A guy asked a girl in the library, "Do you mind if i sit beside you?"

The girl answered in a loud voice, "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIFHT WITH YOU!"

All the guys in the library started staring that the guy and he was obviously embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table. "I stidy psychology and i know what a man is thinking, I guess you feel embarrassed, right?"

The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!" and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear, " I s study Law and I know how to make people feel guilty..."

BURN