"This is like....a miracle!" Pee Pee was in shock "I've only ever heard of you, you're like a legend!"

"We need your help, Sargent," Simmons said, "we need to go to Arlong park.....for some reason....i don't know why actually they didn't tell us yet. But these kids want to go."

"We want a map! The other half to the one that's up my butt!!" Jeffy said.

"...I didn't need to know that," Woody said, "anyway what kind of map?"

"A map to help us find the One Piece," Pee Pee.

"What a minute!? The One Piece!?" Brooklyn gasped.

"Well shit, mate, no wonder Alrong tore the other half!" Simmons said.

"Ok I see what this is about," Woody nodded, "I would usually strictly say no to this, because Arlong is the most powerful and meanest fish man and pirate across the East Blue. If he saw your pretty friend here, he could snag her and keep her as a mate. That's what those fishmen do. They kidnap women and children. Slave the children and forcefully breed with the women.

"Mate, why haven't we gotten this guy!?" Simmons asked.

"Because he is tough and dangerous? I don't know," Brooklyn said.

Chef Pee Pee looked at Sarah, concerned, "I don't like the sound of that. It won't be safe for you, Sarah. The fish man could seriously hurt you."

"I'm a tough girl." Sarah said.

"I like your attitude, little young lady, but if you do come with us, we have to have our eyes on you and make sure none of those beasts come for you." Wood suggested.

"Can I stay? Fish smell funny," Screwball raised his hand.

"We could use your help, Screwball," Woody smirked.

"Oh rats. Alright."

"So where should we go?" Brooklyn asked.

"Well you all have a ship?"

"Yeah I bought one. It's called Poopy Butt, it's named after my doggy," Jeffy said.

"Alright," Woody looked surprised.

They all then head to the ship and set their things down.

"I did hear that Arlong is coming here tomorrow, if we go now, but a different way we could get there in time before Arlong gets back," Woody suggested.

"Why don't we just ask him," Mr Pig asked.

"I agree with Mr Pig," Brooklyn said.

"Me as well," Jeffy said.

"It would be too dangerous," Woody said. But he stopped and thought about it turning to Screwball.

"What?"

The next day...

"La la la la," Screwball sang waiting for Arlong.

Finally Arlong and his army of fish men arrived into port. They docked their ship and began to come ashore. There was so many of them and Arlong was walking ahead of all the others, leading them.

"Oh Yoo-hoo, I'm just a lonely clown lady wanting a strong man." Screwball said rubbing his fake balloon boobies infront of Arlong and his crew since he was dressed like a woman.

Some of Arlong's men noticed him and whistled, coming over.

"Boys, that's a man," Arlong said.

"No I'm not. I'm a girl, see my balloons?" Screwball pulled his shirt, but his balloons floated up to the sky, "ah! Rats!"

"I can't believe we fell for that!" Kuroobi yelled.

"Enough!" Arlong said, "you look for some pretty women, I have to talk to an old friend." He took Pisaro with him as they head to Big Top.

As for Sarah she decided to see Buggy and see if it was true about Alvida. She was hurt, but also needed to know.

Buggy was getting annoyed by Alvida flirting him that he pushed her away, but not roughly.

"Awe come on, Bugs, I'm like the only girl who likes you, but you don't like me back?" Alvida asked.

"I just liked you as a friend, Vida. I can't see myself being with you."

"Why not?"

"It doesn't feel right."

"That's your excuse?"

"Look, you're sweet, Alvida, but...I just don't want to date you. Or have you as my girlfriend."

Alvida frowned and walked out, but stopped when a young girl came in.

"Sarah? You came back?" Buggy gasped.

Sarah noticed Alvida and then looked away about to leave, but he stopped her.

"Don't leave, Sarah, I want to talk to you," Buggy begged.

"I don't want to bother you and your girlfriend."

"What? Alvida isn't my girlfriend."

"Don't be silly, Honey Bunchies," Alvida grabbed his face and kissed him.

Sarah's heart broke seeing this and then ran crying.

Buggy pushed Alvida out of the way, "what the hell, Vida! I told you no! Why did you do that!?"

"I figured she was the reason why you don't want me."

"Just stay out my way!" Buggy then ran after her, "Sarah!?"

Everything was silent. Where was she? Suddenly Buggy got dunked by freezing salt water and was knocked out.

Arlong laughed seeing that he now had Buggy trapped,

"Get him back to the ship," he ordered to Pisaro.

He nodded and picked Buggy's limp body up and carried him over his shoulder back to the ship. Arlong then whispered, "make sure he isn't near the girl though."

Pisaro nodded, "do you think she's his girl?"

Arlong shook his head "I think he'd like her to be. Which will make it all the more satisfying when I make her mine!"

They both then laughed as they walked back to the ship. Sarah was locked in a cage inside his room. And was crying when Arlong came in.

Arlong smirked, "now why are you crying? Is it because the clown has a girlfriend already and he got your hopes," he laughed, mocking her, "you can do better than that clown. Like me for instance. It's your lucky day."

"Stay away from me!" She panicked as he got her out, "LET ME GO!!!"

"You must've heard the warnings about me. But you were foolish enough to walk around town, expecting me not to notice a pretty little human like yourself," he then smirked, "you'll be a fun play thing. And in time, I'll breed off you. You will be my mate and obey me."

Sarah squirmed and kicked to get away from him, "AHHHHH!!!" *she then bite his arm.

Arlong dropped her and growled angrily. He then grabbed her by the hair and threw her roughly on to his bed, "You think you're a tough girl! You're no match for me you little bitch!"

"NO!!! GET OFF OF ME! HELP!!!"

Buggy lifted his head hearing someone screaming. He strained his ears to listen and detatched his ear from his head to try and follow the sound to hear better.

"There's nobody here to help you!" Arlong laughed wickedly as he pinned her down on the bed.

"NO PLEASE!!! NO!!! NOOOO!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!"

Buggy then realized he thought he recognized the voice. Was it Sarah?

"SARAH??????" he yelled as loudly as he could and tried to stand.

Sarah reached for her pocket knife and stabbed Arlong in the eye.

Arlong screamed in pain and jumped up, clutching his eye. It was bleeding badly and he was in a lot of pain, "You BITCH!!" he then left the room to go and have it treated, "I'll be back for you and make you pay for that!!"

Once he got out, he noticed Buggy in the hallway and growled. Buggy split apart to attacked, but Alrong's crew noticed and caught his parts and all was left was his head. Buggy tried to hop away immediately to get away from them. Arlong growled angrily as he chased after his head. Buggy then leaped out the window before he caught him. Suddenly he landed ontop of a tiger. Which was Tony the Tiger.

"Huh? What's that?"

He grabbed what landed on his back and screamed seeing a clown head.

"What is it?" Pee Pee asked as the others run to him, "AHHHH! OH MY GOD IS THAT BUGGY'S HEAD!?"

Buggy spun his head around to face them.

"Hello boys. You need to get me out of here before Arlong has every part of me!! He's got a girl captured up there. I thought it might be Sarah but his damn fish men took me apart before I could find out for sure!"

"....oh fuck...," Jeffy gasped.

"What? Jeffy, did you see anything?" Pee Pee asked.

"No...but Simmons told me he thought he saw Sarah being kidnapped by fish men."

"Simmons? Why didn't you say anything? We were wondering where she went!" Brooklyn yelled.

"Well I didn't know. There's so many brunettes!" Simmons said.

"AAAAAGGGHHHH SHUT UP!!" Buggy yelled, he was really mad now, "you're wasting time! You need to haul ass and go and save her!!!"

Chef Pee Pee nodded "for once I agree with the clown. We need to go now!"

"Exactly!" Jeffy agreed.

"Crew, to Poopy Butt!" Brooklyn said.

"Onward!" Jeffy added.

They got on the ship and set sail after Arlong's ship which was was in far away distance from them.