Don't ever come to me for dating advice.

It might be because I'm insensitive or don't understand why something might upset someone else...idk

Just don't.

I feel like Connor Murphy on a date

Connor(me): hey Evan. Isn't it kinda twisted when you think about it that our pencils, paper, and desks are basically just tree corpses?

Evan:

Evan: *sudden tears*

Connor(me): (shit)