A/N AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I UPDATED

Seriously what's with the Brand of Margarine here?

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Narrator's POV

So today everyone is at the Dorms. Why you ask is because the weather has been acting up and now it's Snowing like crazy.

"Do any of you have preferences for food Today?" Aizawa asked the group of students who were huddled in the Room including Katsuma and Mahoro who visited for the week.

"Yes! Me and my handsome Assistant here are gonna cook for all of you lovely people!" Emi gleefully adds, her warm and calm aura surrounding the whole building.

"Ham please..." Shinsou grumbles, before taking another nap.

"I'll take Ham too.." Yui spoke next before huddling with Shinsou again.

"Apple Cinnamon Pancakes!" Eri cheers, excited for the delicious food.

"Crab and Corn Soup please!" Deku states with a wide smile.

"Ummm... OH! Scrambled Eggs!" Ochaco thought for a while before answering.

"Je vais prendre des croissants et des baguettes s'il vous plaît !" Aoyama shining-ly stated, with everyone just thinking he wanted Toast. (Translation: I'LL HAVE SOME CROISSANTS AND BAGUETTES PLEASE!)

"Tabasco.. Carolina Reapers... Habaneros.... Chili Garlic... Anything with Spice please" Bakugou answers, Satisfaction already in his mind just thinking about those spices.

"Uhhhh.... I'll just have some Noodles" Camie utters, looking at the still fantasizing Blonde.

"Soba, Coldest you've Got. And I'll take some Vodka- Ouch! I MEAN JUICE" Todoroki declared before Momo slaps his head for the Alcohol part.

"I'll have some Eggs Benedict and a few strips of Maple Glazed Bacon Please Ms. Joke and Mr. Aizawa!"  Momo answers, while the couple nod writing in their list again.

"Hmmm... Oh! Mulberry flavored Muffins!" Jirou states while Everyone just drooled in the thought of those scrumptious Treats.

"Blueberry Bolt Pancakes! EXTRA SPARKY!" Denki cheered with Emi giggling at the pun.

"I would like some French Toast Please!" Iida stated, doing his robo arms.

"CoFfeE! i NeED COffEeeeEee!!!!!!" Mei screamed, with Iida trying to control the caffeine deprived Pinkette.

"I will just be having some Black Tea Mr. Aizawa and Ms. Joke *Kero*" Tsuyu replied to them, both adults nodding.

"The Strongest Coffee please. The Blacker the Better" Tokoyami spoke next.

"Gimme some Buttermilk Fluffy Pancakes!" Mic screamed, with Aizawa getting an annoyed face.

"You do it on your own dumbass you're a perfectly capable adult" Aizawa drawls back at him while the blonde still insisted.

"Oh come one Aizawa just for a friend! Plus I have some of the new Manga you were reading!" Mic haggles, but Aizawa still declined.

"Stop your importunity and do it yourself" He replies with Mic sighing in defeat.

Midnight looked at the Blonde and just gave a little laugh before cheering him up.

"Ahh Don't worry so much Hizashi! I'll cook for you if you want" She offers him, which to the blonde thanked her.

"Aww Nemiiiii!!!" He cries, hugging his pregnant girlfriend.

"Now let's go to the Kitchen!" Nemuri exclaims with the blonde agreeing and running after her.

And now the 4 were cooking for them all with Aizawa still asking and the other 3 already starting to cook.

"I'll have what Atomic Bomb here is having but can I have some Chips?" Dabi asked with both saying sure.

"Blood Pudding! Wait no I want Strawberries!" Toga exclaims as both the adults gave her a pack of the said berries.

"Waffles with Sugar Dusted on them please!" Tenko calls out to them as Aizawa nods to him in response.

"I'll Help/Me too!" Bakugou and Sato states in Chorus with the adults gladly accepting the help from the two cooks.

Everyone else were just typical Breakfast items like Eggs, Bacon, Ham, Sausages, Hell Mineta asked for something normal like just Grape flavored Cookies.

Emi, Aizawa, Hizashi, Nemuri, Bakugou, And Sato who cooked were satisfied looking at the teens who were enjoying the Gastronomic Journey from the beyond this world cooking.

While here was Kaminari looking at the blue tinted deflated slabs of cooked Batter.

Jirou noticed this and started shaking the blonde out of thought while she munched on the beautifully crisp and soft texture of the muffins.

"Oi Denki the Pancakes are going stale you know?" Jirou calls out to him as the Blonde still glued his eyes on the fluffy Mattresses of Heaven.

"I just can't believe it" He muttered to himself, still looking at the Food.

"What can't you believe Pikachu? This is heaven!" Bakugou exclaimed, munching the chillies like they were apples.

"No it's not that" The Electro Blonde replies, before pulling something out from behind him.

It looked like a weird rectangular dispenser? And it had this grip that you could like trigger and a closed hole underneath? It looked like a device that dispenses candy like Fez but instead of popping the Random Character head at top it's literally like shooting a gun to drop the thing inside.

And on cue he started rapidly squeezing the grip-like trigger before rubbing his palms ready to dig in?

And here we actually see that the thing was basically a dispenser/divider for Butter. (EZ BUTTER TIME!!!)

The stacks of Fluffiness was just drowning in that solidified/vigorously mixed milk with it's oily goodness which made them look at the blonde who was slurping the whole stick of butter he just melted.

"Uhhhh Denki you do know that butter has a ton of cholesterol right?" Kyouka asked the blonde who was still slurping the Yellow goop and dipping a piece of pancake here and there.

"That's what I was talking about! I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT ISN'T BUTTER!" He screams back, getting another two of the dispensary of those Heart-stopping sticks and just eating them.

"Do we need to call RG just in case he gets a heart attack or get his Veins clogged by those oils?" Deku asked them all as everyone nodded. (IS IT TIME TO BREAK SOME VOCAL CHORDS JUST TO SING THIS SONG?!?! Demi Lovato how'd ya do it!!!!)

"And just so you guys know I have a stash of this bad boys behind the.... Walls" The Blonde proudly informs them before Everyone started tearing the walls up just to find Blocks and Blocks of the Butter just sitting there ready to be consumed/Used in a plethora of ways both good and bad(😉😏).

And that's how Denki got a free trip to Hound Dog and a reason to be traumatized from the images of the Yellow Bricks of sunshine just melting Infront of him.

Oh right speaking of Butter y'all like BTS? Not that much of a fan but I like the music style since you know catchy as hell.

And now back to the story! Well after they all burned the remainder of the Golden Sticks Everyone was enjoying the Buttery smell of the room and outside.

Basically Everyone was chilling around again.

Well that was until the alarm set off and now they had to do their duties.

TIMESKIIIIIPPPPPP.......

Here we are at the 5th Street of Mustafu and here we see everyone of our heroes fighting Someone with you've guessed it a Butter Quirk.

(I couldn't find anything else soooo)

"Oh just great! Now we need Butterfingers here as an expert to see how we defeat this slippery son of a bitch!" Bakugou complains, getting a huge hey from Kaminari.

"So how do we defeat this guy!" Momo screams back as she created a Riot Shield to block the skin melting Butter that was regulated in such a high heat by the Quirk User.

"I can freeze him for a while but he'll probably heat up again" Shouto answers back, sending an Iceberg to the still attacking Criminal.

"Us Close Quarters Attackers can't get too close or we'll drown and probably die from the Heat!" Deku calls out as he started charging One for All around his body about 20% before punching a hurling part of a building at them.

"We've got the rescuing done! We just need to restrain Him!" Toru calls out to them, with Uraraka, Tsuyu, Ms. Joke, Nemuri, and Eri behind her.

As they discussed their plan Aizawa finally swooped in and with a good Idea at hand.

"I've scouted the area and found a near Facility of a conveniently placed Ice Cream store" Aizawa informed them, while they instantly knew what he meant.

"LIQUID NITROGEN!- OH SHIT WHERE'S DENKI?!?!?!?!!!!"  They all came to a conclusion but realized one crucial factor.

Denki was gone. Like MIA. Like Deku's Dad in the Vanilla Version. Like how I still don't have any of those scrumptious Flintstones Vitamins.

Well that was until they saw him going Blitzkrieg on the enemy lines.

"YOU ARE THE VERY BEING THAT MY DREAMS ARE MADE OF NOW TASTE THE WRATH OF MY ABYSSAL STOMACH!!!!" He shouted a battle cry, flailing his arms in the air like madman.

"Oh crap on a cracker... WE GOTTA STOP HIM BEFORE HE DEVOURS THAT GUY!!!!" Tenko cursed, with everyone running to stop him.

The Villian which I will call Butter Lord for now is now getting harassed by a Blonde with a Butter problem.

"OI WHAT THE HELL GET OFF ME YOU HEATHEN!" Butter Lord screams at Kaminari who was already eating the boiling butter parts barehanded.

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME! EATING THE VERY ICHOR OF THE GODS (Literally the blood of Gods) FOR IT'S MY DESTINY AND THE REASON I WAS BORN!" Kaminari screams back, slurping more of the butter.

"I am now impressed that he knows Ichor and it's meaning" Dabi remarked, as he started jumping around the block to find anything that he could hook the Electric Blonde away from the now fleeing Glob.

"I am more impressed that he tolerates such heat" Shouto replies as he dug through the ruins of the department store.

"NOT THE TIME NINCOMPOOPS" Bakugou screams at them.

"ARGHH HELP ME I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE MY A LUNATIC!!!!?!?!! I'LL SURRENDER JUST HELPP MEEEE!!!!!!" Butter Lord pleaded to the heroes who were already formulating a plan to catch both like killing two Rakks with a Pistol (Sorry Borderlands Saying).

After a few minutes of tinkering with the Storage of The instant cooling Liquid with a Blowtorch the plan Is finally set.

Firstly Deku and Bakugou will jump sky high to try and distract both the Yellow Beings as the others find a proper angle or place to hit the Coolant.

Secondly Momo creates hoses that Everyone hooks to the huge dispensary with the Big Boys being Koda, Sato, Shoji, Eraser, and Mic would be holding and aiming at the huge yellow sludge.

Thirdly Todoroki siblings would melt the Butter sludge and Shouto will help them freeze it in place.

And finally the others are support just in case and were given freeze rays by Momo who now knew how to create such.

Even Eri had a water gun sized one to help which was adorably dangerous.

"Okay on my Count!" Momo instructs them as they readied their Freezing Weapons.

"3 2 1 GO!" She screamed as everyone sprays the Freezing liquid at the Goop that was now being melted by both the Todoroki brothers.

As the thing slowly melts into a puddle of Piss looking liquid the wet projectile eventually reaches it and freezes the thing on place with Kaminari still there slurping and with both of his Upper and Lower appendages frozen but hey he's still Slurping.

After the police arrives....

"Okay so you mean to tell us that this Kid made that huge Thing which is him right now surrender just by slurping the butter that his quirk emits?" The police started interrogating them as everyone nodded.

"Believe me officer I too was Surprised to be honest and Oh right you should probably give him some Rehabilitation Treatment" Aizawa replies, before pointing at the clearly traumatized Butter Quirked Blonde.

(I literally named him Oily Margarine ahaahhahshshs)

"Oh right this is Yusei Māgarin otherwise known as the Dairy King his Quirk is literally what his name Implied he could control Dairy in any form so basically he could become Milk, Cheese, Butter, Buttermilk or even Powdered Milk and basically he could change from this forms and change their temperature. Butter is his strongest and toughest form since he could as you've seen destroy buildings like his arms are hammers(🤣 Sorry ahahaha)" The Police informed them as they nodded with the Handsome Butterman just looking at Kaminari like he was some sort of Cannibal.

"GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" he screamed getting away from the Electric Blonde who had a cup of you've guessed it Butter from the remainder of the Battle that just ended as he gave off a goofy grin to the now Hyperventilating dude.

"You know we shouldn't have judged you for having that weird habit kid" Nemuri spoke up, ruffling Kaminari's Hair.

"Yeah or else we would've actually lost to someone with such a stupid and overly Powerful quirk" Bakugou followed up, which made the blonde grin wider.

"Well since we did win how about I treat You all to some Butter flavored Ice Cream! Or Mr. Aizawa, Mr. Yamada, Ms. Kayama, Ms. Fukukado! You want butter flavored beer?!" Kaminari starts again as everyone just sighed and went back to the dorms tired, worn out, buttery and most especially Annoyed to the bone by Kaminari and his Buttery fantasies.

Till this day the Butter fettish is still lingering the Pea Brained Idiot's (Like Me) head.

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A/N SHORT I KNOW BUT I WAS DOING THE NEXT CHAPTER ABOUT MAYONNAISE SO YEAH READY YOUR BUNS actually no I think I was doing a one in a super secret mission with TUNTUNTUN! LADY NAGANT!!!! OUR THICC MOMMA LADY WITH A HAND SNIPER IS HERE TO HELP US WITH HAWKS AS HER YOUNGER BROTHER (In speculation I think of them as that since the relationship of the two in the Manga as Senior Agent to Starting the senior being Nagant and Junior being Hawks sooo yeah SIS AND BRO COMBO!)