- Watch a horror movie before going to bed

- Get people's usernames on Wattpad wrong resulting in them not being tagged

- Laziness

- Trying to change haters' views

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Guy: *standing in a corner getting stuff from his locker*

Me to my friend: So if a guy shoves his dick in another guy's ass and says 'No homo' would everything be alright?

Guy: *starts violently chocking on his spit*

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- Deleted my Wattpad account which I thankfully got back

- Reading the Splinter trilogy on Wattpad (I thought everything would be okay)

- Crushing on a guy that gay and well I'm not male

- Crushing on fictional characters because in the end they ain't real and probably break your heart (*cough* Chip Honeycutt *cough*)

- Shouting, I like balls when I was near around 20 guys