"If snow melts down to water, does it still remember being snow?" - Jennifer McMahon, The Winter People

DEDICATION: For the wonderful Roonil_Wazlib13, who's the first person to receive a dedication in all of my dialogue stories. Thank you for your support, Sana! I love you <3

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"Hey, Mozzarella?"

"At your service."

"I'm sorry for being an obnoxious asshole."

"..."

"A-Are you still there?"

"A chipmunk and a mozzarella stick walk into a bar. At first, they hate each other, but then the mozzarella stick realises that the chipmunk isn't as much of a dick as it thought."

"Oh God, is this some kind of girl code? Is that a secret riddle? Do you guys have some sort of secret spy headquarters?"

"Chipmunk, I'm saying that I accept your apology."

"Wait, really?"

"Don't make me take it back."

"Out of interest, how many possible ways are there to do that?"

"A million and one."

"Well, Mozzarella, I guess I'm the lucky millionth."

"Oh- hey! You're getting better with the pick up lines!"

"No Penelope required. Er, I can say her name in front of you, right?"

"Well, I'm a girl, so..."

"Is that a yes?"

"Of course it's a yes, you dummy!"

"Oh hey, what's your name?"

"Why should you care?"

"Why should I not?"

"Quinn."

"Say what now?"

"The name's Quinn."