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(Based off of this SML episode. Thanks to SML Reupload for re uploading our classic SMLs. I think this also was Woody's last appearance. This will be his first appearance for this fanfic crossover series)

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     10 years later...

"Breaking News m'kay, and asteroid is heading towards earth and will wipe us all out, the government is working on solutions to destroy the asteroid before it destroys us all," the news anchor announced. "Here's Brooklyn T Guy for more on the story."

"Uh hello, my name is Brooklyn T Guy. I went to Wengement Middle School and now I'm an astronaut for the government and the marines! How do you like that bitches? Yeah I'm an astronaut. How do you like that Debra! My ex wife. You always said I wouldn't become one because I was playing with my pencil thinking it was a rocket ship, but now look at me! I'm an astronaut. What are you doing? You're probably getting fat. Eating all the time, you fat fatty. Anyway on a more serious note, there is a very large asteroid heading toward Earth. It's very big, like the size of my ex wife. If you haven't seen my ex wife I don't know how you can't she is goddamn gigantic. She...she's just...she's fat. So uh, it's a very very large asteroid. If the asteroid hits earth, we could die. Everyone on the planet would be dead. We would be just like the dinosaurs. But don't panic, we have a solution. We are gonna launch a nuke and hit it. 1 of 4 things is gonna happen.

"1: it breaks up the asteroid into smaller pieces and burn up in the atmosphere.

"2: it would break into two medium size asteroids and we get D-Peed dead.

"3: the nuke does absolutely nothing and we are absolutely dead.

"And 4: is that we completely fucking miss it. That the nuke doesn't even hit the asteroid, we completely hit it the wrong direction. We shoot the nuke with our eyes closed, not even looking, we just launch it. Obviously we are hoping the first option. And uh...we are broadcasting this live. So uh...let's launch this nuke."

And so the marines launched the nuke. Nothing happened.

"Ok...so uh the nuke was a direct hit. Perfect right in the middle. It was a bull's-eye. Perfect hit. But nothing happened. Apparently this nuke wasn't big enough to break this giant asteroid. So uh we have no way to wipe this ass-stroid...out," Brooklyn then started laughing. "I-I made an ass joke. We're all gonna die....oh come on! That's funny. We're not dead yet. Alright, but seriously we have no way to wipe this ass-stroid. I-i did it again. I did it again. Alright, you guys are no fun. So you all can start fighting and looting now because we have no hope, we are all gonna die because we have no ideas. So goodbye."

10 minutes later...

"Alright, everyone I have here Dr Fingershitz and he is supposed to help us with this asteroid problem. Fingershitz?"

"No. It's not Fingershitz it's Finkleshitz."

"Ok. Fecalshitz."

"No. Not Fecal! Finkle! Finkleshitz! Like Tinkle, but with a F."

"Alright, Tickleshitz. Tell us about the asteroid problem."

"IT'S FINKLESHITZ!!!! FINKLE-SHITZ!!! Finkleshitz!"

"It doesn't matter what your name is, Freckleshitz, explain the asteroid problem!"

"It is Finkleshitz for one, and secondly I have several genius ideas for our asteroid collisions. 1: we build giant baseball bat and then we step up the plate and knock the asteroid of the park. It's a win win."

"Alright, Freckleshitz, let me tell you you the problem I have of this. That's a lot of wood for that big of a baseball bat. And we're on a time crunch here, Freckleshitz."

"Oh yes yes. I see your point, Mr Goodman. That would take a lot of wood, and we're on a time limit. So genius plan 2! We make a giant trampoline and then when the asteroid comes to hit earth, it hits the trampoline and bounces back where it came from."

"Again, Shitball, a lot of material and short amount of time."

"Oh yes. I see. You're right. Good point. Good point. So genius plan 3! This is a good one. I say we play rock paper scissors with the asteroid. It would obviously pick rock since it's a rock, and we choose paper. We win and the asteroid looses. Cries and goes home."

"Again. A lot of material. And short amount of time! We are gonna be running back to exact same problem as the baseball bat."

"Oh dear. Yes I see your point...again. Well I'm out of all ideas...and crayons."

"Can you like not make a shrink ray to hit the asteroid?"

"Hmm. A shrink ray? Yes he's, I can make a shrimp ray. Yes I will do that! I will make a shrimp ray!!!"

30 minutes later...

"BREAKING NEWS, m'kay! Dr Pimpleshitz has done it. He has made the shrink ray. Tell them Dr Pimpleshitz."

"It is Finkleshitz! But yes I have made the shrimp ray. I will now go outside and shrimp the asteroid with my ray!"

"Well then do it! Shit!"

"Alright I will!"

The scientist then ran outside and held up his ray gun. "Alright, asteroid! Prepared to get...SHRIMPED!!!"

"What the hell just happened!?" Mr Goodman the news anchor and leader of both government and marines gasped.

"Oooh! I have done it! I have actually done it! I have turned the asteroid into a shrimp! With my shrimp ray!"

"Shrimp ray!? We said shrink ray. Like make things smaller!"

Dr Finkleshitz felt dumb now, "oh a shrink ray...that makes more sense, but...WHO CARES! This was payback!"

"Payback? For what!?"

"For calling me different names! My name is Finkleshitz!!!! FINKLESHITZ!!!! And now world here comes a new villain! I will take over the world!!! You all better think of a plan now."

"Wait wait WAIT! Is it possible you could make a shrink ray?"

"What? NO! Besides that's impossible. What do you think that this some sort of cartoon like anime One Piece? This is live action One Piece...," Suddenly his white mustache came off, "Oh fuck!"

"Oh it appears we're having some technical difficulties. Anyway we now have astronaut Brooklyn T Guy back on the air."

"Hey there! So you remember that asteroid was supposed to slam into us and kill us all? Well now it has been transformed into a giant shrimp that's going to slam into the earth and kill us all. And if that shrimp collides into the earth, we will all die especially those who are allergic to shell fish. Like myself. So uh, if you all have any ideas of how we can solve this shrimp problem, please, give us a call."

There was only one man that could save the world. A man that was an expert on shrimp. Sargent Woody. He was a ex marine because he seen how corrupted they were and became a shrimpo hunter. When he heard the world was about to end, he decided to head over.

"Breaking News, m'kay. The marines and the government found a solution to the giant shrimp. Here's Brooklyn T Guy to explain."

"Ok everyone, we have a solution for our giant shrimp problem. Sargent Woody, a ex marine, here..."

"Chewy boi!" Woody yelled, "My name's Woody!"

"Yeah. Yeah. He has a solution to fix this. So, Woody?

"So now this is what we're gonna do. You're gonna put me in a rocket ship, I was thinking I could sneak up on him and gobble him up when he's not looking, but then I realized he's just a normal shrimp, just big, and I won't eat him in time. So, I will eat into the center of the shrimp and use a nuke to explode him."

"That...that's the smartest thing I heard from anyone all day.

"Chewy boi! I'm always up for the challenge!" Woody smiled, tipping his hat.

"Ok, everybody, we are gonna send Woody into outer space, and...see what he does, I guess."

1 hour later...30 minutes left until impact...

"Chewy boi! I'm ready to eat this shrimpo!"

"Ok everyone, as you can see the side of me is Woody inside a rocket. And we're getting him ready to fly up into the shrimp and eat his way inside to explode it and save us all. Anyway this is a one way mission. He's probably not gonna be coming back. This is...go to sleep forever mission. He's gonna commit not-feel-so-good. He's probably gonna die up there. He's one brave cowboy and ex marine officer. Good luck and goodbye, Woody, we're counting on you. And by this time, yes we are looking for the scientist that caused this shrimp problem. If you ever see Dr Finkleshitz, please contact us."

Once the rocket crashed into the giant shrimp, Woody, in his space suit got outside with his buck strapped on his back and gun in his pouch. He jumped on the shrimp and gobbled it up to reach into the center. "Alright, I'm in the center of the Shrimpo! And I planted the nuke! Rest in pieces you bastard."

BOOM!

"OH MY GOD! Woody did it!!! Woody actually did it! The mission was a success! We're all saved! Shrimp is falling down all over the world!" Brooklyn T Guy announced, "but let's not forget that brave cowboy that sacrificed his life for all of us."

After finding ways to defeat the giant shrimp, Sargent Woody made the noble sacrifice to save the entire world from the giant shrimp. Will anyone find Dr Finkleshitz and arrest him or will he succeed his revenge and take over the world? Is Woody really dead? Find out next week on SML X One Piece the series!

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