PROLOGUE ━━ save a horse. . .

messages ━━ private

logie bear 🧸 . . .   logan sargeant
caroline piastri . . .    caroline devitt

caroline piastri
hiiiii babygorgeous are u ready for ur big
date today

logie bear 🧸
i regret agreeing to this already

caroline piastri
nooo it'll be so fun trust me

logie bear 🧸
see the thing is... i don't believe you!!

caroline piastri
when have i ever lead you astray? :(

logie bear 🧸
that one time when we were younger and we
went out to celebrate oscar's birthday and you
told me the salt was sugar and my coffee was
disgusting

caroline piastri
okay but in my defence that was so funny

CMONNNNNN turn that frown upside down
if you don't take risks you'll never find the love
of your life!!!!

logie bear 🧸
you didn't take risks with oscar

caroline piastri
it's so sweet you think that highly of us but please
keep those comments until he officially asks me
out

i refuse to kick my legs for a glorified situationship

logie bear 🧸
y'all confuse me sm

caroline piastri
oh my lovely little bald eagle you have so much
to learn of the world of love

AND IM GONNA HELP YOU LEARN THROUGH
MY EXPERT MATCHMAKING SKILLS!!!!

logie bear 🧸
have any of the dates you set up actually
turned into anything?

caroline piastri
once!!!!!!

but what happened to being a game changer?
come on logie poo how can you hope to be
a world champion if you never dare to dream
a little!!!!

logie bear 🧸
okay miss philosopher i think driving
an f1 car is a bit different to sitting on a
plastic picnic chair for five minutes
awkwardly flirting with someone

caroline piastri
logan hunter sargeant

logie bear 🧸
oh god not the full name

caroline piastri
if you're so dead set about the fact that
nothing is gonna come from this date then
what do you have to lose???

if you think it's a joke then treat it like a joke
and have fun!!

i love you so much but i am not letting you
back down from this

logie bear 🧸
idk caro what if i say something stupid
and become a meme on f1 twitter for the
rest of my days

that's george's job

caroline piastri
logie bear ☹️☹️☹️☹️ i pinky promise if
u say something cringe i will cut it out of
the final vid

and if u do this for me u can come to dinner
w me and osc on sunday night (he's paying)

logie bear 🧸
well why didn't you start with that???

i'm a simple man caro i like to be wined and
dined

caroline piastri
interesting

i'll make sure to mention that to ur date
[ logie bear 🧸 reacted with a 👎]

auroraborealis
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⤷   auroraborealis in reply to taylorreid222   sighs in disappointment at the delinquency committed by those i surround myself with
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⤷   auroraborealis in reply to taylorreid222   i suppose i shall

abidemarco    i busted :/
⤷   auroraborealis in reply to abidemarco   oh ur getting it good tonight x
⤷   louiszhang in reply to auroraborealis   i've known you for ten yrs and i still don't know if you guys are lesbians or not

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seanharris    THE SECRET HISTORY MENTION‼️
⤷   auroraborealis in reply to seanharris   just a girl who'd let henry winter hit it for free
⤷   seanharris in reply to auroraborealis   oh girl what happened to standing on business this year
⤷ auroraborealis in reply to seanharris i wear heels and mary janes every single day my love my feet hurt :(

chloedelaney    pretty angel girl sent from the heavens unto earth light of my life ur so shiny and sparkly ily
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dylanmolloyy    ruby feature!!!!
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louiszhang    ur kinda cool or wtv
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⤷   louiszhang in reply to auroraboralis   yeah ur never gonna get better than this
⤷   auroraborealis in reply to louiszhang   oh so u want me dead and hope i never get to experience love and joy even in the afterlife? chill
⤷   louiszhang in reply to auroraborealis   pretty much!!

carolinedevitt posted to their story!

oscarpiastri replied to your story
i still can't believe you got logan to agree to
do this

that boy needs some adventure in his life!
plus i may have told him that he can come to
dinner with us after the race...

are you joking.

BYE OSC HAVE TO GO FIND OUR BOY A
DATE!!!!!!!!!

you'll be the death of me woman
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messages ━━ groupchat

i wanna go to fashion school 😔
sleeping beauty . . . aurora albright
dill pickle . . . dylan molloy
six pack . . . abi de marco
sean da paul . . . sean harris
lil tay . . . taylor reid
louis not walsh . . . louis zhang

sleeping beauty
guys yk that tiktok dating show that we
binged literally last night

dill pickle
the love witch?

duh i haven't stopped thinking abt the guy
who admitted to finding elbows hot

why??

sleeping beauty
i kinda made eye contact with the host a second
ago

she's so pretty

lil tay
WHAT

six pack
I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA DO A
LONDON EP THIS WEEKEND

sean da paul
how could you possibly have known that

six pack
bcs she's an f1 presenter too and it's
silverstone weekend DUHDOY

sleeping beauty
oh you and your little fast cars

wait guys she's walking towards me

guys

louis not walsh
awh is our girl finally gonna get a date

dill pickle
oh u went straight for her neck with that
one

lil tay
i wouldn't take that if i was u rory

sean da paul
ror we can see you reading these it's okay to
be hurt but don't ghost us i beg i hate silent
treatment

six pack
RORY WHERE DID YOU GO

sigh

sleeping beauty
HELP

i am currently walking to the table

ladies and gentlemen i am going to be a star

louis not walsh
girl ur gonna get cancelled

sleeping beauty
wow ☹️

lil tay
sean you made my girl sad ☹️

six pack
UR GONNA BE ON THE LOVE WITCH???

dill pickle
is the guy fit

lil tay
asking the real questions

sleeping beauty
WOWZA

he looks kinda familiar

he's so fine though omg

six pack
sneak a pic

sleeping beauty
no 😇

six pack
oh u go on one date and suddenly u don't
love me anymore cool fuck u all girls are the
same

louis not walsh
never beating the relationship allegations

sleeping beauty
i have to go fall in love wish me luck my little
sunshine angels

six pack
DONT FORGET ABOUT ME

dill pickle
have fun rory good luck

lil tay
he's abt to go on a date w the sexiest girl
in the world

dill pickle
i hope they have a good time

sean da paul
prayer circle that he's not an asshole

lil tay
amen 🙏

dill pickle
amen 🙏

louis not walsh
amen 🙏

six pack
amen i guess 🙏

sleeping beauty
the dates about to start caroline's fixing
his mic

louis walsh
then go talk to ur bf then why are u telling
us???

sleeping beauty
shut up hater

you guys don't get it

dill pickle
don't get what????

lil tay
i beg you're not about to tell us you've gotten
the ick because he doesn't know how to put
on a mic

sleeping beauty
no??? it's so much worse.

six pack
does he have a fat snot hanging from his nose

sean da paul
is he wearing a dress shirt inside of a black
jumper with layered silver chains

dill pickle
i gag at the though

sleeping beauty
guys

louis not walsh
is he manspreading and leaning obnoxiously
over the back of the chain

sleeping beauty
he's american.

six pack
oh

i mean yk what they say save a horse ride
a cowboy

lil tay
YEEHAW

dill pickle
ask him if his pet eagle can fly you around
the states

louis walsh
go have fun with your date rory

ask him what a kilometre is

sleeping beauty
if he's a redneck i'll kms

sean da paul
see how many fingers he has

if it's eleven or higher then yk what to do

six pack
still save the horse?

sleeping beauty
i am not having a baby whose aunt is also it's
grandmother

dill pickle
RORY STOP TEXTING US OR I'LL TAKE
BACK MY LACE RIBBON

sleeping beauty
you wouldn't ☹️

dill pickle
watch me.

sean da paul
WE LOVE U RORY!!!

lil tay
GO GET SOME INTERNATIONAL D!!!!

               ( author's note . . . )
they're so unserious i love them sm <3