@andygalaxy proof I'm the prettiest black💕
sorry siri

@siriusly.pads OH ITS ON
@itz.cissy you're about 18 kinds of wrong
@trixy make that 19 @itz.cissy
@logicalily what have you started?

@itz.cissy when your blood traitor sister says she's the prettiest...

@trixy already proved her wrong, and I haven't even posted
@luscious shes mine
@prongster @luscious women don't belong to their boyfriends, you know.
@luscious @prongster F off
@prongster @luscious how mature

@trixy unbeatable

@itz.cissy so very true
@halfbloodprince almost as pretty as my true love
@trixy @halfbloodprince and who would that be?
@halfbloodprince @trixy lily...
@logicalily @halfbloodprince it's over, severus. I'm not your true love. I have a boyfriend, I'm in a healthy relationship with someone I really love. Give it up.
@halfbloodprince @logicalily give me one more shot. I can make you happier than that asshole James. Remember when you thought he was a toerag?
@logicalily you blew your shot when you called me a racist slur. And, James changed. You didn't. I rejected him and he grew up into an amazing guy. I rejected you and now you're a racist asshole who's dedicating their life to killing people like me.
@halfbloodprince but you're  different...
@logicalily I'm not. No matter how much you "love me" or "need me", I'm a muggleborn, and I'm not different from the other innocent people who are subject to your racism.
@luscious @halfbloodprince don't keep fighting. You can do better than a mudblood.
@halfbloodprince @luscious I guess I can.
@dorkalicious @halfbloodprince exhibit a on why lily won't date you. You didn't stop your death eater friend from calling her a slur. Maybe you can do better than a m*dblood, but lily can do much better than you.

@siriusly.pads all fights and racist stalkers aside, I truly am the prettiest.

@trixy you weren't included in this competition asshole
@siriusly.pads @trixy you said "blacks" not "black sisters". And I, although you want to forget, am a black.
@trixy @siriusly.pads oh piss off
@andygalaxy a strong contender, ngl.
@siriusly.pads @andygalaxy you spelled winner wrong.
@andygalaxy @siriusly.pads I'm so close to blocking you.

A/N
Why hello there! This was just a little filler chapter until some more fun stuff happens! I saw this "prettiest black" in the book Baby (by @yellowbeesknees) and wanted to put my own spin on it, ft. severus being a stalkerish asshole (shocker). Christmas chapters coming up: and speaking of...
I NEED YOUR GUYS'S HELP!! I am Jewish and don't celebrate Christmas, so I need to know what people do on Christmas, other than opening presents and the other stuff you see in Hallmark movies lol. Helpers will get a shoutout and my eternal thankfulness.
ily you guys!
~ Brynlee