i stand there sitting on a bench waiting for Finn. honestly i feel shaky. he's a famous guy and he's talking to a loser(lover) like me.

i grab my phone and text him

yo skinny penis, ur late by 30 minuets, hurry ur ass up

Skinny penis
if u look around, then you might find me miss impatient

i snap my head and and look around.

"hey look it's skinny penis" i see Finn and point at him. i hear a gasp as he turns around. "me??" He looks offend. "who else is skinny penis. now come over here and sit" i pat the seat next to me.

"you look hotter in person
y/n" he mumbles. i feel my cheeks turn a bright red.

"are you always a flirt?" I chuckle as he nods. "but only to hotties" he winks at me.

fuck you finn wolfhard.