<16:37 - Hana's Phone>

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daniel👽:
earth to bby girl

daniel👽:
come in bby girl

[you logged on]

you:
i need a nickname for you

you:
daniel's just a bit boring

daniel👽:
how about 'sexy' ;)

daniel👽:
that's a good name

you:
how narcissistic

you:
i think daniel is fine

daniel👽:
(T ^ T)

daniel👽:
so how about that explanation i think i'm owed🤔

you:
for what?

daniel👽:
everything that happened last night

daniel👽:
remember, we were mid conversation earlier today and you were gonna tell me but then you said "the teachers cominf" and you "fotta gpcnoe bue"

you:
wow

you:
i mean i knew i wasn't hitting all the right buttons but jesus christ

daniel👽:
i got the message tho

daniel👽:
so

daniel👽:
let's start from that jihoon kid

daniel👽:
he came to your house... then...

you:
oh yeah

you:
so

you:
i told him to go do his chemistry revision for a test tomorrow and went into my room to talk to you

you:
and i left dahye on the couch watching some show

you:
when we stopped talking i was about to go to sleep when the fire alarm went off and scared me half to fucking death

daniel👽:
the fire alarm!!?

daniel👽:
are you seriously okay!?

you:
lol yeah it wasn't serious

you:
jihoon tried to cook some chicken bc he hadn't eaten and...

you:
hear this

you:
dahye told jihoon that if he put oil in a pan and heated it to 230℃ then it would instantaneously cook the chicken

daniel👽:
oh god

you:
and he believed her

daniel👽:
ffs

you:
i kNOW HE'S INSANE

daniel👽:
i would've kicked him out tbh

you:
anyway

you:
there's now a black mark above our cooker

daniel👽:
damn, what a stressful night

you:
oh the story's not over yet! 🙃

you:
jihoon only had his uniform with him so we asked dahye to see if she had any of her ex's clothes he could sleep in

you:
all she had was clean underwear so...

daniel👽:
and you guys are definitely just friends?

you:
dude chill he slept on the sofa

you:
the next day we slept in bc we were up late last night so our friend yerim comes to get us, along with her little brother who's a friend of jihoon.

you:
so ofc the idiot jihoon opens the door in nothing but his underwear and scares the shit out of my friend, who's then yelling at me and dahye asking why a 'naked guy' is in our house

daniel👽:
i don't even know what to say anymore

daniel👽:
i'm actually speechless wtf is wrong with u all

you:
so yeah we had about 20 minutes to get ready and to get to our lecture which-

you:
TRUST ME

you:
-was not fun

daniel👽:
fgs y r u like this

you:
lol whoops

you:
so how was ur day?

daniel👽:
not too bad tbh

daniel👽:
i'm at gimhae airport rn bc my hyung is arriving from incheon

you:
oh cool

you:
what's his name?

daniel👽:
ong seongwoo

you:
wait... ONG?

daniel👽:
yeah that's how it's spelt. not Gong, not Hong, not On, it's ONG

you:
( ° д ° ; )

daniel👽:
what? it's just a name??

you:
can you send a photo?

daniel👽:
uhhh, okay...

daniel👽:

you:
oh my god......

daniel👽:
whAT!???

you:
...that's dahye's ex...

daniel👽:
wAIT

daniel👽:
WHAT

daniel👽:
hold on a minute

daniel👽:
give me a second....

daniel👽:
is this your dahye!?

daniel👽:

you:
OMG WTF YES!!!

you:
BUT THAT WAS LIKE 4 YEARS AGO

you:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

you:
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO?

daniel👽:
ONG TOOK THE PHOTO AND FOR SOME CRAPPY REASON IT'S STILL IN MY CAMERA ROLL

you:
ARE YOU AND SEONGWOO BEST MATES OR SOMETHING!?

daniel👽:
YES THAT'S WHY I HAVE A PHOTO OF HIS EX ON MY PHONE

you:
okay that makes sense

you:
wait shIT!

daniel👽:
whAT NOW?

you:
dahye said that her most recent ex was friends with seongwoo....

daniel👽:
who iS IT?

you:
DO YOU KNOW HA SUNGWOON

daniel👽:
YES I FUCKING DO

you:
FOR FUCK SAKE WHY IS THIS WORLD SO FUCKING SMALL

daniel👽:
MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW COME WE'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING MET EACH OTHER WHEN OUR BEST FRIENDS HAVE LITERALLY DATED

you:
well-

you:
according to dahye it was more of a summer fling

daniel👽:
actually that sounds like ong

daniel👽:
do you know if dahye and ong are still chill with each other?

you:
no idea, y?

daniel👽:
bc the 4 of us could meet up

you:
omg we could as well

you:
i'll ask her later

daniel👽:
might as well do it now

you:
y?

daniel👽:
ong just got here

daniel👽:
i need to go now

you:
okay then

you:
speak later?

daniel👽:
you can bet on it homeboi 👌🏻

you:
don't steal my thing

daniel👽:
lolol sorry

daniel👽:
stay cool, homie🙏🏻

[daniel👽 logged off]

you:
that's my thing too you twig!

you:
smh

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