"Do you remember your grandmother?"

"What? Did her husband cheat, too?"

"No. But she was never ill."

"She had cancer, dumbass. Why are you talking about her?"

"Because she's a psycho."

"You can't mention the dead like this. the fuck is wrong with you?"

"What if she never died?"

"What the actual--"

"When you went to her funeral. Did you see her in her coffin?"

"No, it was in her will that she'd be buried without a ceremony."

"Suspicious, don't you think?"