Michael: How do Rian and Austin usually get out of these messes?

Devin: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out. 

--S--N--O--

Brandon: I have no use for people. I find them weird and confusing. 

--S--N--O--

Mario: Okay, does everyone know what they're doing?

Xylo: In general or the plan?

Mario: The plan, Xylo. 

Xylo: Oh, phew.

--S--N--O--

Pierre: You know, if I were to die right now in some firey explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... that would just be okay. 

--S--N--O--

Bri: Don't do anything stupid. 

Austin: You and I both know that's asking way too much of me. 

--S--N--O--

Brandon: Go to Hell.

Michael: I already exist on a level of Hell. 

Brandon: Exist on one that isn't near mine. 

--S--N--O--

Rian, talking to Devin who be in ze closet: Come out of the closet, you coward. 

Devin, comes out and yells: I'M GAY!

Rian: ...

Rian: Devin, we've been dating for three months, no frick

--S--N--O--

Bri: Austin, no! This is a really bad idea!

Austin: Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas

--S--N--O--

{Playing Dungeons and Dragons}

Bryan: I roll to steal Jackson's heart!

Jackson: Bryan, you can't-

Bryan: *rolls a twenty*

Jackson: ...

Mitch, the dungeonmaster: You have a spring wedding. I am Jackson's best man. Mario is Bryan's maid of honor. 

--S--N--O--

Lukas: W- just what do you think you're wearing?!

Brandon: uh, a hoodie and jeans, like always?

Lukas: WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING - 

--S--N--O--

Markus, on a ladder: Jackson, I'm scared...

Jackson: It'll be fine. Do you trust me?

Markus: Yes.

Jackson: then fall, it's okay. 

Markus, letting go: Okay...

Colin, pushing Jackosn out of the way: Rule number one! Never trust anyone. 

Markus, on the ground: Ow.