<21:25 - Hana's Phone>

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realdefdanik:
is ur heart a door?

realdefdanik:
bc u need to yeorojwo for me

you:
the only thing that needs to yeorojwo is this packet of crisps in my hand sweety

realdefdanik:
u sure bout that bby girl ;)

realdefdanik:
u r missing out if u say no ;))

you:
the only thing i'm missing out on is these god damn crisps bc ur cheesy ass won't let me eat them

realdefdanik:
lmaooo u got me there

realdefdanik:
so what u doin up so late?

you:
it's only like half nine??

you:
dude i'm not 12

realdefdanik:
dude?

realdefdanik:
did i just get friend-zoned?

you:
oh damn sorry bro

you:
here, have a cheeto

you:
they're extra cheesy, just like u

realdefdanik:
damn

you:
daniel

realdefdanik:
( ・д・)

you:
i sincerely apologise that was uncalled for

realdefdanik:
lolol apology accepted

realdefdanik:
u no what?

realdefdanik:
you're pretty chill

realdefdanik:
my names daniel if ya didn't know

you:
i'm hana, 👋🏻

-Name Change to [daniel👽]-

daniel👽:
so hana, how old r u?

you:
'97 liner, you?

daniel👽:
'96

daniel👽:
that makes me ur oppa

you:
damn,

you:
looks like we're not gonna get acquainted any time soon then

daniel👽:
daniel

daniel👽:
shit i was late

daniel👽:
and got rejected again!?

daniel👽:
my heart is in pain over here

you:
if it's hurting go and yeorojwo ur heart for the doctor

daniel👽:
can u be my doctor ;)

you:
sure thing

you:
but doctors strictly only have a business-like relationship with their patients

daniel👽:
i guess the friend zone's a better place to be actually (T^T)

daniel👽:
okay but i have an important question

daniel👽:
do you like cats?

you:
yeah

you:
but i'm more of a dog person

daniel👽:
*actual real life gasp*

daniel👽:
did you just diss cats!?

you:
listen here mate

you:
the only reason i clicked yes is bc of that beautiful cat in ur profile

you:
i would've said no otherwise

daniel👽:
oh? that's rooney!

you:
oh? after that football player?

daniel👽:
omggg yess! finally someone who knows without me telling them

you:
he's really cute tho, ngl

daniel👽:
*she

daniel👽:
she's really cute

daniel👽:
unless you mean me (//∇//)

you:
wat?

you:
um no

daniel👽:
rooney is a girl

you:
i thought the footballer was a guy??

daniel👽:
yeah well...

daniel👽:
kinda didn't check the gender before i adopted her soooooo

you:
wowowowowow well done

you:

daniel👽:
greatly appreciated thanks

you:
do you have any more pets??

daniel👽:
yeah, i have another cat called peter.

you:
lemme guess

you:
peter is a girl too?

daniel👽:
spot on bby girl ;)

daniel👽:
wbu?

you:
nahh, my best friend dahye doesn't like pet fur and we live together soooo

daniel👽:
well that sucks ass

you:
tell me about it

you:
she won't even let me get like a hamster or anything bc apparently 'they smell'

daniel👽:
well idk much about hamsters but ik that cats don't smell

daniel👽:
that bad

daniel👽:
or maybe they do...

daniel👽:
although that may just be rooney

you:
lolololl poor rooney~

daniel👽:
rooney loves me and i love her thank you very much

you:
crap my cheetos ran out

daniel👽:
wait don't tell me you ate the whole bag!?

you:
well... err...

daniel👽:
are you sure that picture is of you? am i being scammed!?

you:
chill, i have a fast metabolism

you:
it's really hard for me to put on weight and muscle bc my body just burns it all away

you:
but i guess that's not too bad, as our country sees skeletons as attractive.

daniel👽:
wow

daniel👽:
i never really thought about it like that, but it's true...

daniel👽:
so do you like go to the gym to try and gain muscle?

you:
no, my doctor says not to bc i'll just burn off the weight i'm trying to gain by eating loads.

daniel👽:
omg i feel so sorry for u

daniel👽:
i cant function without my weekly trip to the gym

you:
ughhhh you're one of those people

daniel👽:
one of who?

you:
"oh my name is kang daniel and i love going to the gym and eating kale"

daniel👽:
firstly, kale is disgusting

daniel👽:
secondly, going to the gym is good for you so get off my back

you:
tbh i hate the gym

you:
yeah ik 'exercise is good' and binging on food is 'bad for your health' but like i don't understand people who go to the gym like

you:
why?? do you like?? getting sweaty?? and tired?? and achy all over??

daniel👽:
you don't have to go to the gym to do that ;)

you:
i think i just threw up in my mouth

daniel👽:
well rip ur tastebuds

you:
oh shit it tastes like cheetos

daniel👽:
fgs what even

daniel👽:
is that some kind of pun bc of what i said or r u actually being serious rn?

you:
lolol i wish it was a pun

you:
i live for those

you:
oh i gotta go; my friend's calling me

daniel👽:
dahye? i thought you lived together?

you:
no, his name's jihoon

daniel👽:
his name!??

you:
i'll text you later

you:
stay cool, homie 🙏🏻

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