Haunted House~

Me: *picks up bloody knife*

Killer: *hidden in shadows* she's picking up the knife. The stupid girl must be terrified

Me: *yells* HEY NICO I FOUND BLOOD OF A VIRGIN FOR THAT RITUAL YOU NEEDED--

Killer: *comes out of hiding* okay wtf bro

Me: hi

Killer: *facepalms and leaves*

(Later)

Nico: why do we need this

Me: bc our hotel rooms are right across from each other. The walls are thin. You are not pure, that I know and know neither am I.

Nico: wait but you--

Me: I've never been that close to someone before. I lost my innocence to reading smutty fanfictions

Nico: you can't actually--

Me: my logic is best logic.