P:Simmi meine rangoli bana diya hein ab mein ghar jaati hoon

Si:Akele chali jaungi na pragya,Its 7.30

P:Haan haan koi problem nahi hein

Si:Acha meine megha didi se kaha hein ghar aane ko

P:Teek hein

Sh:Pragya

P looks at Sh

P:Ji Sharon

Sh:Mein tumhari saath chalti hoon,vaise bhi my work is almost over

P:Its ok Sharon,aapko phir se akele vapas aana padenge na,mein chali jaungi

Sh:Par

P:acha kisi bhi problem ho toh apko bulaungi teek hein

Sh nods smiling.P too smiles and go

P was walking on the road and see two people trying to start their scooter

P:Yeh log

P goes to them and taps their shoulders.They turns and its K and D

K:Oye bak bak girl

P:Yeh tum roz roz mujhe naye naam kyun bulate ho

K:Pata nahi tumhe dekhe aise ajeeb sa naam bulane ka mann kar raha hein

P:Kya hua scooty ko

D:Pata nahi pragya

K:Kitni baar kaha hein iss khatare ko bhejke koi acha bike khareedo lekin nahi sunte

D:Oye khabardaar mere scooty ko kuch kaha toh

K:Chupkar

P:Acha teek hein ab ladke kya fayda,aap log kaam karo yahan paas mechanic hein unhe de do scooter

K:Tab tak kya karenge

P:Mere saath aao ghar,mujhe bahut kaam hein

D:Tumhari help karna hein?

P:Nahi,bas company de do

K:Company kyun help bhi karenge na

P:Tumse nahi hoga cooking hein

K:Tumhe kaise pata mujhe cooking nahi aati

P:Pata chal jaata hein

K:Hmmm u r rite I dnt know cooking par iss duffer ko aata hein

D smiles

P:Vo toh unhe dekhe hi mujhe pata chala

K:Kya

P:Ki darshanji ghar ki Lakshmi hein jinko sab kaam aate hein apki mummy ne apko bahut ache sanskaar diya hein darshanji

D:Maa ne thoda sikhaya hein par mein toh dadi ke saath tha na toh unhone mujhe sab sikhaya

P looks confused

K:Vo darshan ki maa ab nahi rahi,jab yeh 10 saal ka hua toh

P:oops I m sorry

D:Arre don't be chalo karna kya hein

P:Pehle shopping

K:Shopping raat ko?

P:Ohh hello grocery shopping hein

K:Ohh ok

They 3 walk .P explaining everything happened.

K:Kya swayam ne tumhare gaal pe color,I cant believe it

D:Yeh story koi different nahi chal rahi?

K:Lag toh aise hi raha hein

P:Chup aise koi baat nahi hein

They take the scooter to workshop,buy groceries,D was holding the cover and they reach the apartment and climb the stairs.

When they reach P's floor they were laughing saying something and turn left.P see a man walking from other side.P look shocked drag K D and hide behind the wall

P:Shsshsh

K:Arre arre par hua kya

P:Shshsh dheere bolo vo sunke aayenge yahan

D:Kaun

P:Vo Tom uncle

D put his head out and see an old man walking

D:Hein kaun vo

P:Vo hein Tom uncle

K:Toh hum unse chup kyun rahe hein

P:Do reason hein

D:Kya

P:Ek vo military mein hein toh dekhte hi shuru ho jayege war story.aaj mujhe sunne ke time nahi hein 1 ghante

K:Ok

P:Do,unko na thoda problem hein.

D:Kya problem

P:Vo na unki baat agar kisine mana kiya toh

D:Toh

P:Vo violent ho jayege

K:Kya,vo pagal hein

P:Arre aise buzurg ko pagal nahi kehte

K:Uss ke baat mana kiya matlab

P:Matlab ek baar unhone mujhe girija didi samajh liya tha meine kaha mein pragya hoon unhe gussa aa gaya vo kehne lage mujhe bekoof mat banao sab janta hoon mein ,koi safai nahi chahiye .bas shuru ho gaye

K:Ab kya kare

P:Pata nahi humein bina dekhe chale gaye toh teek hein varna problem hein

D:Hum aise khade rahenge tab tak

K:Khaash koi humein bachane aaye toh mein aur khade nahi reh sakti,peir mein dard ho rahi hein pragya,yeh tumhe ajeeb ajeeb log milte kahan se hein yaar,

P:Uss mein tum bhi count hogi na

K:Ohh hello

D:Arre sshhh agar aise jhagda karenge toh sunenge

D:Kyun na hum second floor se uss stair case se chale

K:Wow genius chalo

P:Nahi chal sakte

K:Ab kya hua

P:Vo Mrs Mishra aunty

DK:Mrs Mishra aunty?

P:Unka naam kavita hein mein ne unhe kavita aunty bulaya toh unhone kaha (mocking)Aunty ,tumhe aunty dikhta hoon mein,call me Mrs Mishra

D:Toh aunty kyun bula rahi ho

P:Arre aise kaise

K:Bade logon ko naam se pukarun?

P:Haan

K shook his head

D:Toh iss mein kya hein

P:Yeh hein ki vo mujhe daatne keliye aa rahe hein kyunki maine inki pothe ko ghajar ka halwa khilaya

K:Uss mein kya badi baat hein

P:Fat aur oil hein na

K:Hey bhagvan,yeh kya hein yahan ke log

P:Baaki sab teek hein bas yeh dono hi thoda hatke hein

K:Hatke,seriously,kaun aayega humein bachane

P:bachane?Yeh koi gunde nahi hein jo bachane aa jaaye,arre aayenge bhi kaun

D:Pata nahi

P:agar koi aa jaye toh hum bach jayege par kaun.

K:Shayad

P:Haan haan ab kahenge vo aayenge,aayenge na mujhe bachane bali ka bakra banne St.Louis se yahan tak aayege

K goes to say something but hears Tom uncle talking

T:Arre beta kab se 306 pe khadi ho kisise milna hein kya

P:306?Arre yeh toh humara flat hein,vahan kaun aaya hein

D looks putting his head and get shocked

D:Waah pragya tum toh kamaal ho,bali ka bakra sach mein aa gaya

P suspiciously:Kaun,

P too peep out and shocked seeing S

P:Hey ganeshji mein dekh rahi hoon kuch din se na mein jo yun hi kehti vo sab tum sach kar deti ho

K:Arre par kaun

P pouts

K:Don't tell me its Swayam

P:Nahi batayege par khud dekh lo

K:What like seriously

K laughs

K:Pragya aise hi kaho na swayam tumhe pyar karenga

P:Marungi ek.tumhe Mazak sooch raha hein

D:haawww

P:Kya haw

D:Phir se kaho na marungi ek, so sweet

P:Kya,hey bhagvan mere saare friends ko mera gussa karna acha kyun lagta hein.tum log ho abnormal

D K laughs

P:kya

D:Kya timing hein,tumhara story na hit hein boss

They 3 peep out

P:Chalo varna vo

D:Bakra banenga?

P:Chup

They 3 walk to S and T

P:Yeh pata nahi kaise teek se galat samay par saare jahan pahunch jaata hein

D:Arre hero hein heroine ko bachana farz hein

P:Haan haan isliye toh hum khud fasne jaa rahe hein,ganeshji raksha karna, jaldi se bhaag jaaye.

They three reach S and T

P smiles at T

P:Good evening uncle

S:Haan inse milne aaye the

T:Inse?Par yeh toh 306 mein nahi rehti,yeh toh 310 mein rehti hein bolo Thilothama

All looks confused

T:Arre bolo na

T looks at K

K:Mein?aap mujhe Thilothama bola

D giggles

K:Uncle mera naam

P holds K hand

P:Haan haan thilothama bolenge na uncle

S looks confused

D:Haan haan yehi hein Thilothama flat no:310 .pyar se usse Thillu bulate hein,hein na

K looks D angry.D holds his laugh.

T turns to S

K: (low voice)iss budhe ko aur koi naam nahi mila.thilothama aisa kaun naam rakhta hein ab

P:Arre shaanth

T:Lagta hein tumhe galat fehmi ho gayi youngman

S: (yeh kya ho raha hein,krithika ke asli naam thilothama hein,no wonder yeh pragya ke friend kyun hein)Sir par mein toh inse milne

S points P

T:Ohh aap Diya beta se milne aaye the

S:Diya?kaun diya

K: ab yeh diya kaun hein

P: Mrs Mishra aunty ke bahu

K D giggles

P:Haan haan uncle mujhse milne aaye the

T:Par tumne galat address kyun diya beta bechara kitne der parcel pakadke bandh darwaze pe khada raha very bad diya.arre unhe aur bhi parcel deliver karna hoge na ab dekho kitna time barbaad ho gaya.

S:Excuse me?Mein parcel company se nahi hoon

K: Swayam aur parcel delivery?Yeh aadmi bindaas hein yaar,mujhe hasi aa rahi hein Darshan

P:Arre has mat,please

T:Arre beta aise koi bhi kaam ko chota nahi samajhte,kya bura hein parcel delivery mein

S:Arre par mein nahi hoon

T gets little angry

T:Mujhe bekoof samajhke rakha hein,mein kya andha hoon dikhta nahi mujhe

S look shocked at T and P

P:Gayi bheins paani mein

K D also looked shocked

P goes to S

S looks at P

P:arre waah uncle aap toh genius ho,kaise pehchan liya perfect se hein na

S looks P confused

KD:haan haan

S looks all three:Haan kya?Mein parcel company se hoon?

P holds S hand to stop him

P:Haan haan vahi toh humne bola

S:What

T:Arre beta mein toh border mein dekhe terrorist ko pehchanke maar sakta hoon toh yeh kya cheez hein,uski Amazon ke Tshirt aur yeh cap sab dekhar pehchan nahi sakte yeh parcel deliver karta hein,bas yeh toh sharam se apni T shirt ke upar shirt pehenke chupake rakha hein

K D giggles from behind.S looks like whats happening.

P hides her mouth to control laugh

P action not to laugh to K D

D:Vo uncle aap aise hi terrorist ko bhi pehchante hein

P nods no

T turns to K D

K D stop laughing.P control laugh and look at S

S glares at P angry.P looks down and leaves S hand

T:Haan beta in 1995

P: (low voice)Hey bhagvaan shuru hui

K D look each other and T

P:Uncle uncle hum jaaye aapko na Secretary doond rahe the vo ganesh chathurthi ke arrangement ke baare mein baat karni hein na

T:Ok,lekin mein tumhare saas se zarur kahunga ke tumne iss gentleman ke time barbaad kiya

S:Iski saas?

P:Uncle please na, mat boliye vo daatenge na

T:Hmm teek hein

T turns to go

P D K sighs and take a step

S:Ohh hello

T:Ruko

All three shocked

T:Arre thilothama tum itni bekuf kyun ho

D: (low voice to P) pehli baar kisiko sach pata chal gaya

K glares at D again

T:arre delivery boy se saaman ghar tak le aana tha toh shop kyun gaya,tum bhi na ab kitna waste hua time aur petrol

K looks at D and gigglesD pouts.S looks at D weird.

D:Uncle mein delivery boy

T changing tone:Kya

D:De delivery boy hoon

T:Hmmm watchman se naam likhe hi aaya na,yahan aise log aake phir jaate nahi hein bas yahi dekhte rehte hein

T:Tum ek kaam karo mein tum log ko apartment tak chod aate hein phir mein jaunga secretary se milne

P K D look shocked

P:Nahi nahi uncle iski kya zarurat hein

T:Arre aise kaise chalo

P:Par uncle

T:Mere baat taaloge

T walks in front

P:Satyanaash

T:pehle thilothama ko chod aate hein

P:Vo vo kya hein na vo bhi mere ghar aake chai peeke jayenge hein na

K:Aisa hein kya

P actions

P:Bhool gaye

K:Haan haan

T:Toh chalo

T walks

D:Chalo Mrs Mishra aunty ke ghar

K:Mrs Mishra aunty nahi saas

P:Chup

S:Can u please explain yahan ho kya raha hein

T little angry

T:Chalna nahi hein kya

P D K S:Haan

T walks front ,They all back

K:ab kya karenge pragya.Mrs Mishra ke yahan

P:Arre vahan rocky hoge

D:Ab rocky kaun hein?

P: kuttha hein. Vo mujhe dekhe bahut bhaukta hein.kahan phasa yaar,aunty ya kuththa ya dono.chal prayu

K:Jo bhi hein hum dekh lenge

S:Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aa raha mein in sab ke beech kahan se aaye

P:Chup,apke vaja se hum sab phasa kya zarurat thi uncle ke saamne aane ke,hamesha wrong jagah pe teek se aayege

S:Ohh hello mein

They reach the apartment

T:Lo pahunch gaye

P:Thanks uncle aap jayiye haan hum andar jayege

T:Arre aise kaise itna dur aaye toh tumhare sasur se milke jaayege na

T rings the bell

P:Satyanaash

An old man opens the door

T:Good evening Mr.Mishra

He gets startled seeing this much people out of his home

M:Kya hua

P:Namaste uncle

All four fold their hand to say Namaste

M:Namaste beta

T looks at P and M

T:Arre apne sasur ko aise Namaste bolte hein.peir chukar bolo aur yeh kya sasur ko kaun uncle bulata hein

M:Sasur?

P actions M.M understands

P touches Ms feet

P:Namaste sasurji

M:Jeeti raho beta

P: (Mishra aunty aur rocky nahi dikh rahi hein)

Rocky comes barking

P hides behind S.S looks at P

S:Its ok

M:Rocky go inside

The dog goes

T:Kya bataun Mishra apki bahu ko dekha toh socha chodke jaaun

The real diya comes

Di:Kaun hein bauji

T looks inside and Di coming with her son.

Di smiles at all

T:Arre pragya beta tum yahan kya kar rahi ho

K:Yeh pragya hein?

Di looks and understand

Di:Haan vo bas yun hi

Di son:Didi

P looks and nods no

T:Apni maa ko didi kyun bula rahe ho beta

S:Maa?

P goes inside

P:Hehe vo aise hi mujhe chidaaane

T:Acha mein chalta hoon

K:Dua mein zarur yaad rakhenge uncle

T goes

They see T entering lift and sighs

P:Sorry uncle vo

M:Arre its ok beta

P:Vo aunt I mean Mrs Mishra

M:Ek party mein gaye hein

P:Hum chalte hein

They all run and enter P's apartment.All sit in sofa set tired

K D P looks at each other and start laughing

S:Ab koi mujhe batayega vaha ho kya raha tha

K lafing:Pragya mere pet pe dard ho raha hein haske,darshan delivery boy mein thilothama

D too laughing: u know onething ek moment mein mujhe laga agar mein nahi hasi na mein mar jaungi control karke,I mean not at him at the situation.Oh God mein zindagi mein pehle kabhi bhi iss tarah nahi hasi all thanks to you

P:Meine bhi itne bure tareekhe se nahi phasi

S:Ab mujhe batayege

P laughs again

S:Kya

P controls laugh

P:Parcel kahan hein mera

Again all 3 hifi and laugh

S folds his hand trying to be angry he too couldn't stop smiling seeing P laugh

K notices this

K:Ok stop,swayam let me explain

K explains everything,now S too start laughing

All laugh

P:Ab bahut ho gaya hasna kaam karein

P goes two step and stops

P:Vaise aap yahan kya kar rahe hein?

S:Meine socha tum akele hoge toh help karne aa gaye

P: (acha hua yeh dono yahan hein varna inke saath akele aaj nahi seh sakthi mein)ab toh mein akele nahi hoon na toh aap jaa sakte hein

K:How rude pragya

P looks at K confused

P:kya rude,arre inhe aur bhi bahut kaam hoge ACS hein

S:Mujhe kya kaam hein,bas moorthi hi toh le aana hein kal,baaki sab toh tum log kar rahe hein na

P:Haan isliye toh madad nahi le sakta na,agar Sharon ko pata chalega na toh vo mujhe chodenge nahi

S:Acha toh boys ke madad nahi loge

P:Challenge keliye nahi loongi

S:Toh saaman sab kaun le aaya yahan tak

P looks at S

S:Darshan na ,vo ladka hein,arre aise full rules kaun

S sees P keeping things from her bag on the table in front of him,the things for making Prasad.P folds her hands.

P:Rishta ho,sharth ho ya deal ho,poori immandaari se nibhana mere policy hein

S:Toh phir iske haath

D:Dude vo ghar ki saaman hein aur dinner,wanna join

S looks at P.P shrugs her shoulder and goes.

P:Mein zara change karke aati hoon.

P changes the clothes and come.

P sees S sitting little sad. K D talking with S

P:Kya hua

S:I m sorry

P:Ji?

S:Vo mein toh bas yun hi

P:yeh aap sorry kyun keh rahe hein

S:Vo tumhe yeh Prasad

P:Hey bhagvan,mein toh Mazak kar rahi thi,aap bhi na,pata nahi

P takes the things from table.

S:Ok guys I ll take your leave

P keeps the things on table

S waves bye to K,hug D and walk two steps

P:Suniye

S turns

K D look smilingly

D: (haaye pragya u r a darling)

P:Coffee toh peeke jayiye

S:Nahi nahi phir kabhi.vo Rey ke saath kuch baat karna hein ,bye pragya,aur agar itna Prasad nahi ban payege toh its ok baaki hum mangva lenge

P:Arre

S:Pragya kapoor jo kaam leti hoon vo poora zarur karti hoon pata hein

P looks wide eyed

S:Phir bhi keh raha hoon,see u tomorrow

S goes

P:Yeh inhe kaise pata mein