A/N TOMMOROW NOON I MEAN TODAY!

Emi's POV

"Hey kiddo wanna go to the park?"
She spoke to Eri, who was just eating some cinnamon apple pancakes.

"Can we go see the playground?" Eri asked being pumped up from the idea going to the park.

"Sure now, Get ready we'll be leaving in a hour" Emi happily replied.

"Yay!!!!!!" Eri smiled and got too excited they needed to go earlier then expected.

A few timeskips and moments later...

"Here we are, Ok I'll sit here and you go play there okay?" Emi said.

"Sure Mommy!" Eri replied which made the jokesters heart squeeze.

"They grow up so fast don't they Emi?"
A woman said while sitting next to Her.

"Oh, Nemuri it's been a while!!" She responded. "So how's life been to you?" She asked.

"Oh Me?, Well still being a teacher at UA and still being the hero I am" She responded with a smile.

"Oh, Anything else like hmmm... maybe a romantic interest?" She asked grinning at the last part which made the 18+ hero blush like crazy.

"Well.... I may have been dating Hizashi for a while" She responded which made the other woman squeal like crazy.

"Lucky... Shota's still declining my proposals to him" She sadly responded while pouting like a kid.

"But looks like it's going to work" Nemuri responded pointing at Eri who was at the swings.

"I hope so...." She thought.

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Shota's POV

"Since they left better check on the other problem child" He thought to himself while walking on a room.

"Hey Sleeping beauty wake up it's past lunch" He calls out, trying to wake up a purple cocoon.

" Fine" was all it responded, opening up to be the Handsome Zombie Man himself Hitoshi Shinsou.

"What is it old man?" The purple head asked his father figure.

"Need you to pick up Eri" He blankly stated while starting to get inside his paradise of dreams.

Shinsou wanted to talk back but that was bad, or probably because Shota's already snoring.

"He didn't even tell me where they were" he thought being quite annoyed.

"Off to the park then" He said getting up Straight to the park without even changing(So In Pajamas not what you little rascals were thinking).

After the house shenanigans...

"Uhh where are they?" Shinsou said getting confused and frustrated with where the girls are.

"Hey Shinsou!!" A familiar mop of green hair shouted at Hitoshi.

"Oh, Hey Midoriya" He responded, which to his surprise the cinnamon roll was with Toshinori Yagi(AKA All Might).

"Mr.Yagi" He greeted the tall man who was still in his skinny form.

"Ahh Young Shinsou, I see life's looking good for you" the tall man responded.

"Well my sleeping schedule did get more sleep time" he blankly stated and not a surprise to All Might who was looking at the young man who was in his pajamas, outside, in the middle of the day.

"Ohh, That reminds Me" The Wee little Small Might suddenly stated.

"We were going to Hawks Agency and Tokoyami-kun's there to!!" He happily stated and bid farewell same with Yagi.

"Goodbye to you too" he responded with a genuine smile.

But that didn't work so well since, like Aizawa his smile can kill(Physically and Emotionally).

More timeskips tununununun......

"Hey Eri" The Zombie man Called out to the wittle innocent snowflake.

"Onii-chan!!" She screamed out while hugging Shinsou's legs.

"HEY ERI WAITT!!!" A woman from the distance called out(You know who).

"MOMMY!" She responded with a huge smile, to which Shinsou was confused.

'Was Mr. Aizawa even married?' he thought, still really confused(Soon my Child Soon).

Then he just realized that it was just 'Ms.Joke, just Joke nothing wrong here...........OF COURSE THIS IS WRONG WHY WOULD THE MOST HUMOUROUS AND CHEERFUL PERSON MARRY THE EDGY, DEAD INSIDE COCOON!!!'.(Well my child Opposites do Attract: SHOUT OUT TO THAT ERASERJOKE FANFIC).

"Oh.. Ms.Joke, Haven't seen you in a while" Zombie man Stated.

"Oh hey there Aizawa Jr.!!" She responded hugging the Poor boy who was just begging for air.

"Too......Tiiight...... Can't.......Breathe" He hardly stated,which to Emi instantaneously let go.

"Sorry Kiddo just got carried away" she sheepishly spoke, while rubbing the back of her head.

"Yeah...Yeah, Oh why were you with Eri I Thought Uncle Hizashi or Aunt Nemuri would be with her?" He asked still thinking about the 'Mom thing'.

"Oh that, Well let's see hmmmm Ahh Yes it started with a Fire, then My house got soaked, then The Dorms ohh and then I got kidnapped And Honeykins saved me, then we got married, had four children then we retired and lived happily!!" Was all what Shinsou got which confused him if she's telling a lie or all of the muttering she said is actually half true, especially the Marriage part(Deku maybe impressed at what Emi just said).

"Naw just kiddin' you kiddo!, But half of that wasn't a lie Thought" She happily stated while putting her finger on her cheek(Not that cheek Pervs).

"Okay so which part is particularly the half truth part of  the story?" He responded blankly and stared still confused.

"The first half was real, And still hoping the last one wasn't" She stated slowly pouted at the last part.

"Okay, So the Marriage was true?" He asked still wanting to ask if it's real.

"Umm..Yes...I mean No!..Probably?...IDONTKNOWBUTILIKESHOTASOMUCHANDILOVEHIM!!" She responded screaming the last part.

"AHA I KNEW IT" a voice suddenly said which the two turned to see where the voice came from, which was surprisingly (not a bit though) was Mic with Midnight.

"Hello Aunt Midnight, Uncle Hizashi" Zombie Man greeted them.

"Hey there Kiddos, Hey Emi!!" Mic responded ruffling the kids hair.

"Please stop" Shinsou blurted out whose hair was ruffled even worse.

"Nice to meet You too Uncle" Eri stated with the sweetest smile which could give bees diabetes and people who have them die from the light it's shining.

'Aww' was the only thing ever heard that day heck even Shinsou 'Awwed'.

"I'm still waiting Shota" was all Emi thought.

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A/N
Hello I am Here to say Good thing you lasted this far but trials ahead will be far more dangerous, So please take this caution seriously or face the wrath of THE DESTROYER OF GRAMMAR "AUTHOR-KUN".