Me: #Ari_and_Trewlany_don't_mix. Ari, one of the real oracles, can you do the disclaimer? (The song is what I think Ari's favorite song would be.)

Trewlany: I am the real seer. You do not own anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ari is a fake! Only fakes see things every night!

Ari: Maybe I do and my memory erases itself to keep my brain from being filled to the brim?

Sophie and Keefe: What!????? Who knew about this and how many secrets do you have?

Ari: To quote Granite, "Nobody reveals all their secrets." and I'm not answering the first question because Witness protection. Ever heard of it?

Persassy: I like this one.

Me: *Whispers* At least Keefe forgot last chapter. *Normal voice* Are we even gonna' do the disclaimer?

Everyone else: *Massive argument*

Me: I guess not. Here's the story anyway. #IHateBeingUsedAsADummyForKeefe'sShamkniv

*____* #WhaleStoryStarter

"Ari, we have to get Divination. Wake up." "No. I actually had a dreamless sleep for once. Let me sleep." "Fine. You asked for it." and a bucket of water fell on her head. "Everyone out unless you would like to die from the stink!" Elle yelled. That got Ari out of bed. Elle's stink bombs could kill most plants and small animals. Even if she was a Pyrokinetic and not a Technopath, she could still find a way to make her dad's projects, even if they were made of metal and not an potion, she was not to be messed with in the prank department. She uncorked and poured out a vial of her most potent stink bombs and ran. Everyone else ran/flew/scampered as they had shifted because their animagus forms were faster. Nico had turned into Nico-the-skeleton-kitten and was shivering on Will's head. Ari loved how cute Will and Nico were. They would do anything for each other Will actually ran back into the room after the stink bomb went off because Nico was still in there. Three minutes later, Percy ran out of the room. "How did he survive in there for that long? She set one off at Foxfire and the kid's who smelt it had to come to the Healing Center!" Elwin said. Nico was still recovering. "Ari, don't you need to change clothes?" Lia asked. "No. I'm fine. I actually had a dreamless sleep for once. Don't we need to go to Divination?" "Yeah. Let's go." They raced up the stairs to the Divination room. They got there early, and the professor asked to see their palms. "You, my dear will be unable to see the future." she said to Ari. "You old stringla!(Hag in greek.) I see the past present and future every night in my dreams. You don't see the future in crystal balls and tea leaves. You only see them in dreams or as a prophecy. I'm never coming back and I'm warning my friends and family that you are a faker." She and Lia left and told everyone else not to come. "It's just a waste of time. She's just a big fake and an old stringla. We can use this time to train." so they did.

Sorry it's so short. I just had this idea.  I have 670 views and readers in Australia and the UK and India and Canada and some places I can't pronounce without stuttering! Thank you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much! 

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