Scene 3
(Three dwarves are on stage. Sleepy is sleeping with a dress as a pillow, Dopey and Grumpy are conversing silently.)
Snow White
GRUMPYYYYYY? Where's my super suit???
Grumpy
NOT MY PROBLEM!
Snow White
I need the suit so I can go on my mission. To kill... myself. Or the person who hired me to kill myself. Who is my mother? It's complicated, okay?
Grumpy
Wow. That really clears everything up here.
Snow White
I'm glad. Now I need a real nice outfit because if I'm going to my mother's I better look real fine. Especially if I'm going to be the last thing she sees.
Grumpy
Petty. I like it.
Dopey
(Holding garbage bag) I Found You A Dress
Snow White
This is trash! Like, literal trash, I saw this in the rubbish bin twenty minutes ago.
Dopey
Dress
Snow White
Alright then! Apparently, I'm wearing- hold up a second. Sleepy, what are you using as a pillow this time? (takes Sleepy's pillow, which is unveiled to be a dress at this time. Snow White quickly slips it on) Wow! This is gorgeous! You saved the day Sleepy, good job!
Sleepy
(Tiredly, barely awake) No. This is too much work for a Monday. Don't burden me with the crippling weight of your responsibilities.
Snow White
Like it or not, this mission is going to involve all of us. Now, we better start walking, I'd prefer not being alone in the woods after dark. (begin 'walking', though they aren't actually moving anywhere. Snow White in front, Grumpy and Dopey urging Sleepy to keep up and pretty much dragging them. Lights fade out, blocks move in at this transition while dark.)
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