Do you remember when...    Faction had an 'r' in it?

Do you remember when...     The main character was safe because an author wouldn't kill them  because there would be no more books?

Do you remember when...      You didn't scream while reading?

Do you remember when...      You couldn't read?

Do you remember when...      You weren't obsessed with dead languages?

 Do you remember when...       You had no idea that Wattpad existed, let alone what it was?

Now think back and wonder, 'how did I ever survive?'.

This is random and awful but hey, an update is an update, right?

RotD:

I'm the son of water but when I return to water I die. What am I?

Olu