I fall on the ground. Fun fact about being half demon, when I sleep it is like I'm in mid-air. Literally. Something isn't right.

Everything is GREAT!

What the hell, Bill!

I could go for a corn dog right now. Bill appears in my room. He starts to sing. "I...am...pretty, yes I'm pretty, I'm pretty and witty aaaaaaand proooooud. And how I pity any guy that isn't us at night. I am charming--"

"Cut the crap Bill." I say.

"Ohohoho, you don't understand the 'gravity' of the situation. You see," he adjusts his bow tie. "I failed previously because I didn't, no, I was too stupid to ask for help."

"Bill! What are you planning!"

"I have plans, but you can't see them.  Your powers are too weak. Bye!" Bill disappeared. God dammit. What did Mabel do? You speak French. Mabel qu'avez-vous fait ? Et pourquoi avez-vous fait ?
I need to find another way to contact her without leaving these walls. I managed to smuggle the journals in and start flipping through them.  How do I find out what she did?  Teleportation?  That  should work.  Teleport yourself to anywhere or anyone.  Well I'm not seeing anything else so, I guess, I'll have to teleport to her.  I read the incantation while gripping all three of the Journals.

Switch POV

I get out of my car and head into the convenient store.  I grabbed some nachos, a pretzel and a Pitt Cola, paid and got back into my car.  I open the Cola and take a sip.

"What the hell did you do Mabel?!" I spit out the Cola and start coughing.  I grab my grappling hook and aim it at the intruder.

"God dammit, Dipper.  Gave me a heart attack.  Wait, how are you here?" He holds up the Journals.

"What did you do?!  You're practically helping Bill.