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Taestyv: I make him edit once and he gets all sulky (DRAMA QUEEN). Seriously thinking about going solo. 

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kingkook: Pfft as if you'd go solo. I'm the brains of this partnership, you'd be nothing without me

taestyv: @/kingkook You wanna bet on that mate? 

cookingmama: @/kingkook @/taestyv stop flirting on my timeline all the damn time 

kingkook: @/cookingmama I'm not flirting I'm just stating the cold hard facts of life 

taestyv: @/cookingmama And I'M not flirting with a boy who would fall asleep halfway through eating my ass. I have standards. 

kingkook: @/taestyv Are you challenging me? We'll see about that. 

smolchim: @/kingkook Did you actually just agree to eat your best friends ass to prove a point?  

kingkook: @/smolchim I NEVER SHY AWAY FROM A CHALLENGE. 

smolchim: @/kingkook Literally no one challenged you. Just admit you wanna fuck him and go. 

taestyv: @/smolchim He's banging on my bedroom door demanding that I come out and let him eat my ass... DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE STARTED? 

smolchim: @/taestyv Don't act as if you're not debating on unlocking the door and just going with it 

taestyv: @/smolchim Take your tiny little chilli pepper and get out of my comment section 

joonwiththespoon: @/taestyv Confession time: Kook just text me asking how to pick a lock and MAYBE I sent him a Wikihow article explaining how to do it... 

taestyv: @/kingkook KOO DON'T YOU DARE PICK MY LOCK, STAY AWAY FROM MY ASS 

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