philly: hey

danhowell: who are you

philly: i'm phil

danhowell: i know but how do you know me??

philly: seriously

danhowell: tell me! i am really confused, i get these weird vibes from you like

philly: DAN I AM PHIL HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME

danhowell: dude i seriously don't know wth

philly: can you meet me

danhowell: how can i trust you for all i know you could kill me

philly: there are a lot better things i would want to do to you

danhowell: what??

philly: anyways

philly: just meet me i can explain

danhowell: fine