"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me." - Jerry Seinfeld

DEDICATION: expelliarmusxx for the comments that always make me laugh!

■ □ ■ □ ■ □ ■ □

"This is Westerden Ski Lodge-"

"Boo!"

"Ahh!"

"Muahaha, I managed to scare you!"

"No, you simply caught me off guard."

"One is not simply caught off guard by my jump scares."

"I suppose I'm the exception, then?"

"Why'd you ask that like a question?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Anyway, you realize that All Hallows' Eve passed over a month ago, right?"

"Isn't that the old fashioned term for Halloween?"

"Your face is old fashioned."

"Ha ha, how original. I'm marveling at your ability to form creative insults. Also, I just enjoy saying 'boo' because it gives me a thrill and others a fright. Boo!"

"Ahh! Stop doing that!"

"Funny, I didn't think you were the type to shriek like a girly girl in a horror film."

"Pfft, as if you can say I shriek, with your pitchy chipmunk voice."

"That's mean! Why you gotta be so rude?"

"Don't you know I'm human too?"

"Boo!"

"Ahh! Chipmunk, I am going to throttle you!"

"Find me if you dare!"

"No need, I'll just send you a mattress covered in cockroaches."

"Ew, I'm going to skedaddle before you think of any other ways to gross me out."

"Woah there, I was joking! Come back! Oh, I hate you."

"The feeling's mutual again."