"Sweater weather? More like wrap-up-in-a-blanket-and-never-leave weather." - Unknown

DEDICATION: Vampirekittty for warming my heart with her sweet comment on the previous chapter <3

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"So, are you ready to get back to our plan after punching this poor stuffed animal?"

"The toy had it coming, it was staring at me like a creepster. Anyway, why the bloody snowball would they be trying to make me jealous, Mr Twist?"

"Quindrew is canon, oblivious Padawan. He's crushing on you! He wants you to make a move, but you're not, so he's trying to make you jealous instead!"

"What? Impossible."

"You're also in luuuuuurve, you know."

"When the hell did I say that?"

"You agreed when you let me plan to make Andrew jealous."

"Silence doesn't give consent."

"You're just six feet deep in denial, hun."

"I'm just making sure that he isn't going to rush into any stupid relationships!"

"Let's make sure that he doesn't by using my plan! Of course, now that I know about this plot twist, I have to make modifications to said plan."

"And just like that, I'm instantly scared."

"There'll be more confronting and less jealously. We're ditching the jealousy thing, that was so last month."

"Oh, it's the first of December! Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!"

"Ow! What was that for?"

"For being stupid enough to call me on the phone when you're standing right next to me, again."

"I want to break up."

"We're not toge-"

"Beep. Beep. Beep."

"Did you just hang up on me?!"