Connor: what are feelings??? Pfft I don't have feelings—

Connor: *meets Evan*

Connor: ...

Connor: oh

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Jared: hE thought I WAS A bombeR

Evan: you see how I know this isn't true? You don't look like a bomber at all, an idiot, maybe. But a bomber—no.

Jared: HEY I CAN LOOK SUSPICIOUS

Evan: the only bomb you've ever touched is a bath bomb

Alana: he's right...

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Alana: cut down the tree Evan.

Evan: *crying*  n-no

Alana: EVAN IT WONT FEEL A THING

Evan: YES IT WILL

Alana: IT DOESNT HAVE PAIN RECEPTORS EVAN

Jared: never thought I'd see the day Evan would be forced to cut down a tree for therapy.

Zoe: same I didn't think you'd live that long.

Me: will I ever be over this

Me: hahahahaha

Me: no