Chapter 21

Chapter 21- Homecoming

"Oh, hey Sparky." Breeze said casually as she walked past. "Hey," Sparky replied happily when she saw her. Breeze got halfway across the room before she stopped, and slowly turned around. "Sparky?" she asked in a rising state of disbelief. Jolt nodded, and Sparky waved. Jolt had warned her that the others would probably be surprised to see her again, not dead and all, but nothing could have prepared them for Breeze's outburst. "Sweet motherfucking Arceus! How in the blue-green fucking hell?! Shit! Guys get your lazy fucking asses in here quick!" Breeze screamed. Jolt fell over on the ground laughing so hard, and Sparky tried to cover Angel's ears, but she was way too late. "Mom, what does motherfu-"Angel began, but Sparky quickly put a paw over her mouth. "I'll tell you when you evolve," she said, forgetting that they just so happened to have a giant horde of evolution stones in the back of the cave. Midnight was the next to run in. "What's the problem?" she asked, alarmed. "Sparkys back! And like, not dead!" Breeze shouted at her. Midnight turned and looked at Sparky. "Sweet motherfuc-"she began, but Sparky ran up and cut her off with a smack that made her fall over. "Don't you start in front of my baby," she warned. By now, Jolt was laughing so hard that it was getting hard to breathe. Angel had no idea why everyone was shouting, or what was going on, so she hid behind her dad, trying hard not to be squished as he rolled back and forth between fits of laughter. He began clapping, and laughing so hard as Rubi walked in to see what all the excitement was about. "You look like a retarded magikarp, Jolt," she remarked, chuckling over her own joke. Now everyone was laughing, including Angel. Jolt tried to stop laughing, but even though it was aimed at him, the joke was still funny. By now it was getting really hard to breathe, and his breath came in gasps as they all calmed down. Rubi turned over and looked at Sparky. Her eyes bulged, and she shouted "Holy mother-"she cried, but caught herself, cut off by a sharp glance from Sparky. Sparky was ready to smack even more bitches that wanted to swear in front of her little Angel.

The rest of them walked or ran out in pretty much the way. Initial surprise, swears, a sharp look or bitch slap from Sparky, and finally acceptance. Lastly came Frost and Snow, who were both sore between the legs from spending the night with Jolt. (If ya know what I mean) Frost stared at Sparky with her mouth hanging open, and Snow fell over in shock. "Holy shirts! What the French toast, Sparkys alive?!" Frost shouted, causing Breeze and Jolt to giggle. Snow quickly picked herself up, ran at Sparky, and tackle hugged her epically. Sparky shrieked and fell over, not expecting that from anyone, least of all Snow. "We thought you were dead! I missed you so much!" Snow wailed. Sparky hugged Snow back, unsure of how to respond, or even react. They hugged it out for a solid, awkward three minutes. After that, Snow slowly got off, blushing bright red. Right then Angel decided to show herself, and crawled out from behind Jolt. "Hello?" she asked all the strange Pokémon. Everyone turned and looked at her.

It was silent for a few moments. "Mom?" she asked Sparky nervously. Their attention turned to Sparky, then to Jolt. Jolt could see their inner gears turning. Snow figured it out first, and Ice beamed her paw frozen solid. She then ran up and punched Jolt with her improvised ice punch. She hit him in the face, so hard that he literally flew out of the cave, clutching his face. "You got her pregnant!?" she screamed at him. She nailed him at point-blank with a shadow ball, and it was lights out for Jolt. He laid in the snow, out cold. Everyone looked at her in utter shock. She waked over to Angel casually, and sat down in front of her. "So, what's your name?"

A few days was all it took for everyone to get back in their regular habits. Jolt and Sparky shared a room together, and they let Angel have Sparkys old one. Angel found she really liked the cave, and everyone in it. She felt safe surrounded by her own kind. About a week after moving in, Angel heard Snow and Frost talking excitedly as they passed her room. "Finally, some Eevees in the cave," Frost whispered. That was odd, she was the only Eevee in the cave. She got up and followed them, ending up in Sky's room. Even stranger; everyone was already in there. The room was large, luckily, and they all fit comfortably. Using her small size, she climbed over and under the crowd until she got in front. There, lying next to Flame, was Sky, with a lightly swollen belly. Sky was pregnant.