(Lights up, revealing a similar scene from before plus a 'castle' and Sleepy now passed out completely and shall continue to be dragged.)

Snow White
Slightly out of breath) Wow that was a fast journey. Gotta love cut scenes. But we are now here at this castle, ready to fight my mother. Not your typical Tuesday.

Grumpy
It's Monday.

Snow White
Whatever. Now, time to bust in, kick names and take butt. Hey-ho let's go! (Runs up stairs to find The Queen playing scrabble with the mirror) Mother! Prepare to have a meeting with destiny!

Dopey
DUN DUN DUNNNNN

The Queen
ShhHHHhhhhHHhhhHHhHHH! SHUT! Not now! I need a word starting with E containing the letters u, s, x-

Snow White
Excuse me???

The Queen
Excuse! YES! That gets me... (Vibing) triple word score! In your face mirror! Or...my face. You're kinda reflective being a mirror and all. I should maybe-

Snow White
What- no. I'm here to kill you. Stop playing scrabble and let me do the job. Dwarves, tiny men, leave me alone. This part needs to stay between me, my mother, and fate. Destiny. Glory. (dwarves 'exit' the room except for Sleepy who goes unnoticed. Sleepy is sleeping on the floor, Grumpy is arguing with Dopey, Dopey is fumbling around or toying with something)

The Queen
Glory! Another fine word. Wow, I am rocking this game.

Snow White
Wow. You are really salting my crackers right now.
(Frustratedly , Snow White begins Monologuing towards audience as the Queen disguises herself in an old man jacket and grey wig behind her)
I come all this way to kill you, prepare a real nice monologue, and wear this super spiffy dress. And you don't even give me a fraction of your attention. I'm done! I am so mad I could literally kill you! Which is my exact plan if you would just listen! All my life I've been working towards this moment without even realizing it and this is where it comes full circle. You abandoned me, cast me out, treated me like a rubbish thing to be thrown out. Now it's your turn to bippity boppity get off this property, I shall become the queen of the castle at your demise. Prepare to- oh. Who are you?

The Queen
(bad dancing ensues. Throw in some terrible 'hip' references. Whip. Nae-nae. Have fun with it. Gray wig falls off at some point within these two 'raps')
Yo yo yo, I'm definitely not old
And either way, these bars ain't cold
My raps are so fly they're off the grid
Stop looking at me, stupid lil kid!
If you're looking for that queen, you're in the wrong spot
Because it is obvious, she I am not 
Freestyle raps are my whole thing
Don't blame me, (Voice cracking) cuz I can't sing
Why am I here, do I hear you ask?
That's right, good point, I'm gonna head back
Out of this castle where I wasted my time
Coolio's like me sure are pros at rhyme (Mic drop dab combo)

Snow White
Oh that's all good you- wait a second. When did you get here? And why do you suck at rapping? Hold up- oh my. No way. How stupid can you- Did you seriously impersonate an old rapping man? That's your disguise here?

The Queen
D-did I mention I gotta go? 
Leave me alone, you can't stop the flow
Hashtag yo yo yo...Bro.
(Backs away awkwardly but is blocked by Snow White)

Snow White
(Following same rhythm ) 
Yeah, nuh-uh, I don't think so!
(No more rhythm) We're doing this here and now, we're solving this dispute. Like responsible, mature, adults.

The Queen
You're absolutely right.
(Flight of the bumblebees begins to play, cuing a chase scene. Various dodges ducks and tumbles are preformed by Snow White, the scene ending when the Queen eventually trips over Sleepy who is lying on the floor.) WoAh my hip!

Snow White
AhA! I win! Prepare to meet your doom...

Dopey
Dun dun DUN!

Snow White
(Holding shotgun) It's Nerf or nothing!
(Dart fires off the Queen who is attempting to stand up, effectively knocking her back down to the ground. The group rejoices, except for Sleepy who remains asleep.)
Wow, that's effective. We did it! We won! But boy, that was a lot of work. You certainly do work up a bit of an appetite when sent on an anonymous assassination mission that quickly turns to a vengeance quest on your own mother. Is there anything to- aha!

Dopey
(Rooting through Queen's forgotten bag, produces fruit) Apple.

Grumpy
This seems like a bad idea. Do you people seriously just walk around eating every fruit you see? Do you not remember the fact that this woman was trying to kill you, you're just going to accept this apple and then-

Snow White
It's an apple. I'm hungry. I'm eating the apple. Stop being so pessimistic, no one is weird enough to harm a fruit. Let me live my life. (Eats apple.)
See? I'm just fine! An apple doesn't have anything on a pro like- (Collapses.)

Grumpy
(To Dopey and audience, full of sadness and hurt anger) Well now what? There's no one to cheer for. No one to hate. There is no life lesson here, it's nothing more than a depressing death play that shows the cruelty of the world, coupled with harsh irony and the greed of the human race that will lead to it's eventual destruction. Vanity kills, beauty kills, and needless competition kills yet we set these standards on ourselves anyways, and for what reason? Do any of us really win in the end? Or do we merely play the game until we can play no more and then move on so someone else can take our place? We spend so much of our time focused on being the best, when in reality we only tear ourselves down during our quest to get there. It's pointless, and yet we all fight anyways.

Dopey
Pain

Grumpy
Couldn't have said it better myself buddy. Now, lets go find the others. As annoying as they may be, it's family. And harvesting good family relationships is important. (exits with Dopey)

Sleepy
(Wakes up with a start. Panicked.)
Oh my goodness! Y'all would not believe the dream I just- (glances around to find absolute chaos surrounding him, as well as the fact that he's abandoned) Oh... oh no.
(shrugs) I always knew I hated Mondays. (Sleeps)