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Percy: *uses magic powers to manipulate the Tiber into forming giant hands that crush the gorgons*

Tiber: cANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF

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John: wow the stars sure are beautiful tonight

Eliza: yeah

John: you know who else is beautiful?

Eliza: *raises eyebrow* who? (I'm a married woman you better not flirt with me--)

John: Alexander

Eliza:

John:

Eliza:

John:

Eliza: I KNOW RIGHT

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Philip: hey mom I found this this letter dad wrote to that Laurens guy--

Philip: *reads*

Philip:

Philip:

Philip:

Philip: oh my gossshhhhh

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Eliza: HE WROTE BOTH OF YOU LOVE LETTERS???

Angelica: he wrote, "my dearest, Angelica," comma after dearest

Eliza: okay...what did he write you John?

John: *flashbacks to very inappropriate letter*

John:

John: *walks away silently*

Eliza: ?!?!?!

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*getting hair cut*

Will: your hair is surprisingly soft *comb glides through hair*

Nico: my hair is about as stubborn as my will to live

Will:

Will: *concerned squinting*

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Drew: omygods people are so basic here. It's so hard to find anyone on my level

Piper: *points to a pebble* found them

Drew: I can't tell if you're making fun of my height or my intellect

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Percy: you know what's sad?

Annabeth: war

Me: my social life

Leo: someone ate all my Oreos

Hazel: dinosaurs are real for mortals but dragons aren't

Percy:

Percy: I

Percy: I was gonna say my Pillow Pet was gutted by a walking piece of shit we call Octavian

Percy: but good guesses

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