Smol sans
Y/n huh..
I've never been allowed to call someone their name before...
And you want to befriend me..
Welp, that's a first...
I like the idea though.
I decide to sit in a seat you made for me on your nightstand.
I fidget a bit while waiting for you to come back.
Once you do, I notice the bottle of ketchup your holding.
Giant ketchup bottle...
My eye sockets widen in disbelief and I almost faint.

"Um...sansy are you ok?"

I snap out of my ketchup trance.

"Yeah sorry...I just got caught up in how big it is" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You smile and quickly look away in a strange manner..
I swear I could almost make out the sound of a muffled chortle from you.

"you mean you got ketch up"

Wait a minute..
You just made a pun.
I let out a chuckle, as you hand me the ketchup bottle.
I then proceed to try and chug the giant ketchup bottle.
You watch me drink it with a curiosity filled gaze.
Maybe you wonder where the ketchup goes?
Will you ask or just keep staring silently?
It pretty much can't be shortly explained, other than 'because magic'.
It seems like you're just going continue staring silently..
Wonder why you're not eating anything..
Wasn't your whole reason for wanting to go grab food was so that you could eat?

"hey y/n, aren't you going to eat something?"

You seem to tense up for some reason.

"Oh, I already ate."

You're lying..I can tell.
Why would you lie about eating though?

"why did you lie?"

I'm kinda concerned now..

"you could tell huh? Sorry, didn't want to lie to you..it's just something I don't enjoy talking about.."

Now I'm even more concerned..

"Ok."

I'm still concerned but since it's personal, I won't pry.
You stare at me rather awkwardly for a bit before you notice your door start to open.

Y/n
Well shit..
You flash Sansy a terrified and hide now, kinda look.
He seems to catch on and quickly hides.
You have no idea where, but that's not as important right now.
Your attention is directed towards the door that your younger brother just came through.

"Hey Y/n, you gotta see this."

He has his designated school laptop with him.
You're guessing whatever he wants to show you is probably on there.

"What is it?"

Your brother seems to be smiling about it, and his smile widens at your lack of ignoring him.
He is often rather attention seeking, well more like attention hoarding.
So sometimes you just don't have the energy to deal with him..
He has his moments of needing solitude too, so it's not like you're a horrible person for ignoring him sometimes..Right?
He interrupts your thoughts by shoving his laptop in front of you.

"Mark Hamill dressed up as a first order storm trooper and walked around Hollywood boulevard. Just watch it."

He hits the play button on the video.

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oh my lord that line in the elevator..and the dancing part..and Mark Hamilton..and the darth Vader thing..
Who are you kidding that whole thing was freaking hilarious, you are freakin dying right now.

Smol sans
I overhear you laughing from my hiding place.
Your laugh is so beautiful..
Though you look like you're crying..
Was it that funny?
I kinda want to see it now..
I overhear you mention clone troopers singing, and then I'm pretty sure a different video is then played.

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I over hear you practically laughing your head off again..
I don't really get why it's that funny..
Maybe it's just a bunch of inside jokes, or one of those things you just have to know to get it?
A short while later your brother leaves, after you kinda shoo him off.
Your eyes dart around the room till they land on me.
Your expression shifts shortly after to a look resembling concern.
Maybe it's because of some confusing expression I was making..

"Sans? Is something wrong?"

I look away, a bit unhappy that I sorta ruined your mood.
Though it feels kinda nice to know that you care about if I'm ok.

"no, nothings wrong.."

I feel an unexpected blush creeping onto my skull.
Why though? This doesn't make sense..

"You sure?"

I quickly try to hide my blushing face, but I'm pretty sure I'm unsuccessful.

"Yep, definitely sure."

Y/n
You smile at his dorkiness.
Aww, he's so cute when he's blushing!
Wait...what if he likes you?
No, he couldn't possibly!
But, what if he does?
No, you shouldn't think these things!
You can't help but blush, though your determined to not ruin your friendship with sansy just because of your inner fangirl.
Sans notices your blush, and looks conflicted.
However both of you pretend it never happened, and continue the conversation.

"So sansy, can you teleport?"

You've kinda been wondering about the differences between Sansy and Sans seeing as they both like ketchup, they are similar in appearance, but they have different names..

"Um yeah?"

Couldn't he have just teleported out of the basement then?
Well maybe it doesn't work like that?

"How does it work?"

You might as well ask since you're on the topic anyways.

"Um, I can only teleport somewhere I've been and had the time to mentally map, and I can only teleport a short distance."

Hmm..so thats how it works..
That still doesn't explain the basement thing..

"So why didn't you teleport out of the basement?"

You kinda just really really really want to know now.

"Because the closest place I had time to mentally map was too far away."

Oh..
Welp, that answers that!

"Oh, I guess that makes sense!"

He smiles mischievously for some reason.

"yep it makes a lot of sans-e!"

He snickers, and you can't help but laugh along with him.
Eventually you calm down enough to where you can ask some more questions.

"So sansy, do you like any foods other than ketchup?"

He takes a second to think about it before responding.

"I've never been able to mustard up the courage to try any other food, so I don't know."

You stare at him baffled.

"Welp, I will relish the day you finally do."

You both laugh and a blush dusts your face, but he doesn't seem to notice.