Sansy

"Hey"

You smile gently at me.

"Hey"

I smile back.

"So...wanna head back to my room?"

You look at me expectingly.
I of course take this as a challenge.

"That's what she said-"

It takes a second but your reaction in priceless. ✨

"Oh my gawd you did not just-"

You're wheezing.
Meanwhile I already have planned my next attack.

"What an invitation really"

I devilishly smirk.

"I should probably letter go gently, but she's hot so it's tempting" ;p

I chuckle mischievously.
You seem to be both flustered, laughing, and struggling to breathe.
Despite this, You do manage to get out an "I'm dying-" and a "curse you Sansy the skeleton!"

You manage to pull a laugh out of me with that, but I quickly shoot back.

"I suppose I'll take that as my award then?"

I lightly chuckle, as you take a second before catching the pun.

You expression turns playfully devious.

"Keep your magic stick in your pants, you haven't won yet"

Magic stick? Huh? waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitWHAT!?

My face takes no time lighting up.

How would she think-wait does that mean? Wait wait wait wait wait hold up
I NEED ANSWERS.

"Magic stick?"

As the realization of what you just said dawns on you, a look of horror strikes your face.

"Ah wait I can explain!"

You seem incredibly flustered, and Im over here being not ok.

"Please do"

Your blush increases in intensity.
Gawd f*cking dammit I'm having way to many thoughts right now...so please just clarify before I drown in them.

"I mean you've probably noticed that I have a bit of a gutter sense of humor...so um there are comics...I've seen...they are kinda unavoidable really...but I thought they were funny and um yeahhhh...."

You quickly scramble to pull up an example.

"Here"

You apparently find what your looking for and pass your phone over to me.

Pfffftttttagshdhbddjjxhd
What.
I am so confused.
Oh gawd how many people are drawing that sort of thing for it to be a meme?
And light saber? Is that a reference to something I'm not familiar with? Or is that just a nickname for it like "magic stick" that's probably worse actually...
I guess your not intentionally looking up uh...such things then?
...Why I am disappointed?
I should be relieved.
Why? Because your not intentionally looking up- Or is it because you might be lying about it? No you wouldn't lie about it...right?
But if you were I should be mad right?
Mad because you lied? Or mad at the idea of you-SHUT UP! Instead of just-SHUT UP STUPID THOUGHTS!
But if you did lie...I'd rightfully be mad...and it'd only be fair for me to-SHUT UP!
I shouldn't be thinking these thoughts...
If you actually lied to me I shouldn't still like you...I shouldn't still-Why do I want you to be lying about this?! Gawd why am turned on?! Fuck!

I look up at your flustered face. Our eyes meet, and my soul gets extra excitable, I quickly turn away.

"Sansy...are you ok?"

I can hear the concern in your voice.

"Yeah"

I need to calm myself the fuck down.

"Sorry if it's offensive to you or anything..."

You probably aren't lying, I just need to cool my jets....

"It's fine I just need a minute to process"

Imma need more than a fucking minute.

"Well ok I'll be right back then"

My thoughts have been interrupted.

"Wait huh where are you going?"

"I'm just gonna grab a snack, I'll Be right back"

I withhold my urge to make another suggestive pun. You're just...dammit-I don't really want you to leave.

"Ok"

You awkwardly shuffle away, and I'm left to my own devices. I really just...
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...

Im terrible.

You sneak back over to the dining room and I hear you start munching on whatever you grabbed.
I fail to notice what it is exactly, as..I am....distracted...by...thoughts....

When I finally do notice what it is, my attention is immediately drawn towards your tongue peeking out from your lips to lick the chip crumbs off them. It retreats shortly after and I just watch as you awkwardly eat another chip as I stare at you.
Why am I staring, I should stop, or say something, I'm being weird now.
F*CK!

I tear my eyes away and look for something behind you to feign interest in if you ask.

I notice a....
Wtf is that

Y/n

Oh my f*ck that was so uncomfortably close!!! You need a distraction. You scan the cupboards and counter till your eyes land on a bag of chips and decide that it'll do, and snag it. You reluctantly head back over to the dining room, silently praying that sansy hasn't taken off. You really hope he doesn't think you're terrible or something after this. You are though ;w;

Upon sneaking back over, you notice sansy is still present, and mentally sing praises. He takes notice of you as soon as you start munching on chips. Then just silently stares. You can't tell what he's thinking...
You hope he's not mad at you...
If he was you couldn't blame him...
You kinda wish you could take that dumb comment back...
You're terrified about how he might react the closer he gets to discovering that you're attracted to fictional skeletons...
...
Oh...
His gaze shifted...

...

But what does it meAN?!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
AHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!
T^T

You see him make a face, and follow his gaze to see the bottle that you keep your bath salts in that you left sitting in the windowsill for quite some time...
You realize the label says "bone dust"
...
Oh sh*t.

"It's just therapy salts! Not actual bone dust! It's just one of my spooky season bottles..."

He seems a little less disturbed...
Just a little...bittle...

"Therapy salts? Spooky season?"

His confusion is evident.
Wait, shoot, they probably don't have those things in the underground...so it kinda makes sense that sansy wouldn't know about them.