P:Haan bol

"Ohh chori mumbai gaye sirf 1 mahina hua aur yeh haal"

P gets shocked and stands up

S:Kya hua

P looks at S and keeps finger on lips to tell him be quiet

S:Arre par

P closes S mouth and nods her head.S looks wide eyed

P:Ppa pa pai laagu dadi maa

Dm:Jeeti rahe, kahan hein tu

P:Vo college mein

Dm:Kyun thaari class khatam na hui ka

P:Vo kuch kaam tha toh

S: (yeh itna darti kyun hein)

Dm:Dekh chori itni badi seher mein akela rehna maine teek nahi lag raha,thaari maa humara sunti kahan hein.

P looks down and stand

Dm:Vahan gaye toh padai kar aur vapas aa koi zarurat nahi ghoomne phirne ya choron se baat karne samaj gayi tu

P:Jji

Dm:Agle mahine suresh ke bête ke shaadi hein aa jaana apne maa ke saath,ab yeh mat kehna ki meine bulaya nahi,keh dena thaari maa se

P:Ji

Dm:Vo aaye na aaye tujhe aana hein manne thaare liye ek chora pasand ki hein, shaadi mein dekh lena

P looks wide eyed

P: (Satyanaash phir se)

Dm:Tu hein ka vahan

P:Ji

Dm:Suna tumne meinne chora pasand ki hein

P:hmm

Dm: (mocking)hmm kaa, thaare ko pasand nahi, yaa phir thaari bapu aur maa ki tarah tu bhi kisise pyar karte hein kaa

P looks wide eyed at S and phone

P: (inhe kaise pata chala) na nahi dadi maa aise koi baat nahi hein

Dm: Teek hein, ab jaldi jaa ghar. Choriyan 6 baje se pehle ghar pahuchna chahiye

P:Ji nikal rahi hoon

Dm: Rakthi hoon

P:Pai lagu

Dm:Hmm

Dm cuts the call

P sighs

P: Ganeshji acha hua vo apke aawaz nahi suni,aur aap.kitne baar kaha chup rahiye,sunte hi nahi

S says something but not clear coz P has closed the mouth

P:Kya

S actions her hand.P looks and take her hand

P looks down embarrassed:Sorry

S:Haaan, mujhe kya pata kya hua ,tum achanak khabra gayi toh mujhe laga kuch problem hein

P:Ho jaata problem agar vo apke aawaz sunti toh

S:Kaun vo

P:Arre dadi maa,mere dadi maa

S:Kyun

P:Kyun kya, mujhe zor se daat padthi ki choron se baat nahi karte

S:Chor?Mein chor nahi hoon

P:Offo choron matlab ladke

S:Ohh acha

P:Ab mein kya karoon

S:Arre unhone mere aawaz nahi suni na,phir kya problem

P:Bahut badi problem khade karke unhone phone kata,maa se kya kahungi mein

S:Par hua kya

P gets a call

S looks the screen.

S:Lagta hein tumhari next khabrane ka waqt aa gaya

P:Kya matlab

S:Tumhari dadaji ka phone

P relaxes and takes the phone

D:Hi buddy

P: Dadimaa ka phone aaya tha buddy

S:Buddy?

D:Mein yahan thi jab usne phone kiya toh

P:Acha ji aap ne mujhe phasaya

D:Dekh buddy tum jante ho na yeh sab tumhari dadi ki department hein shaadi ke tayyari iss mein mein kuch nahi kar sakti,aur tu tension kyun le rahi hein vo kaunsa rishta pakka kiya bas dekhne aa rahe hein tujhe,milke chali jaana

P:Vaah kitna aasan hein milke chali jaana, maa se kya kahungi mein,yeh sunte hi maa chilayenge, "Koi zarurat nahi"

S gets afraid hearing loud noise

P:Sorry vo

D:Tumhari khabrahat dekhe pata tha mujhe kisi chore ke saath hein ka

P:Haan dost hein mera bas event ke report bana rahe the

D:Tum dono akele?

P:Daddu aap please shuru mat ho jayiye

D:Haan haan aise report banate banate hi thaari maa aur bapu ek ho gaya,vaise chora acha hein?

P looks at S wide eyed

S:Kya

P:Daddu aap bhi na,aap iss problem mein dhyaan dijiye

D:mein kya kar sakta hoon, girija se baat kar sakta hoon aur kya

P:Aap maa se baat karenge,na ji na, agar dadi maa vo dekh lenge toh aur gadbad ho jayege

D:Vahi toh,sach kahe tu aa jayege toh acha lagega mujhe,do saal ho gaye tumhe dekhte hue,aa jaana maa ko lekar

P:Ab senti mat ho jayiye mein try karti hoon

D:Yeh hui na baat,aur shaadi ka tum tension mat lo,pichle do rishta tumhari chacha aur mein milke thoda na toh yeh bhi ho jayege

P shake her head

Dm:Aa ji sunte ho

P gasps

P:Haan dadi maa, rekhti hoon mein haan

D:Haan haan

P cuts the call and sits with hands on head

S:Kamaal ho dadi maa se itne dar aur dadaji ko buddy. Vaise hua kya

P:Mere liye rishta aayi hein

S shocked:Kya

P:Pata nahi maa ko kaise samjhaun mein

S:Toh samjhao abhi padai bhi poori nahi hui hein aur itni jaldi shaadi, yeh kehne tumhari dadi maa ne phone kiya

P nods

S:Mujhe laga tumhare maa modern khayal ke hein toh tumhari shaadi nahi hone denge

P:Bilkul sahi kaha aap ne,ye. hi toh problem hein,vo ab mere shaadi nahi karvayege.isliye vo mujhe vahan jaane nahi dege

S:Tumhe shaadi karne hein

P:Yeh kaisa sawal hein sabko icha hoge na shaadi karne ka

S:Arre vo nahi stupid tumhe abhi shaadi karni hein

P:Nahi

S:Toh phir kya problem hein

P: Toh mein nahi jaa paoge na ranveer bhaiya ke shaadi mein,aur agar nahi gayi toh bhi problem

S:Ek minute, mujhe kuch samaj nahi aaya

P:Thodi lambi kahani hein

S:sunao

P sighs

P:Mere maa baap ke love marriage hui thi

S looks wide eyed

S:Seriously?

P:Ji

S: Phir

P:Phir kya dono ke family khilaaf thi iss rishte se toh un logon ne register marriage kiya aur rajastan mein shift hue hum,unke parivar vale baat nahi karti the un dono se, jab mein 18 saal ka hua toh meine aur hema ne milke dadaji ke account doonda fb mein aur friends ban gaye hum

S :Tumhari dadaji ko fb account

P nods

S:Phir

P:Phir dadaji aaye humein milne aur hum gaye papa ke ghar,vahan na mere maa aur dadi maa baat nahi karte the,dadi maa bahut strict hein,vahan buddy I mean daddu se zyada dadi maa ke chalti hein. Orthodox family hein goonghat pehne padte the,ladkiyan unchi aawaz mein baat nahi kar sakte, 6 baje ke baad bahar nahi jaa sakte , mard ko kitchen mein nahi aana hein, par mere gahr mein aisa kuch nahi tha, infact mere papa na mummy se behtar cook the ,aise kai rules hein vahan. Toh meri maa ne kaha itne varsh ho gaye yeh rules thodiye toh mere dadi maa ko pasand nahi aaye,phir papa ke jaane ke baad,dadi maa aur daddu ne humein le jaane aaye unke ghar par maa ne mana kiya jaane se,kehne lagi unka job hein yahan vo nahi jaa sakti toh phir se dadi maa ko bura laga,par daddu ko meri maa bahut pasand hein,vo unko sherini bulate hein

S smiles

P:Toh ab ranveer bhaiya ke shaadi hein toh dadi maa maa se baat nahi karenge toh mujhe bolna padega maa ko ki shaadi mein jaana hein aur agar iss rishte vale baat pata chala toh vo mana karenge jaane se,toh dadi maa phir se naraz ho jayege

S:Ohh toh yeh problem hein

P nods

P:Pichle do baar hum baj gaye lekin har baar toh nahi baj sakte na

S:Kya matlab

P:Arre dadi maa ne do baar ladka pasand kiya tha jab meine gayi toh

S (wide eyed):what

P:Haan ek baar uss ladke ne mana kar diya

S:Kyun

P:Kyunki unhe koi aur pasand thi phir bhi daddu aur chacha poori plan kiya tha rishta thodne keliye lekin uski zarurat nahi padi

S:Aur dusri baar

P:Dusri baar,baap re kitna paapad bhelne pade pata hein, vo toh acha hua dadi maa shaadi ke tayyari mein busy the varna hum chaaron ko milti unse

S:Tab tumhari maa raazi hui ladka dekhne

P:arre maa ko toh pata bhi nahi chala ladka dekha mein

S:Phir

P:Vo kya hein jab humari cousin ke shaadi hogi na tab hi humein bulate hein dadi maa, aur papa ke jaane ke baad maa sirf shaadi ke din jaate hein vahan,mein do din pehle jaati hoon,actually daddu le jaate hein. Phir shaadi mein hi ladka milne aate hein mujhe

S:Toh tum chaar?

P:Arre mein daddu chachu aur hema

S:Hema? Ofcourse tumhare har kahani mein vo hoge hi,batao kya kiya tum log ne

P:Pichle baar,maa ko pata nahi chalne diya ke mujhse milne ladke vale aa rahe the,aur dadi maa busy the toh uski zimmedari na daddu ko diya ki mein aur ladka dekhe

,daddu na hema ko milvaya ladke se pragya kehkar

S excited:Kya,phir kya hua

P:Hema mila ladke se,aur usne na bahut drama kiya,usne yeh tak kaha ki kundali mein likha hein ki shaadi ke ek saal baad mere pati mar jayege, vo aadmi yeh sunkar darke bhaag gayi

S laughs

P too laughs

P:Sheithaan ladki,par pata nahi ab kya karege hum.par jaana toh padega bahut mushkil se sab teek ho raha hein toh, (P sighs)arre report nahi banana kya,chaliye bahut ho gayi baatein

S smiles

P:has kyun rahe hein

S:Tumhare life na bahut hi kamaal hein

P frowns:Kya matlab

S:I dnt know, its very interesting, hema krithika maa mummy Tom uncle ab dadi maa aur daddu, sabke baare mein sochke na ek muskaan aata hein, I dnt know how to say

P nods

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At night

Sh home

Sh:I don't want to loose you in my life swayam so isliye mein pehla step leti hoon,secret admirer, I know even if I play secret admirer tum mere gift dekhte hi will know its me

Sh wraps a gift and write ""To Swayam from secret admirer" and paste it on the gift box

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P: Toh yeh hua in dono ke beech

H:Bechare jeejaji bahut bura laga hoga na inhe, toh ab

P:Mujhe na ek idea aaya, mein soch rahi thi un dono ko bandh karun kamre mein toh acha rehta na

H:Meine kaha na I wnt help,toh mujhse mat pooch koi aur problem hein toh bata

P:Bahut badi problem hein

H:Kya

P:Dadi maa ka phone aaya

H:Kya,ab kiski shaadi hein

P:Ranveer bhaiya

H:Offo tum kyun jaati hein vahan

P:Hema?

H:Kehna toh nahi chahiye phir bhi,vahan sirf tumhare daddu aur chachu ache hein baaki sab,jahan tak ki tumhari cousins bhi,pata nahi har baar vahan jaake kya hota hein ki lautthe waqt tumhare mood off hoti hein

P:Aisa kuch nahi

H:Jhoot mat bol pata hein mujhe,iss baar kaunsa ladka hein

P:Pata nahi

H:Mein nahi aaungi iss baar prayu.

P:Koi baat nahi maa se kaise kahun

H:Kehke dekh,phir hum dekh lenge

P:Hmmm.Sunn rey ka call hein mein utathi hoon haan

H:Hmm chal bye

P takes R call

P:Hello

R:Hema se baat khatam nahi hui kya

P:Haan ho gayi,mujhe na ek idea mila mission keliye

R:Kya

P:Kal na hum dono ko ek kamre mein bandh karenge

R:Arre vo meine try kar chuki hein pichle baar

P:Kya pata kal kuch hoge toh

R:Acha

P nods

R:Fire exit mein hein na

P:Haan vahan koi nahi aata na toh haan

R:Ok toh kal baaki discuss karte hein

P:Ok

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Next day morning Sh goes to boys locker room and keeps the gift excitedly on the bench

Sh:Ab aayega maza

Sh goes from there

P: Aaj mission dil ka first step ,I hope success ho, ganeshji mission dil kaamyab ho jaaye

P goes smiling and Sh comes smiling,they both see each other and smiles

P:Good morning

Sh:Good morning

P:Apke practice ho gayi

Sh:Haan mein class jaa rahi thi

P:Mein bhi

Sh:Pragya vo tumhari hosting bahut achi thi

P:Thanks

Sh:See u later

P nods

P R meets

R:So shaam ko hum usse lock kar dete hein fire exit mein

P:Haan done

R:Par kya kehke dono ko le aayenge ek saath,agar dono ko pata chalega na mere haat hein toh vo log mujhe chodenge nahi

P:Hmmm kisiko keh dete hein karne keliye,ok

R:Ok I ll manage,tum bas dekhte jaao hota kya hein

P:Par agar vo phone kiya toh kisiko

R:Arre humare fire exit aur store room mein range nahi hote toh chill

R P do hifi

The boys goes to locker room and see the gift box

V:Arre yeh gift kiskeliye hoge

N:Mere liye hoge yeh fans na

N takes it.V takes it from N

V:Bada aaya fans na,yeh mere liye hoga

B:Arre aise kaise mere liye hoga

A:Nahi nahi mere liye rinni ne rakha hoga

They all fight for the box and the paper pasted got torn .Only "RE" of the secret admirer was visible

R:Guys guys shaanth raho dekhte hein kiskeliye hein

They all give it to R.R says tum logon ne yeh paper tear kiya varna pata chal jaatha

V:Dikha

V reads "RE"

N:RE kaun

A:Arre Rey,rey keliye gift hein vaah rey kiske gift hein

R:Mere liye?guys I m not interested

V:Arre kholke toh dekh kya hein

R opens the gift due to insistence and there was beautiful lamp with a letter

"Tumhare zindagi mein roshni bharne keliye mere taraf se .

From your secret admirer"

N:Wow Rey secret admirer

R:Guys I dnt know

V:Waah janab tussi great ho

S too teases R.

R:Guys please I m not interested

V:Chal canteen chal itna bada jackpot hua hein toh celebration

R:Arre lunch time pe milte hein