"U dont gotta b like that bruce"
"That sentence makes me want to stop being friends."
";)"
":P"
"Anthony taught me how to do those."
"Did he teach you the moon face???"
"No?"
"Good, i don't need you learning that to annoy me Brucie-kins"
"That nickname is... too cute for me"
"Yep, cause you are too much of a macho man for that"
"Right mr. Scientist"
"Shush"
"You are the one who needs a cutesy nickname"
"Go ahead then brucie-kins"
"Ever doll"
"Sounds creepy"
"Cutie"
"Too generic"
"Flower Baby"
"What are you on Bruce?"
"Lil flower?"
"Why are you stuck on the flower thing?"
"Your a florist"
"*you're"
"You're not wrong but i don't need to be called one"
"If anything i am a venus flytrap
"Everfly!"
"Isn't that the name of a website??"
"Probably but i feel like it fits you!"
"Alright Brucie-kins"
"Thank you Everfly"
"Hey bruceie!"
"Hm?"
"Can you hold something for me?"
"Ever"
"I am literally like a thousand miles away"
"SHHHH"
"But can you??"
"Why not."
"What is it?"
"My hand."
"That was cheesy"
"You can't ship yourself though"
" 'shipping myself to a cutie (GONE WRONG!! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!!))' "
"Jesus christ Ever."
"No, my first name is Ever ;)"
"I am also not religious brucie-kins"
"You're so lame"
"Is that a code word for awesome?"
"By the way my mom is driving my and my brother like little kids on a road trip and our final destination is NY"
"WAIT WHAT"
"EVER???????"
"RIEKSNFMEOWODNJRPEPELDM"
"Meow?"