A/N Yes they all date at the same time, same place and they don't notice, and Mineta doesn't die they'll just torture him and turn him into wine🙃 and OC for Mei, Hagakure, Iida, Tokoyami, Kamanari, Ojiro, Kirishima and Mina's parents. ALSO NEW SHIP OBORO X KOMARI™. (No one thought of it yet except for me so YEY) also shipped Yui Kodai with Shinsou so please tell me if anyone ship's them.

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Narrators POV

Classes were about to end and the weekend is about to roll in. The students were all excited. Well particularly the girls since they have dates tommorow, yes you heard right the boys had guts to ask them out.

But the only problem was they were going in the same time, same place, and the parents are about to go to grocery together.

So they were basically fucked that either some of the parents teasing them or worst case scenario, breaking them up(But Author-Sensei wouldn't do that right?).

First one's to arrive were Iida and Mei(Punctuality), then Momo and Shouto, Izuku and Ochaco, Bakugou and Camie, Tsuyu and Tokoyami, Kirishima and Mina, and we see Hawks and Miriko?, Then Yui Kodai with Shinsou?!?!, Also Touya with Toga.

Rumi Usagiyama and Keigo Takami, Best friends of the Todoroki family mainly Fuyumi since they were classmates from highschool and when They heard Touya was back Keigo got excited since he considers the man his older brother. The couple were always arguing when they were kids and we're always teased as a being one but Rumi being Rumi, denied it and hated Keigo's guts since he was a scardeycat or should I say scardybird before.

Yui and Shinsou are like the same person in just two genders, both are silent and looks like they could use some rest(Shinsou in most of this part), and both are really cute when sleeping(Emi thinks so, and yes she's the only one who knows).

But enough talk let's get to the teachers and parents.

There they were all going grocery with each other since Emi wanted some cat-ching up to do.

Mitsuki and Masaru Bakugou with Katsumi, Enji and Rei Todoroki, Kyotoku and Mika Jirou, Ganma and Beru Asui with Samidare and Satsuki, Madie and Carlos Utsushimi, Mark and Elise Yaoyarouzu, Matthew and Olivia Uraraka, then we have Toshinori and Inko Yagi, Nemuri and Hizashi, then lastly Shota and Emi with Eri. They were also joined by Blake and Hailey Ashido, Ulysses and Kristen Kirishima, Martin and Danica Hatsume, Albert and Emily Iida, Reese and Sarah Tokoyami, Harold and Selena Kamanari, Oliver and Krista Ojiro, and lastly Matt and Rita Hagakure.

Blake was a tall, muscular man with horns like Mina while Hailey was as tall as Emi and had the Raccoon eyes and Natural Pink hair, but weirdly none of them have pink skin.

Martin was also tall and Muscular, and inventor like Mei but not as crazy when having ideas, has pink hair while Danica has Mei's eyes and style of hair.

Matt was not Invisible also with Rita. Matt is tall and a bit lean, has burgundy colored hair and eyes while Rita has ash colored hair and eyes.

Albert was like his two sons, same hair, same quirk, same attitude but was taller and a bit less muscular while Emily looked like a female version of Shinsou except she was always energetic and always cheerful, she also has a single streak of blond hair which resembles a heartbeat.

Reese and Sarah don't have Tokoyami's bird features except that Reese looks like a fallen angel with black wings, eyes that resembles the sky, while Sarah had blue hair and  Crimson Red eyes.

Harold is tall, lean, and has the same Blonde hair except with a blue streak instead of a black one, while Selena looks a lot like Mika's doppelganger like they have the same hairstyle except Selena has Magenta hair.

Weirdly Oboro followed with them and was with Komari Ikoma, the teacher of the kids Bakugou, Camie, Inasa, and Todoroki had to discipline.

Oboro was in his Human form, he looked like a proper man now he has short ash grey hair, an unshaven chin like Aizawa, same Cheery attitude and of course his eyes changed color instead of the old dull greyish blue eyes he now has Rusty Gold eyes that resembles Mei's eyes but without the target looking design.

Hizashi introduced the two to each other and instantly became friends, and as they talked Hizashi, Nemuri, Emi, and even Shota saw sparks when they talked and some of those anime hearts they see when they watch some Anime(PS they really love horror genres so they can have cuddles).

They even bet if they would end up together with everyone on the group joined in. All of them bet that they would end up together except Aizawa so he was already fucked.

Back to them kids on dates.......

Mei and Iida were eating when they saw Todoroki and Momo who waved and joined the two as more of the class joined and had a group date.

They teased each other had laughs and ate like a family.

Speaking of family the parents saw what their kids were doing and were giving 'awws' as they remembered that hey were like that

Reese and Ganma were betting on their children while Beru and Sarah just giggled at the men's antics.

Mark and Enji patted eachothers back and Elise and Rei squealed(Rei mostly since seeing two of his sons dating also with Keigo since she does consider him a son).

Shota had a 'wtf' face from Shinsou not telling that he has a girlfriend while Emi, Nemuri and Hizashi Laughed like Maniacs, and Oboro and Ikoma just giggled.

Kyotoku and Harold shook hands and Mika and Selena just nodded.

Albert and Emily were cooing their  children while Martin and Danica approved of Tenya.

Blake and Hailey shook Ulysses and Kristen's hands.

Matthew and Toshinori cried manly tears as Inko and Olivia hugged each other talking about grandbabies.

Masaru and Mitsuki were weirded out seeing their son being flustered and embarrassed while Carlos and Madie just shrugged and watched their Camie and we're both smiling and Katsumi was sticking her tounge out when she saw her brother(New Alpha Bakugou).

Oliver and Krista saw how happy their son was and Matt and Rita were liking Ojiro.

With all that commotion the teens eventually saw their parents and waved while they were all blushing.

And the Parents waved back and bid farewell leaving their kids on their respective dates.

Silence filled the air as the teens were all dumbfounded and not speak of the
While Keigo and Rumi just giggled at the teens antics(well them being the eldest of the group, well second eldest since Touya is the big bro).

After them dates Keigo and Rumi bid farewell and went back to their apartment.

The teens(excluding Grandpa Touya), went back to the dorms and had intercourse....... I MEAN COOKED DINNER TOGETHER AS MINETA TRIED TO GROPE THE GIRLS AND BAKUGOU AND THE OTHER BOYS MASHED HIM TO PRUNE JUICE AND MADE SOME PUNCH.

And after the whole ordeal they had intercourse..... I mean umm slept in each others dorms(so 4 new dorms for Shinsou, Toga, Touya, And Camie, Also Yui is sleeping with Shinsou this time around).

Little did they know the grape had a plan.

That plan was to wake them and scream like a maniac, so he can use his quirk on the boys so he can freely g-rape and grope the girls without anyone stopping him since he will also use his quirk on them.

But plan went south and instantly, instead of graping the boys to oblivion he either got burned and frozen by Shouto, Cremated by Touya, Blasted by Bakugou, Full Cowling punched by Deku, Indiscriminately Electrocuted by Kamanari, Tail Sweeped by Ojiro, Brainwashed and got hit by Aizawa's car by Shinsou which he did not plan since he thought his dad was already in the apartment.

Unluckily Mineta Survived and When Aizawa was told of what he'd done, he freely let the girls beat him to a pulp and healed by RG then get beat again until he was so tired that he saw the darkness take him(The only heaven you are sent into is Satan's closet bitch).

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A/N as the emoticons on top stated my mind blowed up writing this and I'm not the romantic type of man(except in bed😏) ignore the close and open parentheses (No don't ignore me and me Daddy😏) Fuck you horny subconsciousness (Ooh I'm ready My Big HornyPiece of Shit😏) You know what just tell them to enjoy the story (You already did Fuck Buddy😏)  okay if you ever see this again it means I didn't successfully kill this bitch but thank you for reading! (Yeah babes thanks for the fuck money😏) okay I'm out.