A/N- Ehe I'm late again my guys WAHAHAHAHAH

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Narrator's POV

*Snap*

Everyone drops back at the cinema theater. (I'll explain in a future chapter 🤪)

"WHAT IN THE FUCK WHY ARE WE BACK HERE!?!!!?" an overly agitated Bakugou Katsuki screamed, while everyone composed themselves from the sudden drop.

"Again? Seriously....." Aizawa grumbles, helping Emi and Eri up as the others just sat for a second before doing the same.

"HAHA IT WORKED EQUILIBRIUM IT WORKED WOOOOOOHHHH HOLY CRAP STICKS!" The overly annoying voice of our favorite and psychotic Cauterized was heard, everyone remembering the portal and multiverse watching they had.

"Wow who would've thought right?!" The sarcastic reply of the said woman was heard as she just sighed.

"Ms. Equilibrium what a surprise! What's the reason for this unplanned reunion of ours?" The ever so giddy voice of the mouse-bear thing we call the principal was heard, with the woman of red smiled.

"Well actually I'm quite sorry for the sudden teleportation but this idiot here couldn't wait and had to ruin an already discussed that me and the others had" she replied, the said idiot looking extremely offended.

"Dude the plan was so boring and it just ends the same way! But mine's a faster one!" He argued, but the woman slapped him so hard his teeth fell out.

"Shut up! The plan was a better and safer way numbskull! You jeopardized their safety!" She screamed, the others confused with her sudden statement.

"Uhhhh Ms. Equilibrium what do you mean jeopardizing our safety? Something the matter with the inter-dimensional travel?" The ever so curious Momo Yaoyarouzu asked, while the red head woman replied with a thorough explanation.

"So with inter-dimensional travel being a thing it makes a lot of changes once a small disturbance like some people or things from different universes/places come through, basically the butterfly effect but it makes some really really important changes" she explains, but some were still confused.

"So where's the danger there?" Kaminari asked, to which Equilibrium replied with another explanation.

"Well sometimes jumping through universes/places where other versions of you would reside would mean some weird occurrences like if they would meet you it could cause some fluctuations in the multiverse but not that much of an effect unless they have bad intentions but the travel is the one that's gonna be a pain" She explains, the smarties already knowing what she means.

"So it was was the travel that was the problem! But how may the problem occur if I could ask?" Nezu being Nezu asked, with Equilibrium happily replying.

"Oh that? Well it's like being sucked in a black hole, you get spaghettified or poofed. Actually even disintegrated but luckily you didn't" she adds, everyone finally getting concerned and sighing that it didn't happen.

"Oh good, by the way who made this guy your ambassador/main guy/speaker? What type of lunatic would send someone with the brain power of a dying prune with a burnt out Duracell?" Touya questions, probably referring to Mineta, Kaminari and the said walking Mumbo Fuze Kaboom.

"I am as confused as you are, but we can't do anything but try and stop him from doing something that could destroy the fabric of reality and the multiverse itself. He's like a toddler with a nuclear bomb, except that nuke is as strong as every single explosion the universes have ever felt and to which Bakugou has quite the percentage to the said total" she explains, everyone definitely scared but since they know that even if the man was crazy he wasn't evil crazy.

"I'm not a toddler! Although I could transform into one if you insist on saying so but the nuke is probably gonna kill all of you and the other realities and I'd be just a lonely man wandering into the vast darkness.... Kinda depressing but atleast I've made dolls of you!" The crazy maniacal dookie head spoke, throwing everyone a doll version of themselves which kinda scared and amazed them.

"Just listen for now guys, let the adults do the talking.... Well unless you wanna die, that's quite a possibility but yes you should really be careful when you ask. Especially you Monoma, God knows what would happen if you talked smack or did anything at all to the crazy douche" Kendo spoke or rather whispered the the 1-B members, some nodding and snuggling the little doll versions of them and Monoma just knowing the predicament and shutting up this time around.

"Thanks for the dolls, I guess? Clean sewing patterns and the attention to detail is amazing but anyways why did you suddenly send us here again? Any emergencies that we're needed in?" Asked the favorite chubby but definitely the bestest boy Fatgum, with everyone of 'em doing the same.

"Yes I agree with Mr. Fatgum here, what's the problem and how can we help Ms. Equilibrium?" Tenko asked the tall woman, while she just looked at them for 30 seconds without saying anything.

The silence in those 30 short seconds felt like forever to them, their fear for the worst rising as the clock ticked off.

"This doesn't look good..." Nagant whispered to Keigo, Rumi and Kai, the three nodding with her as they waited.

"Shota should we be concerned?" Asked the favorite Joker of a Mom, the said man shaking his head as a temporary disapproval.

After waiting for grueling seconds to end, the woman clad in once was a beautiful red suit was gone.

Actually everyone was gone, well not them but like the beings were gone.

Psycho the man with the Buzzaxe was gone, Fiddle Twits or the Scottish/Irish man with the blunderbuss was gone, Sociopath the man with the creepy chicken face was gone, Sekiro our Samurai boy was gone, even our cyborg apocalypse bringer Catastrophe was gone.

And they couldn't even see that personality split moron anywhere.

They just be in a dark room now, well not that dark but just dimly lit.

"Uhhhh...... Where'd they go?" Asked a pretty concerned Toshinori Yagi, everyone also getting concerned.

"I don't know but they just suddenly disappeared like ghouls, keep your eyes peeled for now we probably should expect some sort of danger" Vlad replied, getting his guard up just in case.

"Everyone stick together for now, kids, teens and anyone not able to fight on the center while any of us adults eligible to fight get ready and create a perimeter" Enji commanded, the teens wanting to help but knowing the sudden situation just agreed.

"I DON'T WANNA DIE YET! I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY BOOBIES YET EEEEEKKKKK!!!!" The scream of Mineta was heard, everyone not minding him for now but Sero still taped his mouth just so he can't say anything else.

After standing their ground for about 5 minutes and with nothing happening on any of those seconds everyone of them were still concerned with the white noise.

"ARGHHH THIS IS GETTING NOWHERE!!! JUST POOF BACK ALREADY YOU BANANA SPLIT HEADED FUCK!!!! COME AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!?!?! MANO E MANO YOU STUPID DEADPOOL MIMIC FUCK!!!!?" A very angry and already frustrated Bakugou screamed, still showing his old screamy side and just screeching his heart out.

"KATSUKI BAKUGOU CALM DOWN!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO CUSS IN FRONT OF YOUR INFANT SISTER!!!" Momma Mitsuki screamed back, slapping the shit outta the now silent Katsuki, Katsumi just giggling at her older brother's misfortune.

And after that once again, radio silence.

It was definitely weird, everyone's concern was now shifted into wonder and questions.

"Weird, they just disappeared..... How can we go home now?" Deku suddenly asked, everyone going into concern again since the only ones that could send them back were the now MIA personalities.

"Oboro, can you use your portals? Can we use them to get out of this place?" Hizashi asked his best friend who tried to do it but suddenly can't.

"What the heck?.... Why can't I use them?" Oboro asked himself in confusion, everyone seeing how he struggled to even make a ball sized portal that didn't even last for a split second before it vanishes again.

As they tried to help the fog man with his dilemma a certain electric blonde noticed something quite peculiar.

"Uhhhh..... Guys? Were we wearing any Santa themed outfits when we were transported?" Kaminari asked everyone who looked at him confused.

"What do you mean Santa outfits?! I'm clearly wearing my skull shirt Pika- WHAT THE HELL WHY DO I HAVE A BEARD?!??!?!!!" Bakugou was about to reply when suddenly a white beard attached to his face.

Everyone instantly saw what the Human Pikachu was talking about, various colored Santa outfits ranging from the literal costume of Saint Nicholas to pajamas decorated with reindeers and gifts galore.

"Wait it's not even Christmas yet, why are we suddenly wearing this?" Asked a very confused Natsuo as his siblings and parents wondered the same.

"Even though it's out of season I still look dazzling as ever✨✨✨" The flamboyant Aoyama Yuga spoke, liking his shiny Santa outfit.

And if that didn't bother them enough the room which was a theatre by the way was now transformed into a dining hall with the fireplace and everything.

Walls were literally littered with so many lights and decorations that it was exceedingly hard to see at all, well also adding the fact that Aoyama is already shinier than a perfectly cut diamond.

And the weirdest thing was that there was a huge banner scribbled in explosive yellow paint showed the texts "A Very Cold and Freezing Christmas and a Nuclear Fallout for New Year!" weird way to say Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year but they still were confused.

"Whoever made that banner is either Psycho Tenko or that Deadpool looking lunatic that can't die, probably the latter from the scribbled writing for the banner" Touya numbered it down, remembering that Psycho Tenko couldn't even write a single letter from the english alphabet or anything for that matter.

"Hey! Psycho me is very much offended and still human! Don't talk smack about him he's emotional!" Tenko argued, Touya just shrugging his best friend off.

"Arguments aside what are we gonna do? It's not like we're gonna have Christmas Dinner or a New Year's Eve Party here and a cooked turkey just poofs here!" Mic goes off, everyone agreeing until his wish did come true.

A big ass turkey in the center suddenly appeared out of thin smoke and even some fireworks accompanying it the roasted bird.

"Holy mozzarella sticks I can summon anything!!!! OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN.......I WISH FOR A LAMBORGHINI!" Mic screamed in amazement, suddenly wishing for more thinking he did that.

But instead of a cool car all he got was more Christmas Turkey and a huge Ham.

And after that the table filled with more and more food, ranging from fruit cake, chocolates, bullets, a 9mm pistol, a remote with the hazard sign, spaghetti, IKEA meatballs, and my personal favorite the roasted variety of meats.

Everyone suddenly had a grumble in their Tum Tums as they felt the urge to consume the beautiful array of treats infront of em.

"It's like Christmas! But on a Wednesday and it's still July" Mina happily exclaimed, already starting to dig in on the feast.

Everyone was kinda thinking that the things were atleast poisoned, (Except for the gun, the bullets and the remote) or atleast not edible at all.

But after a few minutes and almost one by one they decided to say Fuck it and went to devour the scrumptious meal.

15 minutes of eating and there was nothing left, yes even the gun was used on what way I can't say for sure.

"HAHAHA MERR- WHAT DA FUCK WHERE'S MY FOOD??!?!! AND WHO USED ALL OF MY PISTOL BULLETS?!?!? I'VE GOT A MISSION AFTER THIS AND THOSE THINGS ARE MAKING A BANK OUTTA MY BROKEN ASS!!!!" The booming voice of the aforementioned idiot from a while ago was heard, screaming at the group who were all still feasting on the food that suddenly appeared.

He still had his Deadpool-esque suit but with the addition of a Santa hat with reindeer horns and his mask having a red clown nose, probably cosplaying as Rudolph.

From behind him was the bootiful hourglass figure of Lady Equilibrium wearing a sparkling red dress with the furry whites outlining the ends and of course a we can't forget about the candy cane scarf.

"Lower your voice you nincompoop or you'll be sleeping with the racoons later" the stern voice of the youngest of the other versions of our Deadpool/Twice doppelganger commanded him, doing her job as their motherly figure.

"Oh shaddap! Wrinkly old haggity, and that dress looks like one of my rags by the by and you look hideous!" The literal burned injury retorts, dangerous amounts of aura pouring outta the lady as she was about to bring the hammer down to him, literally.

Everyone gulped, stopping themselves from devouring the banquet of food because shit about to go down!!!! That and they know what happened to the not so poor loud mouth.

"Catastrophe please get the coffin ready" Sekiro asked his other self, The robotic man wearing an elf costume or just the ears and the hat nodding.

"Sekiro ask him to get the weldable ones so I can weld this disrespectful prune" Equilibrium asked the samurai who now was wearing a festive yukata and some flipflops but still having his mask and long hair ties into a ponytail, the said man nodding and smoke bombing to catch up with the cyborg.

"HAHA NOW WE CAN HAVE SOME NIPPLE SALAD!!!!" Psycho who was still shirtless and having some Christmas lights entangled around him with a few fireworks on the tight ones but now has a Santa mask replacing his hockey looking one screams, the group looking at him as Sociopath who was beside him nods.

"Yes, totally fun" Sociopath talks or rather pulled out his now Christmas themed tape recorder, even having a festive turkey head instead of his creepy chicken one.

And with that we saw the group trying not to regurgitate the food they just ate as the lady was now mashing every bone, muscle and part of the pretty much considered bloody pancake of a man.

Sekiro, Psycho, Sociopath and Catastrophe already doing the coffin dance as Fiddle Twits just watched them with his Krampus outfit.

"Well fuck this shite y'all wanna watch but I'll be here eating that turkey" he states, walking to the roasted turkey before taking the whole thing and taking a huge meat slab outta the leg.

The group who still watched as a technical murder occured infront of their eyes once more, the kids just seeing the said man turning into raspberry jam/pulp.

"That's why you shouldn't call your Mom a hag anymore" Masaru whispered to Katsuki who was already fearing for his life as Mitsuki took notes as a new punishment method, Katsumi's squeaking voice laughing knowing that her brother's gonna get it.

"I can't take this.... *UrK*..... My stomach..... " Mic tried not to vomit, stopping the bile from spilling and holding out his stomach.

"You could say that what he said was quite Flat-tering get it? Cause he got Flattened?" Emi tried making a joke, to which Aizawa sighed.

"Wrong time to make a joke, but not that bad Joke" Aizawa comments, Emi getting confused if her pun wasn't that bad or was he calling him Joke again, cause she really liked that nickname.

"Did you mean not a bad joke or did you call me Joke?" She asked the taller man who just nods in reply.

"Don't just nod at me Shota Aizawa! Tell me or I won't stop shaking you!" She demanded, shaking the poor man who still didn't budge.

"Deku I think I need to puke" Ochako called out to the fellow cinnamon roll who was already puking rainbows, to which she followed up with her own.

"I've watched The Walking Dead and so many gore filled horror movies that this doesn't affect me as much as Ms. Nagant's slaps did to me" Kaminari shuddered, remembering the hell like pain from the two-toned woman who still apologized for it.

"And me binge watching with you probably made me immune too" Jirou adds, looking at a few of the girls which being Kendo, Hagakure, Pony, Shiozaki, Mina and Kinoko who were also puking at magically appearing barf bags.

"Not manly at all bro...." Kirishima states, getting a little wheezy from the sight with Tetsutetsu doing the same.

"Haha still the same Kiri I know, and why aren't you affected by the way Yaomomo?" Mina asked the taller girl who just sighed, shaking her head.

"Probably from me getting over my old self and because of my quirk training, good thing I controlled myself from puking out food at training camp" She replies, remembering the times that she needed to eat for her quirk but it would sometimes make her throw up from her being fatigued or that she already consumed so much a while ago.

"And what about you Todoroki? Your siblings look like they're already about to pass out" Mina asked once more, looking over at the stoic man who was staring at Momo all the time.

"I don't know but I guess I'm used to being nonchalant about things" he replied in his dull tone, still looking at Yaomomo who just smiled at him.

"How about you Bakugou? Wait where's Camie?" Mina asked again, now looking for the Illusion quirked teen.

"Over here Fam! Went to the loo for second and the room was fancy lit, totes a 10/10" She calls out, approaching them as she saw the thing that was still being pancaked.

"Y'all what happened to him? Did Ms. Equilibrium vibe check him? He should like go to a hospital rn smh" She spoke in her unique way of speech, with Mina, Todoroki and Momo agreeing with her.

"Sis I don't feel so good" Both Keigo, Natsuo and Touya simultaneously spoke, looking over at their sisters which we're Nagant and Fuyumi who were also quite queasy already.

"You don't seem so fine Nagant, do you need for a restroom or would a bag of plastic suffice?" Kai asked the woman who was now as green as the Hulk, her trying to decline the offer.

"Thanks Kai but... *Urghh*..... *urk*..... I'm quite alright" She replies, trying to hold back a shower of goop with Kai still taking hold of a few of them plastic bags just in case.

"Rei, Inko, Nemuri, Ikoma, Mitsuki you guys alright?" Enji asked the ensemble of women who didn't even look concerned with the thing.

"I'm fine dear, I've had periods worse right ladies?" Rei replied, before making a remark to which the 4 nodded.

"I guess being pregnant does have perks even with all that morning sickness and fatigue" Nemuri adds, Ikoma and Inko knowing what she meant.

"Believe me Enji I've been through worse, literally had to pull Katsuki and Katsumi out when I gave birth to them" Mitsuki replies, Masaru remembering that very scene of his wife screaming in pain as the hospital staff just told her to push to the point that she did pull Katsuki and Katsumi out screaming bloody murder and profanities that I would not even know.

"Holy crap sticks, Masaru what have you seen dude" Toshinori suddenly intruded the conversation as the man with glasses just laughed and scratches his nape in embarrassment, Enji almost passing out from the detail.

And after that they still watched the horrors of a man getting smooshed into a bloody pulp.

TIMESKIPPPPPPP.....

So after 30 minutes of them trying to spill everything from their stomachs out here we are now with Lady Equilibrium now apologizing at the now sickly looking group, well excluding a few of course.

"HELLO?!?! WHO TURNED THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF?!??! EQUILIBRIUM LET ME OUTTTTR" The voice of Cauterized NUTSACKS echoed on the metallic sarcophagus, everyone trying to ignore him.

"Sooooooo..... What now?" Kaminari asked the taller woman who was still bloody from the flattening, her just thinking for second before giving up on the idea.

"Equilibrium why not continue the party? You or rather the mummy over there did interrupt this celebration that you wanted to share with them" Sekiro suggested, whispering to the woman who was taller than him.

She realized that he was right, why didn't she think of that? Probably still angry from the spandex idiot.

"Sorry Sekiro, still angry from this dipshit here but yeah we should" she replied at the samurai who just nodded, her starting to walk infront of the group.

Everyone suddenly looked at the woman who was now infront of them, stopping on whatever they were doing.

"Everyone I'm sorry for the evisceration of our *unfortunate* friend but I promise that I'll compensate, Catastrophe and Psycho will you have the honors?" She apologized at them, everyone replying that it was fine but they were still shaken from the scene earlier.

The two she mentioned nodded, already knowing what she meant and started running to the back room to get the things they prepared.

"Should we still be concerned Shota? They literally mashed someone in front of us, although I'm kind of not sorry for him insulting the majestic woman infront of us" Emi asked Shota, the man still pretty unclear with the situation so he did only reasonable thing and shrugged.

"HEY ANYONE STILL THERE?!? I LEFT MY RUM FILLED EGGNOG OUTSIDE!!! HELLOOOOOO!!!!!" The coffin spoke out, banging the metal doors but to no avail it would even budge.

"If you drink that you'll definitely be hammered! Get it?! Cause you literally got hammered!- Okay I'll stop you guys really don't like my jokes" Emi rebutted with another quip but everyone looked at her and she just decided to shut it down.

"It's not that actually, that was really hilarious but I think he can't hear any of us" Shota replied to her, trying to lighten her up and stating an actual fact because the dude had earplugs on.

"Yes his hearing is indeed muffled but unfortunately we couldn't find anything to shut him up so I hope you guys are fine with that" Equilibrium informed the group, everyone groaning and loathing the loud mouth who couldn't stop talking but they thought it was definitely better than him being loose, still pretty annoying though.

"Ms. Equilibrium what's the thing the Mr. Psycho and Mr. Catastrophe get?" Eri approached the woman who looked down at the little bean, kneeling down her level and smothering her beautiful snow white hair.

"Don't worry kiddo it's not gonna be dangerous as the bad man in the coffin, it's actually a surprise for all of you!" She giddily replied, smiling at the bean who smiled back.

"Okay! Oh! Are we gonna be opening some gifts?! We are celebrating Christmas aren't we?! I'm so excited!" The cheerful voice of Eri asked once more, Equilibrium surprised that the little girl knew what she had in store for them.

Her surprised face confirmed Eri's over excitedness and everyone surprised that it wasn't another heart attack.

"Wait we're getting Christmas Gifts?! ON JULY!?!?!?!" Kaminari screamed, the Baku Squad following with his cheer, the adults still surprised that they were getting gifts from basically strangers... Well strangers with god-like powers that is.

"Yes you are, it's Christmas and actually even New Year on the other world or rather our world! But stupidly enough the main version of ourselves or rather our superior was stupid enough that it's already 10 or 11 days past New Year's Eve depends on the timeslots" Equilibrium explains, everyone taking in the detail that they did have different time periods since it is different universes.

"Wait so why invite us though? Not that I'm disagreeing with a celebration but I just wanna know the reason for inviting us over" Keigo asked her, wanting to know their intentions.

"Well it's because our main version has a thing called favoritism and so here you are, but don't worry the other versions of you got their time with us too". She replies, everyone now knowing the tradition that still continues.

Finishing that conversation the doors where the two entered bursted open, showing the Cyborg and the Psycho pushing carts filled with goodies and some identical looking butlers who followed with a plethora of food and drinks.

"Wait a minute where's Mr. Diablo? Is he busy? Or is he in another universe?" Mina suddenly remembered her fellow black sclera buddy, everyone actually noticing that the butler demon was gone.

"Don't worry Ashido, he's at the kitchen with the other butlers cooking us our meals, he'll be joining us in a few minutes as we speak" Sekiro answers, getting a nod of agreement from the other versions and getting 'Ohs' from the concerned group.

"I WANNA FEAST ON YOUR BLOODY CORPSE!" Psycho screamed, excited for the huge meal he was about to have.

"Yes, I'll start now but first!" Equilibrium states, snapping her fingers and POOF! a bottle of champagne in her hands and different alcohols were scattered in the table.

"Let's formally announce this celebration! To great food, to our even greater friends and to the greatest of memories!" She exclaimed, everyone cheering the same.

They parties for hours, eating and chatting with smiles painted on their faces, not even minding the coffin that was still screaming for help.

God Christmas and New Year was weird today innit?

And if you guys are wondering what gifts they got? Well let's just say they need to stop Mei from creating the most powerful weapons from the multiverse since the guy in the coffin was the one assigned in gifting duty so yeah.

Really weird July for them, but nonetheless quite fun.

AND HAVE A PIC BITCHES IT'S FROM OUR BOY HORIKOSHI WOOOPPP WOOOPPP AND SOME ADDED BONUSES

Anyways! Bye Bye now!

"HEYYYYY I'M STIL STUCK HERE?!?!! INFERNO YOU FUCK HELP ME!?!!!!!!!!" Goddamn it, how can this shithead hear me?

"YEAH I CAN STILL HEAR YOU! NOW LEMME OUT I NEED MY 30TH COOOOOOOFFFFFEEEEEEEE" Oh crap sticks.

"Ms. Equilibrium what is he screaming about?" Nezu curiously asked the woman who was drinking her wine, her wiping her lips from the sanguine liquid before answering.

"Oh he's talking about Mr. Inferno, he's our main personality. As crazy as the idiot in the sarcophagus and probably crazier but stronger than us" she replied, explaining this Inferno figure and satisfying the rodent/principal's question.

"Ah I see! Can we meet this Inferno figure? I would love to meet the person that manages you wonderful people" Nezu excitedly adds, asking the woman if it could have the pleasure to meet the said man.

"Well probably not today but you guys probably could, guy doesn't really have a tight schedule but since it's quite unpredictable with things and him watching the universes it could probably be a long time. Seriously guy can't even catch a break sometimes because of all the sudden surprise problems, conflicts and other stuff" She explains, Nezu nodding while everyone wondered if the guy was as crazy as Cauterized in the Box here but since I am that person I can confirm my stupidity and insanity levels are off the charts insane.

"Ahhh I see! I hope he can meet us even with his ever so busy schedule, but are you gonna let him out anytime soon? He seems agitated" Nezu adds, Equilibrium tired with the screaming coffin and his screams.

"He's probably being insulted by Mr. Inferno don't worry about it, let's just have fun shall we?" She answered, before asking them all to just don't mind him and have fun.

And that's basically it! So this time it's an actual goodbye but I promise that me and my other versions will show up more!

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A/N God Fucking DAMN IT FINALLY WHOOOOOOO I DID IT!?!?! I UPDATED AGAIN WHABWAHH4HDJR9RNSN