Dashie: HEY! SssssKies!
9:16pm

Me: yea? Sup
9:16pm

Dashie: ifffy I wish upkn a star will It CAmtRue?
9:16pm

Me: Wha-
9:16pm

Dashie: IM GONNA FLY INTO THE SSKIES AND SLIDE DOWN A RAAAINBOW!!!
9:16pm

Me: Dashie, Are you drunk?
9:16pm

Dashie: waaah? Nnno?!
9:16pm

Dashie: nooo!
9:17pm

Dashie: maybe? HAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
9:17pm

Me: oh my God. Where are you right now? I'm fucking coming over
9:17pm

Dashie: no naughty thouGhst Sooarin ;)
9:17pm

Me: You must really be drunk right now
9:17pm

Me: R you with anyone else?
9:17pm

Dashie: HEck nAw may Parents r on Anoder lng adds bidness trip AnD ScooTs is at friends hose
9:18pm

Dashie: so I'm aaaalll aloowne ;)
9:18pm

Me: pls don't tempt me princess
9:18pm

Dashie: OH!! so you ThInk Im Ugly?!
9:18pm

Me: what? When did I--
9:18pm

Dashie: Ya KNow what?! Fucc off Hoe!
9:18pm

Me: jezuz christ I'm calling the swat team over, drunk Dashie is dangerous
9:20pm

Dashie: IMMA BURN MY FUCKING NEIGHBORSZ HOWSE DOWN MAMAMAHAHAHSGGSGSGA
9:21pm

Me: WAIT- WHAT?! Shit I'm heading over right now!  Just sit down and don't do anything stupid!"
9:22pm

Dashie: Okay Daddy ;) hehshanzb
9:22pm

Me: did you just?
9:22pm

Dashie: whaaaaat? U call me pet names iz onlya fair I give you one 2 <3
9:23pm

Dashie: OHMYGOSH OHMYGOSH dis Matches are Soo preetyy! I wanna warm myself up hahsgwj
9:23pm

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Luckily Soarin arrived at Rainbow's house just in time and stopped the rainbow haired girl from burning down her neighbor's house.

He was lucky to arrive on time when he did, because they very intoxicated girl was just seconds away from dropping the match on the door of her neighbor. As it turns out she had dumped an entire gallon of gasoline on the door and porch.

The neighbors threatenned to report her, but Soarin managed to pursuade them not to, a.k.a. he bribed them with money.

They were furious at him at first, but when he offered them a check with twenty thousand dollars they sealed their mouths shut, took the check, and went back to bed.

"Soowin~" the drunk rainbownette giggled in his arms. Soarin glared at her disapprovingly. He carried her back to her house and upstairs to her room.

"Worth the trouble" he said under his breath as he carried her to her room. "Worth the trouble worth the trouble worth the trouble"

He gently laid her down on her fluffy cloud style bed, seeing the content smile on her sleeping face, Soarin sighed. "You are worth the trouble, princess"

He wiped the drool from her lips, before checking her phone. He deleted their conversation, deciding to spare her embarrassment.

When he got to the kitchen, he found a large empty bottle lying on the table. He picked it up, and dumped it in the trash bin, before cleaning up the kitchen.

Pretty soon, the kitchen was sparkling with cleanliness.

Checking on Rainbow one last time, he smiled affectionately before going downstairs to sleep in the couch. No way was he leaving her alone, he will just wake up early the next morning before she wakes up and leave.