@my.dear.{emma}watson changed his name to @drwatsonholmes

@drwatsonholmes

No, I am not Emma Watson. I apologize for any misconception, but it's true. And no, despite sharing the sane last name, we are not related. She is a queen, however, and we should all bow down to her.

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@sure-lock-homes changed his name to @consultingdetectivewatsonholmes

@greglestrade commented:
@consultingdetectivewatsonholmes why is your name so long
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@consultingdetectivewatsonholmes
[@greglestrade]
🤫

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@consultingdetectivewatsonholmes changed his name to @shezzahommes

@drwatsonholmes commented:

@shezzahommes Let me guess, Kadi hacked into your phone again?
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@shezzahommes
[@drwatsonholmes]
I regret allowing her to converse with my brother.
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@drwatsonholmes
[@shezzahommes]
Well, it was inevitable. He is her uncle.
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@shezzahommes
[@drwatsonholmes]
Unfortunately.
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@mycroftholmes
[@shezzahommes]
Ah yes, hating on your siblings. All the range nowadays, appearently.
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@shezzahommes
[@mycroftholmes]
Change my username back, tell Kadi to do it, or whatever because this stupid app isn't letting me edit my profile!
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@mycroftholmes
[@shezzahommes]
No can do. Enjoy, brother mine.
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@shezzahommes
[@mycroftholmes]
MYCROFT!
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@mycroftholmes
[@shezzahommes]
^-^
(Gregory taught me that)
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@shezzahommes
[@mycroftholmes]
I despise you.
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@mycroftholmes
[@shezzahommes]
I appreciate you as well, brother mine.

@kadi_scottWH

heh heh heh

@shezzahommes
[@kadi_scottWH]
You're grounded.
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@kadi_scottWH
[@shezzahommes]
awww

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@shezzahommes changed his name to @sherlockholmes

@kadi_scottWH commented:

Dad, am I ungrounded now-
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@sherlockholmes
[@kadi_scottWH]
hmm...
Better, but I'd rather it be Watson-Holmes.
But fine, you're ungrounded.
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@kadi_scottWH
[@sherlockholmes]
Yay!
Now, about that party I was talking about...
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@sherlockholmes
[@kadi_scottWH]
No. And if you even THINK about sneaking out, you're grounded until college.
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@kadi_scottWH
[@sherlockholmes]
F*ck.
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@capamerica
[@kadi_scottWH]
language.