"I don't know how on earth you two managed to get home." The dark skinned girl sighed pacing around the room, in front of the couch where the two somewhat hungover men sat.

"You got drunk at a strip club! A dark wizard bar! Im surprised they didnt recognize you two! Comming in at five in the morning! You had me worried sick!"

Simon grabbed a hold of Bazs hand, to be honest they were both a little annoyed and amuzed at their friend scolding them like childeren.

"Bunc-" the darker haired man began
"Don't start Bazilton!" The red haired girl growled
"I'm surprised ar you! I thought you would at least be able to drive home! Or keep an eye on Simon so that you two didnt have to shag as soon as you got home because Simons drink got spiked with thaf love drug!"

Baz felt his cheeks grow a little red, Simon rubbed the back of his neck, both embaressed.
Yes, they did want to have with each other that night, but they didnt intended to get that drunk.
It was an honest mistake really.
"Both of you are not going out to another bar unless you have a third party designated driver, and it can not be a cabby! Do I make myself clear!?"

"Yes Penelope/Bunce." The two said in unison.
The red haired girl crossed her arms and sighed.
"Get to bed, you two look like crap." With that, the youbg woman walked off into her room while the two men walked into Simons, as soon as they shut the door. The blonde began to chuckle.
"Ssssh." Baz said trying not to laugh "She'll hear us."
"ALREADY CAN!" A loud voice cane from the other side of the door. "STRAIGHT TO BED AND NO SEX!"

The two actually a little scared of the woman, jumped into bed throwing the covers over themselves and cuddling themselves to sleep.