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BRIAR BLACK

"wait, you guys don't sparkle? but you're still leeches, right?"

"i'm everyone's dream girl, who are you kidding?"

STEFAN SALVATORE

"i didn't think it was possible to love someone this much"

"you can't eat this much deli meat, it's gonna kill you"

NIKLAUS MIKAELSON

"make a note of your favorites, and i'll keep them alive — deal?"

"if you bring home another stray cat, i will be forced to open a shelter."

JACOB BLACK

"gross, two vampires? hang on, let me just vomit."

"i'm thinking we use this snowboard and yeet ourselves down this hill."

SETH CLEARWATER

"she is hands down the prettiest person to ever exist."

"you can't be her best friend,
you don't have a secret handshake"

KATHERINE PIERCE

"i didn't believe in love until him."

"come with me. we'll go anywhere you want."

ELENA GILBERT

"don't make me lose you, too."

"if i have to choose between bonnie and the guy who wants me dead
— yeah, i think the choice is obvious."

DAMON SALVATORE

"i've killed werewolves before,
i'm not scared of you"

"i'll always pick elena, don't take it personally."

ELIJAH MIKAELSON

"you're good for him."

"you're family now.
and in our family,
it's always and forever."

REBEKAH MIKAELSON

"technically, you and i have had sex,
considering you're with stefan.
maybe we could hash it out officially
and finish the job?"

"nik's on a rampage again,
someone call briar."

KOL MIKAELSON

"have you considered that you're incompetent?"

"a mikaelson never kisses and tells.
except rebekah, she can't keep her mouth or legs closed."

JASPER HALE

"i don't talk about my history, can i pass?"

"if i find glitter in my hair again,
someone's losing a hand"

ALICE CULLEN

"we've been waiting a very long time for you"

"you're going to be very happy,
baby b,
just give it time"

BILLY BLACK

"both my kids love bloodsuckers? god help me."

"you're named after a princess, but you act like a heathen."

EDWARD CULLEN

"this is not what i anticipated when you said 'fun night with the mikaelsons'"

"you do understand that snakes eat mice, right?"

BELLA SWAN

"a triad? what is this, fanfiction?"

"i don't have time for this, you know i'm a mother now, right?"

CARLISLE CULLEN

"all my kids are happy, even the ones i didn't ask for."

"elijah and i have done business together.
did you think i lived under a rock?"

ESME CULLEN

"i'm everyone's mom, join the club."

"they're the real vampires, if we're being technical."

ROSALIE HALE

"who let the dogs out?"

"put your paws on her again, and i'll rip your throat out"

EMMETT CULLEN

"fuck yeah, i like this kid"

"i'm really jealous they can eat spaghetti and we can't."

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PLAYLIST !

SO HIGH SCHOOL
『and in the blink of a crinkling eye
i'm sinking, our fingers entwined
cheeks pink in the twinkling lights 』
TAYLOR SWIFT

PUPPY PRINCESS
『kiss me with your eyes closed
whisper that your heart shows
all i want is you』
HOT FREAKS

MOMENT
『are you falling in love?
i've got the feeling you are
are you falling in love?
with a feeling』
VIERRE CLOUD

SOFT SPOT
『my heart melted,
you made a soft spot
i can't help it
you're my soft spot』
PIRI & TOMMY

SWEET TALK
『sweet talk everything you say
it sounds like
sweet talk to my ears』
SAINT MOTEL

FLAMING HOT CHEETOS
『i wanna be the one you
think about at night
and i wanna be the one
you would put up a fight for』
CLAIRO

SWEET TOOTH
『i know every line and curve
of your tatoos
a sweet tooth for you
i'm wide awake』
CAVETOWN

GUYS MY AGE
『guys my age don't know
how to touch me
don't know how to
love me good』
HEY VIOLET

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NOTES !

Jacob Black DID NOT IMPRINT on Renesmee. Didn't happen.
Bella and Edward still had Renesmee, but she doesn't have the weird speed growth — she's a baby.
Jasper is still a Confederate soldier but regrets it and it'll be addressed (briefly) in the book.
Yeah, I recasted everyone but Robert Pattinson what's your point?
This will start in season 1 of vampire diaries, so 2009. Twilight took place in 2005, so breaking dawn is (in this story) 2007, so this book takes place 2 years post breaking dawn.
And, yes, this is a POLY story so there
WILL BE KLEFAN.