AN: You should know who wrote this by now.

Harry sits in his office, looking up as someone knocks. "And so it begins."

Shay leads in her new Gryffindor friend who started to grow a tail.

"What potion were you trying to brew?" Harry asks in amusement.

"I skipped ahead. Tried virtraserum..."

Harry chuckles a bit. "So I'm guessing you truly want to be a Neko?"

The gryffindor shrugs.

Harry ruffles his hair. "You wanna keep the tail?" He jokes.

"No."

Harry smiles."okay lay down on your stomach."

The gryffindor does as told.

Harry grabs his tail and puts his wand to the tip of it.

The gryffindor closes his eyes.

He does the spell and it disappears.

The griffendore sits up. "Thank you mr. Potter."

Harry nods. "Name?"

"Sevin Graves."

"Date of birth?"

"July 3,1987"

"Okay, go change your clothes, then go back to class. No more attempts at brewing advanced potions."

"Yes sir." He says and goes changes his clothes.

"Go to class, Shay."

Shay nods and runs back to class.

Harry sits down and chuckles.

Severus walks in.

Harry starts to laugh.

"Why are you lauguing?"

"I shouldn't laugh but... Shay's Gryffindor friend just came in here with a tail."

"How?"

"He thought it was a good idea to skip like six years of potions..."

Severus shakes his head and says, "the teacher should have been paying attention."

"You control the teachers."

"True. I'll go observe a class next time they brew."

"It's every class today..."

"I'll go now then." Severus says and kisses Harry's forehead.

"Bye."

Severus goes to the potions room and walks in.

Harry sits on his chair.

Later Severus goes back to harry office.

Harry looks at him from his papers of the few students that had been brought.

"I need to fire him. He is terrible."

"Okay, babe." Harry mumbles, not really paying attention.

Severus sighs and says, "I don't know who to put in his place though..."

"Uh huh."

Severus looks at him.

Harry continues reading his papers.

Severus kisses his forehead and walks out.

Harry blinks and looks at his retreating back.

Severus goes to his office to see if there is any old applications for the job.

Why don't you temporarily do it until you find someone that meets your standards. -H.

Severus reads the note from Harry and sends back. I don't know if I can.

Why not.

I guess I could.

You're the boss.

True.

Love you, Merlin, I sound like a school-girl.

Maybe You are one, love.

Maybe I'll dress up like one for you, babe.

That'll be cute.

Well I have another student, bye.

Bye.

Harry sighs, theses students aren't only from potions...

Severus continues to look at the applications.

Harry heals the student, then frowns as Shay walks in, holding her arm.

Shay smiles at Harry.

"Shay, what happened?"

"I tripped."

Harry touches her arm and she hisses.

She looks at Harry, frowning.

"Are you sure you just tripped?"

"It was down a flight of stairs. It moves unexpectedly..."

Harry sits her down, "I can't heal bones the magical way yet, so we'll have to do this the muggle way." He tells her.

"Can't daddy give me a potion."

"He's busy firing people." Harry sighs, "and it's a clean break, a potion will only help speed it up."

Shay nods, frowning.

"I'm going to lift your arm, now, okay?"

"Okay mummy." Shay mumbles.

Harry lifts it and she squeaks, "I know, baby, it'll be over in a minute."

Shay whimpers and tries not to cry.

"It's okay." Harry says softly, wrapping her arm.

"It hurts mummy." Shay cried.

"I know." He rubs her back. "One more." He tells her, wrapping a hardening wrap around the other wrap, creating a hard cast.

Shay whimpers.

Harry pulls her into his arms.

Shay cuddles him.

Harry rubs her back, dismissing the rest of the students.

Shay sits up and says, "I can't go see daddy?"

"I'll take you." He tells her, "Here." He puts a sling on her, then adjusts her arm into it.

Shay lets him. "You don't have to take me mummy."

"I need to talk to him anyway," Harry says, locking his office.

Shay nods and waits for him.

Harry takes her hand.

Shay smiles and follows Harry.

Harry knocks on the door to Severus' office.

Severus fell asleep so he doesn't get up.

Harry opens the door and smirks.

"Daddy sleeping." Shay mumbles.

"Yep, but not for long."

"What you doing, mummy?"

Harry sits in Severus' lap and stares at him.

Shay watches curiously.

"Severus." Harry says in a sing-song voice.

Severus doesn't do anything and Dumbledore watches amused.

Harry slaps him in the face.

Severus jumps and Harry falls.

"Ow..."

Severus looks down at him. "Why are you on the floor?"

"You threw me."

"You hit me?"

"Lightly slap."

"Okay... what do you need?"

"Shay first."

Severus looks at Shay. "How did you break your arm?"

"Feel down the stairs... they moved under me..."

"I'll get you a potion darling." Severus says and goes to his potions cabinet.

"Thank you, daddy." She says softly, taking it.

"Your welcome darling."

She drinks it.

"Anything else?"

She shakes her head and gives him an awkward hug.

Severus smiles and hugs her.

She leaves after hugging Harry, too.

Severus sits back down.

Harry sits across from him.

"So what do ya need harry."

"These new teachers SUCK! I've had like 35 students, today!"

"Well. I'll keep McGonagall. Bill. Flitwick. And Madam Hooch, and Remus. So I just need a new potions teacher and herbology teacher."

"Divination, and magical creatures."

"You're alright with me firing Hagrid from that?"

"I though whats-her-face was doing that class..."

"No he has a helper."

"Well she needs to go, students weren't getting hurt in that class until she showed up, unless you count Draco..."

"I know Draco's accident was not Hagrid's fault. And I'll fire her too. This is hard."

"If you want, we can go over them tonight..."

"No It's fine. Firing should be easy. Its finding new teachers."

"That's the part I was going to help with... But you should observe each teacher before firing."

"Yah. I will."

"Well... I need to go... who knows how many students are waiting on me..."

"Okay. I'll go observe." Severus says and kisses Harry's forehead.

Harry goes to his office, surprised to see no one there.

Severus goes to care of magical creatures.

Harry decides to take a nap.

Severus watches as the lady allows kids to almost get hurt and Hagrid does not notice because he is paying attention to other kids.

Harry sighs as someone else knocks on his door.

Severus walks away having all he needs from that and goes to divination.

Harry finds another student with a broken wrist. "That's it, I announcing at dinner that the stairs move." He grumbles to himself as he wraps the students wrist.

Severus falls asleep in the divination room...

Before dinner Harry goes looking for Severus.

Ron and Hermione pass him. "Hi, Harry."

"Hi." He grumbles.

"What's wrong?"

"41 students came to me today." Harry grumbles.

"That's record. What does Severus say?"

"Teachers are getting fired and I'm going to yell at some first years and some dimwitted third ears.

"Why are you going to yell at them. Oh and Severus fell asleep in the divination tower."

"Of course he did..." Harry sighs. "They don't understand that *gasp* the stairs move! Let's all break our hands to get out of class because healer Potter can't mend bones yet! Yay!"

"Dude we should have got hurt so we don't do potions." Ron says.

"He's getting fired first..."

"Oh thank Merlin Merlin. his teaching makes me miss snape as a teacher."

"Severus wasn't a bad teacher."

"He's scary..."

"It's made you learn, didn't it?"

"Yah..."

"He's having trouble finding replacements for all the people he's going to fire..."

"That sucks. Well were going to go eat. See ya, Harry." Ron says.

"Yeah, bye..." Harry goes and pushes Severus out f the chair he's sleeping in.

Severus looks up at Harry.

Harry walks back to the great hall.

Severus gets up and follows him.

Harry walks to his set and uses the amplifier spell. "Attention, students."

Severus sits Next to harry as all the students look at Harry.

"I have an announcement to all the first years and a few who many be... forgetful. The stairs move, okay, how many of you haven't figured that out yet?"

Severus laughs a little and no one moves.

"Good! So if I get another broken bone brought t me, because of 'the stairs', you are going to class and doing double of what that teacher assigns." Harry sits down.

Severus looks at him as the food appears.

Harry eats, grumpily, turning his food to mush.

Severus does not eat.

"Eat." Harry says, snappily.

Severus sighed and eats a little. Harry's already mad enough.

Harry leans against him. "I'm sorry."

"Its okay Harry," Severus says and kisses his forehead.

Harry sighs.

Severus kisses his forehead and pulls him onto his lap.

Harry sniffles.

"What's wrong Harry?"

"It's just... so aggravating and I went off on the students..."

"You'll get used to it harry."

Harry curls up to him.

"I took it out on students plenty of times. And nothing bad happened."

"I don't like it."

Severus shrugs and kissed Harry's forehead. "If you want to apologize to them you can."

Harry nods.

Severus lets him go.

Harry stands up and does the spell again. "Students..." He says, in a softer tone than before.

Everyone looks at him.

"I would like to apologize for taking my aggravation out on you, it's not like me to do that, so I'd like to say I'm sorry and have a good evening." He takes the spell off.

Most of the kids say it's okay then goes back to eating.

"I'm going back to our room, stay here, until dinner ends." he tells Severus.

"Why?"

"Don't worry about it." Harry says, then leaves, stopping bye Severus' office and takes all the applications.

"Hello my boy." Dumbledore says.

Harry jumps, "Oh hello, professor."

"How are you?"

"Good sir, a little agitated, but good."

"How is Severus? I see you two are getting along great now."

"He's good, Professor."

Dumbledore nods.

"Well, I must good, Professor, I'll come visit you soon."

"Goodbye Harry."

Harry goes to his and Severus' room and lays out all the Resumés.

Severus leaves when dinner is over and goes to there room.

Harry looks up as he walks in.

Severus looks at the applications. "I said I can do it, Harry."

"I know you can."

"Then why are you helping?"

"I'm just looking."

Severus sits next to him and looks.

Harry picks up one for a potions Professor.

Severus looks at it. "No."

Harry lays it aside.

Severus puts the knees for herbology aside. "I was thinking of asking Longbottom if he wants to be the Herbology teacher."

"He would love that." Harry smiles.

Severus nods.

Harry smiles.

Severus looks through all the potions ones. "No. None of them are good enough."

"I could do it." Harry grins.

"No..."

"Awe why?" He giggles.

"I just... no one is at my standards "

Harry spots one off to the side and picks it up.

Severus looks at it. "She might be okay."

Harry nods.

"Not perfect but I read her books. She'll do."

"Great!"

Severus nods. "She looks familiar..."

Harry looks at her, "Yeah she does..."

Severus shrugs and sets it aside.

Harry puts it on the table. Lillian Evan.

"divination. Only one. James Rettop."

"I guess, he's a legally registered healer... " Harry pulls out the picture. "This is freaky..."

"Strange... oh well." Severus says setting it with Lillian's.

Harry sighs."We summon them tomorrow?"

Severus nods and throws the rest in the fireplace.

Harry snorts.

Severus looks at James picture. "I don't know why but I feel like I shouldn't trust him..."

"I'm sure it's fine. Let's go to bed, I'm wiped."

Severus sets it down and uses a spell to change their clothes.

Harry falls asleep before he gets completely into bed.

Severus laughs and puts him in the rest of the way and covers him then lays next to him.