A/N- Sooo I ran out of ideas and went with this since I got inspired from movie theaters and those AU watching books which is damn awesome by the way so I just wanna squeeze this in as a dedication for them and my entertainment purposes.

Also this is the prequel/explanation for the Christmas Chapter, which is completely stupid just like me!

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Narrator's POV

Today was a pretty boring day at Class 1-A because A few of the teachers were gone for now.

Midnight was on maternity leave with Ikoma so the kindergartens were found as a replacement for now and the same is with the science teacher of UA.

Mic and Oboro were also permitted to take a break for now and try to relax with family life and all that but they kinda insisted on teaching.

And so here they are trying to pass the time while they waited for at least a teacher to come since not even Aizawa showed up for his analytics lesson for today.

They waited and waited and probably were bored doing it so they just did random stuff in the room.

The girls were sitting next to each other and talking about the boys and their silly antics.

Kirishima and Bakugou were having a 'friendly' competition of arm wrestling while Mineta and Kaminari cheered them on.

Deku was drawing in his Hero Guide Notebook while Todoroki was showing his elaborately titled "Conspiracy Theorem by Shouto Todoroki" which Deku didn't try to understand knowing it was probably pointless or scientifically inaccurate.

Iida was discussing a few things about Tenko needing a cream for his unbearable skin rash.

Tokoyami with Shoji, Sato, and Koda were coming up with recipes on sweets and other pastries since Sato was asking them for help about widening his knowledge about baking even more.

Aoyama and Ojiro were chatting about their preferences in movies or about food they like and just like Shinsou, Touya was also just dozing off.

Well, they were minding their own business when the door slammed open and boomed through the room making them all tense up from the sudden sound.

The girls all shrieked in surprise including Kaminari who almost pissed his pants.

"Holy fucking hell that almost killed me..." Touya states in a pretty shaken tone with his heart doing somersaults like they were its normal beating pattern.

"HAHAHAHA I AM HERE SLAMMING THE DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!" All Might's voice boomed alerting the already shaken students.

"Dang It dad...." Deku mumbled, remembering the first time his father did this.

"So what are we gonna do today you ask? Well, you're training with me! Don't hold anything back and you could all team up and fight me!" The tall blonde proudly spoke while the others just dropped dead knowing they wouldn't stand a chance against the nearly impregnable power of the number one hero.

"We are so fucked.... Grandma, please bless my soul" Tenko mutters, already kneeling to pray.

"May the Lord protect us all from harm and let him give us the chance to atone for our sins" Kaminari started his prayer like a priest, while the others started joining in.

"MOMMAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YA CRY!!!!!! IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW CARRY ONNN CARRY OOOONNN!!!!!" Todoroki sang or rather screamed writing his last will to his parents in a very over-acted way.

All Might doesn't know what to do looking at the teenagers and their sudden urge to be regretful and religious so he just looked at them with an ugly face.

Then suddenly a huge pricking portal fucked up with them and they all died.

The End.

It was just a sudden blackout before they arrived in this huge ass theater.

"OKAY WHO DAFUQ IS DOING THIS AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN COSTUMES?!" The ever So 'Energetic' Katsuki screams out before everyone else notices what he means.

"Wait Everyone's here!" Deku shouts while they do see everyone there.

And weird enough he was right.

(Warning a ton of culture. And yes some of the costumes don't even match their personalities nor traits)

Iida was in a RoboCop costume, All Might had a Superman one, Aizawa looked like Van Helsing the Legendary Vampire Hunter, Eri was Elsa which was adorable, Deku was Yushiro from Demon Slayer (Get it? Because they have the same voice actors. Of for God's sake you don't know? Well carry on I guess). Uraraka is Kirby, Kamanari is a Pikachu, Jirou is Sona from League of Legends (Which I don't play but Know of, weird Am I Right?).

Tsu is Kermit, Tokoyami as Spawn (Looks like Venom but with a Cape and is an actual Hellspawn), Bakugou being the Colossal Titan Version of Gordon Ramsay (The God of Destruction plus the Lamb Sauce God? Hell yeah), Tenko as the Predator, Touya as The Human Torch, Toga as Harlequin, Toru as Little Rock from Zombieland. Nezu as Master Splinter, Snipe is Smoke from Rainbow Six Siege since you know.... Same masks.

Midnight as Catwoman, Emi as The Mask (You know the green dude with those huge chompers and the baldhead and the amazing suit from the '90s? The guy that the legendary Jim Carrey acted into and who also played as Mr. Poppers in Mr. Popper's Penguins and as Eggman or Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic Movie, No? Oh well, I'm not even born at the era yet but I love the movie).

Ikoma was Rogue from X-Men, Momo being female Light Yagami (God I need to watch Death Note), Shouto being half Eren and half Sabito (Same voice actors by that I mean Yuki Kaji). Endeavor as Zangief in Street Fighter (You know big hairy muscle dude from mother Russia? Again really?! God I know too many references), Rei was the Ice Witch from Narnia, Ectoplasm as Naruto from his SHADOWCLONEJUTSU. Gang Orca was Free Willy (Y'all know that killer whale with the prosthetic tail and his human best friend? Yep that movie), We have Cementoss as Cinderblock (TEEN TITANS LESGO).

Mic was Asta from Black Clover (Both scream a lot), Oboro being Danny Phantom (A Nickelodeon classic), Koda was Courage the Cowardly Dog (Cartoon Network classic!), Shoji was Doc Octopus, Mineta was a halfling from Lord of the Rings, Natsuo was Natsu from Fairy Tail (Goodness I didn't even watch this that much yet here we are!). Keigo was Chicken Little (Pfffttt), Rumi or rather Mirko was Officer Judy Hops.

Aoyama was Romeo except for sparklier and a lot more dazzling, Mina being in an Alien Xenomorph one, Kirishima being Dwayne The Rock Johnson's Maui, Ojiro being Bruce Lee. Shinsou being Garfield (Meowww), Inko being The Witch from Left For Dead 2(One of the greatest games from the good old days).

Mitsuki was Mitsuri from Demon Slayer (Fooled ya didn't I? You thought it was both Mitsuki right?), Masaru as Uncle Ben from Spider-Man (Rip), And Katsumi was a tiny Little Bomber Man or should I say, Woman.

Tensei was Arnold Schwarzenegger or I mean Terminator, Fuyumi was Princess Peach from Mario, And we have the Big Three and the Shields as Tintin meaning Mirio, Sasuke meaning Tamaki, Rem meaning Nejire, David as King Arthur, and Melissa as Queen Historia Reiss. Hound Dog was also there as a Lycan or you know the old way of calling Werewolves or their literal race.

We also have Nagant as the American Sniper and Overhaul as the plague doctor since you know, the same beak masks.

Sero is Spooderman I mean Spider-Man. Sato is Sully from Monster's Inc. And Camie was Jack Sparrow which she didn't know the reason why she wore that.

Even the Wild Wild Pussycats were with them with Power Rangers Outfits which Eri was happy with since She squeezed the life out of Kota who was in a Baby Godzilla Outfit.

Kamui was Groot, Mt. Lady was the Female Titan/Annie Leonhart, Edgeshot was a Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and we have Ryukyu as a female Human Version of Smaug.

"Oi why in the hell do I look like Ramsey fucked a Shifter?!" Bakugou screamed out, trying to rip the suit which didn't work.

Mitsuki hearing this slapped his head with the toy whip-like katana which was probably real since we could see the blonde crying like a baby and with a ton of gashes.

"Can anyone explain why we suddenly appeared here in a portal?" Aizawa asked, looking at Oboro since he emphasized the word portal while the man was just offended.

"Hey just because I have the portal quirk that doesn't mean I teleported all of you here! Plus I haven't even been to Mitsuki-san and Masaru-kun's home yet! Technically I could teleport there but I haven't seen a picture of it yet so yeah!" The Cloudman argues while they remember how his quirk worked.

So of course I intruded like the great person I am.

Third Person's POV

As the lights suddenly dimmed down and a sudden dust cloud slowly formed in front of them everyone started to either panic or go into flight or fight mode.

"Okay, whoever you are stay the fuck back I know kung fu!" Kamanari screeched doing some bad poses.

The smoke then dissipated to which a dark hooded figure walked through with this malicious burning aura surrounding it.

Everyone suddenly flinched before starting to get in their stances

Everyone started to engage only to be stopped by the smoke that suddenly condensed into something solid which even the All-Mighty number one hero couldn't break.

The smoke that restrained them was extremely tough and even nullified their quirks like the smoke was a sapping tendril.

"Atututut not like that my friends" the ominous thing spoke as the smoke slowly lessened its grip.

Bakugou noticing this and being the raging idiot he is, charged at the thing full speed to only be met by nothing.

"We aren't your friends Snoop Dogg!" He insults, looking where the thing would repoof back.

"Oi stop it you feral gremlin! And I take extreme offense that you would insult me with a great guy, plus this isn't weed!" It talked/rebutted, poofing out every time an explosion would come out of his palms.

"COME AT ME YOU GHOST PRICK!" He screams back trying to attack it once more.

Seeing that it is unreasonable to even converse with the atomic blonde, the shadowy figure eventually gave up and started flaming up.

Everyone looked at surprise since they only thought of it just having the smoke cloud poofy kabloowee but he seems to have more up his sleeves.

As the gaseous whips started disappearing everyone once again engaged.

Momo who was already ahead of the plan made gas masks for everyone as Midnight started emitting her intoxicating scent out.

The scent started engulfing the whole room which was pretty large for a theater until they heard a loud thud in the ground indicating the successful defeat of the suspicious figure.

"So... Sleepy...." The thing mumbles before falling unconscious.

Well, that is what they thought until the figure just jumps up and starts doing jumping jacks.

"Sike!" He calls out before disappearing into the pink mist confusing everyone.

"Stay close! This guy seems unaffected by the gas so keep your guards up! We still don't know anything about him or how he got so many quirks yet so stay alert" Aizawa pointed out as everyone started to group and try to protect each other.

Well, that was until the figure threw what seemed to be a ballistic knife at such a high velocity that even Toga was surprised she even blocked it with her own utility knife.

"And he has weapons, great.... just great!" Mic complained as more of the said knives were thrown.

The volley of the sharp bladed objects started to lessen after a while before the figure appeared with this crimson steel katana that Aizawa luckily blocked with his hidden short sword or wakizashi the tiny katana thingy used for seppeku.

The shadow just smirked and flipped backwards before seething his Sword back and started walking towards them.

"You have skills indeed... very good" The voice rang at them as a smile creeps to the figures face.

Thinking this was some sort of threat or just the normal "I'm gonna use you as my army of villainous creatures" skit they all engaged.

It was futile honestly because you know 3 of them are pregnant which would be Ikoma, Nemuri, and Inko who was already near her due date.

Plus the guy they are fighting is a literal ninja that pops in and out in thin air without even getting hit.

He turns to dust and just dodges everything they throw.

After almost 30 minutes of them just running around chasing the figure, they would all fall to the ground aimlessly trying to look out for the shadow-filled creature.

Little did they know it was literally behind them eating popcorn on a maroon chair beside a lamp and a desk.

Don't even ask how it got those things there but they were there.

The only time they were alerted of his presence was when the figure clasped its hands together alerting them with a huge slap-like sound.

"So hello my friendos! I guess it is time to introduce thyself in a proper manner and for that I have a perfect song!" The thing smiled as a sudden poof happened and now the thing was in a mexican poncho with the huge carnival-esque sombrero.

"AI AI AIIIIIIII" The figure screams in such a tumultuous tone, like that one guy in a mariachi band before he starts shaking his booty with maracas at hand with everyone trying to cover their ears from the piercing screech.

"Ola mijos! Ola mijas! It is Roberto! Today I will sing a song about burritos and mi abuelas tamales!" The now mexican figure spoke in the semi-annoying but extremely funny accent (But seriously though, Mexicans are truly great at comedy and are overall very fun people to be with).

"Okay, why did he change from a shadow assassin to a lunatic with a hat?" Aizawa asked them while the others shrugged looking at the now samba dancing thing.

"Okay, who is still weirded out by this idiot?" He adds, as everyone starts raising their hands.

Little did they know the figure was behind them as they huddled looking at them.

"Yeah, that guy is a total nutjob! So what are discussing?" The figure exclaims, before whispering at them.

The others looked at the thing infront of them confused as it suddenly talks to itself? What a weird predicament they are in.

"WTF do you mean to kill all of them and steal their panties?!" It seemed to converse to itself as the girls heard the panties and ran behind the boys thinking they have another Mineta at hand.

"Oh okay, so no killing? And yes they hated Roberto. Yeah, Fuck you Roberto!" It spoke again, pointing at something imaginary before looking back at the group who were already holding a straight jacket. (You know that white jacket with long sleeves for people on asylums? Yeah, that type).

"Oh, shit guys we got a problemo at 12 O'clock eyo... Oh, We are so dead... Roberto you fuckin idiot!!!" It argues with itself before the thing tried running but was too distracted and now Aizawa used his bind cloth that was a part of his Helsing costume which added it to look like the Vampire hunter had an enchanted scarf/sleeve.

"W-Wait! We could bargain! I've got a stash of crack and pornos at the back just lemme go!" The figure pleaded, biting at the cloth binding his body.

"We'll take it!" Mineta screamed, finding the said stash which was comically labeled with a suitcase saying 'DO NOT TOUCH OR I WILL LITERALLY FUCK YOU' but in reality, it was just a ton of explosives so now we have a burnt midget.

"Okay, I may have lied a bit but hey you hate the guy so just let me go and I promise we'll behave. No, we don't. Fuck you Carl! Oh, that wasn't Carl? Well fuck!" The being once again spoke, as the others sighed in his unusual shenanigans.

The others were thinking if this guy had some sort of subterfuge since he was acting so unorthodox plus he was screaming out profanities stronger than old Bakugou.

"Is it me or does this thing have Dissociative Identity Disorder?" Momo asked while Nezu and the other geniuses nodded.

I mean they were right! I am a literal psychopath with powers that are substantial enough to be seen as someone capable of making the apocalypse happen.

"Yes, it seems this thing is experiencing it" David Shield speculates, looking at it's or rather my tattered clothing and my weird emoji emitting face that I did not know I could do!

"HELP ME! NO FUCK YOU! NO U! NO F U! FUCKALL OF YA!!! ARGGGHHH!!!" It screamed, probably having an existential crisis with the other voices in its head.

This guy has quite the quagmire in his head like what a total mess it is.

"Yeah, that's another sign *Sigh* God how do we deal with a split nutjob who has the power to kill everyone here?" Ectoplasm asked, while everyone else was clueless.

The figure looked with a weird glitchy question mark in his mask before it grunts and sighs.

And that just proved everyone's appraisal about it since it is a total enigma from just seeing someone so ridiculously powerful but so comically idiotic, but then again there's Deadpool with that.

"I AM NOT AND I SAY NOT LIKE NO! I AM NO IDIOT! SHUT UP YOU'RE THE IDIOT YOU UGLY MAN!" It screamed, clearly pissed that I just literally insulted myself.

"YOU DON'T SAY?! KEEP INSULTING ME OR RATHER US AND I WILL END YOU. Well actually I can't right now cause I'm binded by some nice ass scarves and CAUSE DEEZ NUTS YA FUCK" It screamed at itself, demanding that he should be treated the way I treat myself and it's by insulting.

"So are we gonna address that he's clearly talking to himself and not us?" A kinda scared Kaminari asked them, while they definitely knew what he meant.

"Just let him. Remember that we can't even scratch the guy" Bakugou calmly reminded them as everyone looked back at the still screaming entity.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD TALK TO THEM?! AREN'T YOU THE TALKATIVE ONE?! SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU'RE A BITCH SOMETIMES!" it screamed once more while everyone was still uncomfortably watching the scene.

"Does it not now that there are kids here?" Ikoma asked in a hushed tone, while the said kids were being covered by the teens with their hands.

"Okay fine I surrender! The name's Cauterized. Yeah, I'm named after a wound that's been burned but listen because as the law says we have the right to talk which would be used to be either against me or for my proof of goody tooshie-ness" It spoke, finally ending it's self conversation to which the others discussed immediately.

"Also people call me Rapunzel! Not because I let down my hair but because I let everyone down!" He happily added, confusing everyone in the room.

"So are we gonna let crazy here talk or should we snap his neck and get it over with?" Mic suggested, to which Nemuri slapped him.

"Mic we're heroes for God's sake we don't kill! And if you did I would be one as well" Nemuri replied, making the blonde fear for his life on his love's words.

"He seems like a kid to be honest" Aizawa grumbles, which made the others look at him puzzled.

"He kinda does. Plus it's even more energetic than me! And my mom used to say I was a handful!" Emi exclaimed, while some of them nod knowing the Smile Hero's bubbliness.

"That's because you always bounce around like a ball except the laws of physics don't apply to you at all" Aizawa retorts, but Emi just smiles.

"I'm taking that as a compliment!" She replies, smiling while the cocoon-clad man sighed.

"How about we listen to him and also ask how we got here in the first place?" Nezu suggested, while the others thought for a while.

"It is the best way since the thing knows how to maneuver here, plus we already wasted quite a lot of time here" Endeavor speculates, before he agrees with the plan.

Eventually, Everyone wanted to ask the being about this weird place and so the plan got into place.

"Okay we spoke and decided to let you speak but we need you to at least cooperate with us so we can help each other and for that, I would like to ask a question. Where are we exactly?" Nezu starts, sipping at some tea that magically appeared out of nowhere.

"I see you already knew about the room being able to give anything consumable to you. You must be extremely smart" The figure remarks, looking at Nezu with a grin to which the mouse-like principal nodded back.

The others were shocked and started to think of anything they wanted to eat and now they got a whole buffet table with them.

"Well since you did figure out the theatre's first use I suppose I could tell all of you the reason but can you untie me sleepy BDSM hobo! This thing is inhumanely tight and is gonna crack my spine plus my tooshie is getting itchy" The figure pleaded/insulted Aizawa, him just sighing and nodding with a mouthful of his cat nip or instant ramen (Seriously of all the things Aizawa? Cup Noodles?!?! But then again, I do love me some cup noods) And now the figure could scratch his arse.

The figure stood up stretching its body and even breaking a few bones which went back to place before starting to explain.

"Okay! So yes as you guys may already know I am Cauterized! And no I'm not a villian but I do look like one! So the reason you all are here is that I may or may have not pushed a red button... Ehe" He explained as everyone started to face slap from the figure's stupidity.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN EHE YOU CRAPPY EXCUSE OF A DEADPOOL MIMIC?!" Bakugou screamed once again, while the figure just laughed.

"Hey we did the EHE thing from Genshin Impact! You probably don't know that but nice one you rabid mutt!" He retorts, with Bakugou foaming in his mouth as he went to attack but was stopped by everyone else.

"Anyways! As everyone can see or rather read, am I right you Peeping Toms?! Yeah you Idiots I can see you right there! Give us some privacy will ya?! But yeah I don't know if the others know so shhhhh...... Also I've but attained a sickness called being a total badass and with the capacity of someone's left crippled testicle" I added, as everyone was not that impressed.

Actually, they were ultra confused when the guy said read; dafuq does he mean?

"Wait what do you mean read? Aren't we literally being kidnapped right now?" Iida asked, while everyone did notice the part where he said read, Plus he did look at the wall weirdly.

"Oh that! Well technically you guys aren't even real!" He happily answers, while everyone was confused?

"What do you mean we're non-existent? You were literally strangled a second ago" Mic asked, while the figure smiled.

Exactly! They're pretty real if I do say so myself.

"Well I can't answer that just yet! It'd probably destroy your brains in a manner I can't even speak of because it's too graphic and it would probably be fucked up to do but anywho who wants COOKIES!" He screamed, summoning a literal mountain of random flavored cookies (Even the Bad ones for Thrill).

"I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS!" He screamed in glee, while everyone was literally drowning from cookies.

You know what, that's the only good thing he'll do here; which is pretty rare alone.

Finally noticing the cries of help, he snapped everything back and apologized before remembering another crucial fact.

This motherfucker has the attention span of a piece of molded bread, which is not a lot but still somehow has an attention span.

"Oh! I can turn into anything too!" He added, as a small mist surrounded him and started sparking.

And after a few seconds the transformation turns the Idiot into a freakin MILF/Hot Mommy Milkers/Goddamn Boy he or rather she thicc!

"Oh God! Holy shit I sound like the stripper at that one time from Taco Bell! Or was it Chipotle?" He or rather she clamored, as his hands started doing the brazen act of groping/measuring them badonkers.

Mineta was drooling as usual, Boys were a bit turned on but chose to turn around, The girls had a voracious urge to kill the guy with everything they have and well I just groped my way!

Pretty fun, I feel lonely now!

Then he/I suddenly started smoking again before turning into a cyborg/demon/Cyberpunk 2077/Damn Boi that a big sword.

I mean look at him/Me! I looked like I made Kratos retire and now I need to kill of the rest of the gods.

Which is pretty farfetched considering the fact that the dude is basically a senior citizen, yet here he is continuing his crusade to destroy the Norse Mythos.

"Whoa, I'm a freaking demonic cyborg! Holy crapshoot I sound awesome!" He enthusiastically spoke, looking at his features and noticing his robotic and smexy voice.

And by now everyone was afraid of what the thing can do as it started swinging the sword made of crimson steel, and before returning to his spandex like suit.

"IT'S NOT A SPANDEX YA NUMBSKULL!! IT'S A TACTICAL BODYSUIT!!" He screamed at himself, while everyone flinched.

Who was he talking to? I'm still wondering till this day.

"Oh sorry, there's this guy in my head talking crap about me.. well technically he's the main reason you guys exist in this dimension in the first place and there's more than him but I'll tell you right now! Well except for the dimensions part, it'll be a hassle" He gleefully explains, as everyone looked at him weirdly but still listened not wanting to die but what intrigued them was the dimension one and them not being able to exist because of that guy Cauterized spoke about.

And so he started introducing all of his personalities and their names for a few minutes before starting the main reason for today.

They were really confused, but then again the person in front of them is basically a mystery himself.

"So I have atleast 300 people in my head, don't worry I've got control- No you don't- Aw come on Diablo aren't you supposed to help me here!- I said no- Oh right guys this is Big D! Or Diablo for short. He's the *Responsible* one or whatever that means!" The voice shifted, turning into another guy but with black hair, on a full on black tux and an even scarier look.

Mina would notice the tall butler demon, and of course the very familiar eyes.

"Ooohhh! OHHH HE HAS THE SAME SCLERAS LIKE ME!" Mina exclaimed, with Diablo turning to her and clasping her hands.

Diablo would also notice this, and it was quite a surprise for him to see someone with the same eyes as him.

"It is an honour to meet someone as beautiful as you" he bowed, taking her hand giving it a little smoochy while she laughed.

Kirishima saying this went all overprotective, but he wasn't gonna lie when he thought the man was goddang cool looking.

"Oi dude that's mine" Kiri suddenly intruded, to which the demon looking person just nodded, as he returned back to Cauterized.

"Okay so I'll let you meet a few others! I can't just tell everyone or you'd all probably die because those dumbasses are crazy! So I'll split! Like Personality Split! And literally!" He happily informs them, everyone waiting before Emi stated something.

"I've been wanting to make that joke but you beat me to it kid!" Emi remarks, as the guy happily laughs with her.

As they waited for the laughter to die down they saw a few people infront of them.

There was a huge guy with a buzzsaw axe and the very beautiful psycho mask from the Borderlands Series (The Game), then there was a weird Scottish looking guy with a blunderbuss, there was also a the same girl or woman they turned into a second ago. You know why I said they cause they the same person or rather we're the same person, MOVING ONNN.

There was also the cyborg guy again, then another one with the full on samurai armor, which was kinda intimidating.

Then finally we have a guy with a weird chicken mask, creepy as hell.

"Okay! So here we have the most sane of the bunch! The guy with the buzzaxe is Psycho, don't worry we only call him that cause he can only speak in Psycho" he introduced, while Psycho screamed and extended his hand.

"I'M HAPPY TO KILL YOU!" He screamed, Toga giggling as she shook his hands same with the psycho talking Tenko.

"Then here we have Fiddle Wits, don't worry the blunderbuss is fake!-*Bang*" He happily spoke, before getting blasted by the gun and exploding into a bloody fume.

Everyone started screaming, that was quite a lot of blood! Pretty fun!

"Ahh shut yar traps he ain't kickin' the fockin' bucket yet" the redhead spoke, while everyone looked at him weird.

"What do you mean he isn't dead! You shot him with a goddamn gun and blasted his head like a Piñata!" Snipe screamed, while the headless body just stood up and started doing some weird hand signs no one understood, weird and creepy but of course they all screamed.

"HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IN TARNATION IS HE STILL ALIVE?!" Bakugou screamed in such a high note, as everyone was screaming about it too.

"Technically he is supposed to be dead but don't worry he isn't dead, you can't kill a dude with split personality or rather literal split personalities, and a healing factor that rivals the strongest regenerating quirk in your world with a shotgun. Actually he might be better at healing than anyone in your world, the guy literally can't die" The robotic voice of the cyborg ringed, as the body slowly regenerates the once blown off head.

And here we hear his annoying voice again, I wanna kill this version of me but he can't goddamn DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

"HEYAAA BITCHES I'M BACKKKKKKKKK- *Splat*" he screamed once more, before Catastrophe (Cyborg Dude) sliced his jaw off.

Now he looks like the guys from the 1950's thinking that drinking water  infused with plutonium, which was literally jaw dropping.

Everyone just flinched as the blood splattered even more but to the kid's eyes (Eri and Kota) it was nothing but spilling jam from his mouth because of what we call eye censoring for kids.

"ARGH OM ON!" It semi talked, cause you know jaw gone while it just started to regenerate again.

Shrugging what just happened the guy began to reintroduce everyone again.

"Okay moving on this is Catastrophe! We named him that because guy caused an apocalypse on his own" he introduces the said cyborg who bowed showing his respect.

"I am honoured to meet your group" he spoke, kinda smexy if I do say myself but it is me so I am very smexy.

Next was a person quite smaller than the others but guy was fully patted on with armor, pure samurai edge armor.

"Anyways! This is Sekiro or whatever his name is but I call him Twinkle Toes since we can't hear his footsteps at all!" He introduced again, while the armor clad person bowed and spoke.

"It is my pleasure to serve you, In honour of the code" it bows while everyone bowed back.

And we had chicken dude with a tape recorder (Guy from Payday 2 would be what he looks like) as he had a comically large spoon with him.

"And finally we have Sociopath! Guy is a huge cuddler! Gives the best beatings too!" Cauterized happily introduced, as the man just stood there with the eyes of the chicken mask staring at them like cameras.

A few seconds later the reeling of a tape was heard as a woman's voice spoke in a formally creepy robot-like voice.

"Hello" It spoke, with everyone giving a small hi as the mixtape reels again.

"What a lovely day, right?" It spoke, as everyone kinda nodded since the day was weird as fuck.

"Well speaking of the day how's yours Socio? And how's that last bank robbery?" Cauterized asked, as everyone knew that it was too good to be true that anyone of them were normal.

"I had a great time" The tape answers, as everyone started to get kinda nervous.

"So what did they look like? And what's the first thing you ever said entering?!" He enthusiastically asked, as the other hims just slapped their faces.

"Somethings never change about this idiot, not even the Gods could stop him" Sekiro mumbles, as everyone of the other hims except the two psychopaths still talking to each other agrees.

"We insist you surrender any notions of bravery" it spoke, as Cauterized laughs at the clearly dangerous chicken.

"Ah yes the classic, anyways how about you introduce yourself? Just don't scare them!" He asked, as the chicken head looks at them dead in the eye.

"Exercise caution when aggravating my temper" The mix tape spoke in an alarmingly sinister tone, as everyone backs up.

"Ah don't worry he's just joking! Right Sociopath?!" The spandex clad man tried convincing, them as they still backed away.

"He's joking! I swear so what do you think are we going to do today?" He asked the chicken once again, as it reels another tape.

"Let's proceed with the plan" it states, while the spandex man nodded.

"Yes! Finally someone who agrees! Fuck all of the others in my brain and you guys here too!" He screamed, flipping off his head and the other hims.

And that's how he was beat up into a pulp, a pretty bloody one

Everyone was actually uncomfortable now but they still decided to watch, as they thought/wished for more food as the guys there started mincing Cauterized.

"I made a mistake" Chicken Boi spoke, as he looked at the dust with a very destroyed Cauterized.

Sociopath looks at the others and started reeling a tape saying.

"Always remember that I'm watching" The tape spoke again, as everyone was practically readying an asylum.

"He means he likes observing at a long distance! HEY NOT MY SPANDEX" Cauterized screams, as everyone was still pretty much away from them.

Before he could speak another sentence the woman version of him shoved a grenade at his mouth as everyone started to flee in surprise of the sudden action.

"I don't think that's supposed to go there" the mic tape spoke again, as Chicken Man shook it for a bit before an explosion of shrapnel was heard.

He looks at the now headless body as it just stood up again and every version of him screamed in dismay.

"When in doubt pull the trigger twice" it reminded at the other versions, as everyone else just went 10 more feet away from the chicken head and their other versions.

And by this time the other hims just gave up, they just can't kill this motherfucking dumbass

"Hey what are you guys doing there?! The show's about to start!" Cauterized calls them, as he knew the other hims gave up.

"Nuh uh dude we are staying here! You guys are psychos I tell you! Well actually the guy named Psycho is the sanest one and probably the tall lady! It's actually ironic for Psycho but yeah hell no!" Kaminari screamed back, as spandex hero started slapping his head.

"Hey Sociopath wanna convince them to watch the Multiverse? Gotta need the views man" He asked as Chicken just nodded.

"You will be happy to know that you're victims of a robbery" The tape spoke, as the other versions of him face slapped at Cauterized's decision.

"Sometimes I think we're the real one's and not him" Lady Booba spoke, as other hers agreed.

"So should we tape him? Or let him suffocate on it?" Diablo asks, as they just nodded.

"Weapon is any device used with the intent to inflict damage or harm to living beings or structures" Chicken reminded them as they all smiled, taping the guy into the walls.

Ah it was beautiful, the man couldn't even move and he's finally damn SILENT! WOOOOOOOHHHH

"Are we in a shared dream or are we just high? Actually are we dead? I feel like I'm in heaven somehow" Oboro asked everyone, as everyone also thought about the possibility.

But then again, how could they all die at the same time? Kinda suspicious if you ask me.

"Your group isn't dead, we are in fact real and our group or rather ourselves just want you to see the other multiverses" Sekiro intruded, as everyone just sighed and waited for them.

"Anyways Sociopath isn't a bad guy, he does steal banks but he's like the modern age Robin Hood. Stealing for the poor" Cyborg Dude added as the guys still kept a bit of their distance.

"Nuh uh Pendejo, La Llõrona is better than that Loco Chicken!" Sero suddenly spoke in spanish, everyone agreeing with him not even realizing his sudden change of accent.

Although of course, one of the Bakusquad members would notice this.

"Wait Sero you're Mexican?" Mina asked in surprise, as Sero covered his mouth.

"U-Uh no! Of course I'm not!" He lied? While everyone kinda believed him.

"Anyways we still have to have an assessment over the situation since we still don't know who or what you people are" Ryukyu spoke up, as everyone in their group nodded.

"Maintain an air of calm control" the tape spoke, as the different versions nodded.

"Yeah Socio is right, calm down we can be trusted although the taped idiot is a a different story" Booba Lady spoke, as they looked at her.

"Anyways I'll lead you while we make the idiot out of commission. And you should be excited cause we're seeing very different versions of you" She adds, everyone just gulping and nodding not wanting to die getting choked by her wonkers- I mean hands.

"The anticipation is half the fun" Tape adds, as the other hims actually chuckle.

"Alright I am at fault but you gotta listen!" He ripped the tape, as everyone just nodded and ignored the guy as they all followed booba woman to the seats again.

As everyone started seating the woman went in front and started to look at them with serious eyes.

"Please pay attention" Tapes stated, as the woman looked at them all.

"Okay as I was saying we are here to look at your multiverses, And for that I should introduce myself. I am Equilibrium, as the name suggests I try to keep balance on the others as the only woman in it, well actually there are other women but they're in other universes so I was left here with this taped dumbass" She explained, as everyone was amazed at her dedication.

"So basically you're their mom?" Rumi asked, while the woman just nods.

"If you call watching and stopping some idiots that could destroy dimensions being a mom as my work then yes that's what I basically am" she replied, as they all wowed at her.

"Let's bring our shotguns, Let's have some fun" Tapes adds, as Toga realized that was Psycho talk.

"Woah Tapes knows Psycho talk too?!" Toga exclaimed as Equilibrium nods with a smile.

"He's the only Guy who knows it other than Me and Psycho, and the big guy likes it" She explained as Psycho nodded in agreement.

"Please don't do that again" Tapes adds, as he kinda looked embarrassed? Weird.

"Oh right, you can do what Mr. Nezu did, don't worry there's no limit to what you can think of as long as it's edible and you finish it" Ms. Equilibrium would tell them once more, as everyone nodded and thanked her for the hospitality.

Everyone then thinks of something and they saw a buffet table at the side of the theater complete with complementary drink fountain that has any drink imaginable, and yes anything.

"Well, that's gonna come out my paycheck- Well okay! I almost forgot we have more of you joining our merry band!" Cauterized screamed from his tape area as he started thinking and here we hear a scream, a lot of screams.

Those people were 1-B falling at the group.

Kendo was in the hands of Tetsutetsu in bridal style to which the red-headed teen blushed upon.

Kendo was in a Mary Poppins outfit and Tetsu was Atom from Real Steel (Cause Ya Know it's his hero name? Get it it's a pun? No? Well okay).

Setsuna fell over Sero and now the Soy-haired boy is choking on some quality bonkers to which the lizard quirked teen moaned in delight.

Everyone was in a dog pile again as Equilibrium looks at the idiotic Cauterized.

Seriously wtf dude ahahahah.

Anyways as they beat the shit out of him again, the tall Booba Woman looked at the others.

But before she knew it Idiot of the Year was about to strike.

The thing just snapped his fingers and now every one of them was in suits and gowns except for Aizawa and Emi who were standing facing each other and they realized what was happening.

Everyone even the other versions of the Cauterized guy were in suits and dresses, and yes it was for a wedding.

"Okie Dokie Artichokie! We are gathered here today for the everlasting union of- Wait what do you mean we aren't legally allowed to be priests?! WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I DON'T HAVE A DAMN LICENSE?! I HAD ONE A WHILE AGO! Wait are you sure? Well fine! But I'll definitely continue this later on!" The being spoke to itself in a full-on priest outfit till he threw it and it comically explodes, or it had a bomb vest in it who knows!

The other hims were about to attack him again but he got them first.

It then snapped everything back so now they were at their costumes. In the modern, bean bagged filled cinema with tiny coffee tables and with a huge table filled with a gourmet's paradise.

Even the other hims were there and he gleefully screamed.

"As I was saying we've GOT SOME UNIVERSES TOOOOOOO WAAATTTCCCHHH!!!!!" The figure screamed before switching the huge screen on.

Fucking finally!

"More than 500 years ago the world was at it's Extinction. An Ancient evil of tremendous power threatened our existence and the very earth itself, if not for him" The screen starts as a scenery of a town being burned to the ground was shown, with a gargantuan being with black skin like that of a Nomu and it's mouth shooting out a concentration of beams that burned everything in its path.

"Well that looks dangerous" Kaminari pointed to the obvious, whilst the others agreed.

"Yeah, no kidding Pikachu it's like Mom when she's moody as hell!" Bakugou remarked getting another slap from Mitsuki.

"It's good you're calling me Mom brat but stop pricking cussing!" Mitsuki screamed back, as the blonde nodded in fear.

"To be honest even at my hayday I could've been killed fighting this" Toshinori added while the others realized the power it was emitting.

The scene shook as it shows the blinding light that melted an entire mountain into molten magma.

"That dude just tore the mountain a new asshole" Cauterized or as I call him Burning Ass jokes getting a few laughs.

Even the other hims/us laughed at it.

"I AM NOT A BURNING ASS YOU SONOFABITCH!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, as everyone remembered they were dealing with an idiot again.

Actually 1-B is still clueless as fuck but they eventually knew their situation.

The hulking mass was about to attack a nearby village when something huge hit it's chest.

"Holy Lord of Light what in the hell is that!?" Kaminari screamed in surprise as the huge light-like projectile atomized and left a huge gash on the monster.

"You didn't have to do this..." A voice of a man spoke, full of dread and grief on his tone.

"That voice sounds familiar...." Jirou mumbled, as everyone remembered something from the tone.

"Don't tell me it's-" Kirishima was about to speak, when the screen suddenly whitens till the figure of a royally clothed teen flashed.

"I'm sorry brother..." The person spoke as the screen showed the face of our lightning-bearing idiot.

"KAMINARI?!?!/ DENKI?!?!/PIKACHU?!?!/WHEEEYY?!?!?" They all exclaimed in surprise, looking at the Serious looking alternate self of the Class Clown.

"GRAHHHHHH!!!!" The huge creature screeched inhumanely, as that very thing ripped the trees from the very ground.

They saw how the on-screen blonde struggled from the wind force but he still managed to resist it.

"Not gonna lie Denki you are very hot here, like real classy hot" Jirou remarks, looking at the blonde who was giving her the smug look.

"Hehe~ I've always been quite the conductor my Rock Queen" he replied making a nice quip since you know, he's a literal lightning rod!

But hey as they laughed at the pun the screen starts to fade into a dark shade, until we see some type of house that some could say is quite the engineering marvel as it has the most abstract design of anything they have seen.

"That's the weirdest and possibly the most unsymmetrical yet most stable thing I have ever seen" The voice of Nighteye spoke, everyone jumping at the sudden scare.

"Holy Hand Grenade that scared the ever living hell of my remaining kidney" the being spoke, surprised he actually brought the Constantine costume (You know DC? Them yes it's Demon fondling dude with Magic).

Everyone was also Surprised to see him with Bubble Girl and Centipeder.

Bubble Girl in what seems to be wearing a Princess Leia costume, With Centipeder cosplaying Slenderman cause both got them suits.

"God it's like using an M32 Grenade Launcher to fire a warning shot" I added while everyone looks at me concerned.

"Was that a joke?" Mic asked me, while I just laughed it out.

"Oh hell no! I even named the day Cinco De Mayo because a sea of tomatoes just went *Plusphef*" he replied, trying to imitate the sploshing pieces of humane parts.

The other versions of him just slapped themselves again remembering that stupid day.

Everyone started backing away from him as he looked at them and innocently asked on why they were scared.

"Hey why are you guys distancing yourselves?! Do I have herpes or something?" He asked, as he did a few expressive hand signals.

"Oh it's nothing... Continue on" Toshi answered for them all as he kinda trembled.

So from where they left of here we are at the Black Bulls base and everything was chaotic as usual.

We see Aizawa with short ruffly Deku like hair, White stained tank top, extremely buff, and finally a katana in his hilt with a cool-looking book.

"Oh wow Shota you are real thicc here" Emi remarked, while Aizawa agreed.

"I look like Enji and Toshi and I am very disappointed" He jokes, with both the men setting off like.

"Hey we take offense to that!" They defended, with him just shrugging.

"Aizawa looks like he took a nice 4 hour nap here that's why he's buff" Oboro joked, everyone snickering and giggling here and there.

"Oi, Everyone we've got a new mission today. Deku, Ochako, You're coming with me" The buff Aizawa instructed them, puffing a little smoke.

"Wow I'm surprised to see this Aizawa huffs" Mic exclaimed, while Aizawa was snickering.

"You don't know anything about me" He replied, while the others looked at him surprised.

"So you did smoke before or are you still doing it?" Emi asked, while Aizawa shrugged.

"I did it once but never did it again" He replied, while everyone said Ohhh.

"Something really stressful must've happened in order for you to smoke like that" Emi would ponder, Aizawa just shrugging at that old memory of his.

"YOSH! LET'S GO OCHAKO!" The very enthusiastic Izuku spoke, while the other Ochako nods.

The on-screen Izuku was literally the same. Very buff, enthusiastic about a new mission, and there was a bird on top of him?

While the on-screen Ochako was kinda different. Actually she was a whole lot different.

Twin tails, expensive looking clothing, huffed face, and the typical tsundere qualities like being bossy but blushing at the same time.

"L-Lets do this then Baka" she replies in her tsundere voice.

"Wow so she's a tsundere here, cool" Mina exclaimed, while everyone also seemed excited.

And so the three went off with the other members finally showing their faces.

"Hey look guys it's me!" Kirishima points out as they see Kiri with cool laid back hair, some glasses and a great looking scar.

"Hey guys any idea what mission they could've gone into?" The delinquent looking on-screen Kiri asked, while everyone also wondered what mission they had.

"No Clue but who wants to spar me?!" A very enthusiastic alternate version of Kuroiro/The Jet Black Kid spoke, as lightning jittered around him.

"Oh look it's your rival Tokoyami!" Ojiro points out as Tokoyami nods in agreement.

"Glad to be called your rival Tsukoyomi, wanna spar after this?" The black clad teen asked as Tokoyami agrees with the idea.

"Hey hey don't fight in the base again! Come on let's just drink!" Was what a very drunk voice stated, as everyone knew that exact person.

"NEMURI?!/MIDNIGHT?!/MS.KAYAMA?!/ME?!" They screamed in surprise, as they see a Midnight with just undies and a bottle of wine in hand.

"Nemuri you're drunk again! You should eat, La!" The Voice of Kinoko was heard as everyone from 1-B looked at the mushroom mage.

"Ooooohhhhh it's me!" She happily spoke, pointing at the smaller version of her who was gobbling a mountain.

"Such an abyssal stomach, I'd die before even finishing a quarter of that" Juzo remarked as the on-screen Kinoko just ate 5 more of those bowls.

"Eri, my little Angel. My beautiful sister" The voice of Shinsou was heard as he looks at the picture of Eri with short hair and with him just nosebleeding.

"I'm here, neat. Anyways what's with the Nosebleed?" He asked, as Cauterized answers.

"Oh you have a sister complex/You're quite the overprotective brother here" he explains, as the purple head just nods with a weird expression in his face.

"I-I'm so S-Shy!" A meek voice from Yui was heard, as everyone saw her with very puffy pants and a cute bowl cut.

"I look different here, I also act weird" She spoke, while everyone agrees since lt was true.

"Oi, shut up. I'm trying to sleep here" The voice of our fave ninja hero Edgeshot spoke as they saw him with a cool ass mask that has thems amazing shark-like teeth.

"Dang, Edge you look nice" Kamui remarks, while Edge was actually also looking at the nice looking mask.

"I cannot lie, I want a mask like that" He spoke, while everyone knew what he meant.

I mean look at that mask! I'd kill for one holy shit.

"Hhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyy...... eeeeevvvvvveeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyoooooonnnnneeeeeeeeee" a slow and monotone like voice spoke, as some of them were weirded out by the voice.

"Was that intentional? Or was the guy or gal saying it like because that's how he or she speaks?" Juzo asked, while everyone of them wondered why that person sounded like that.

"I don't know actually! I'm quite new to this. Ask Equilibrium! She's older than all of us!" The ever idiotic Cauterized spoke, getting a huge smack from the bonky woman.

"I AM NOT OLDER THAN ANY OF YOU! I'M THE YOUNGEST YOU KNIT TWIT" she screams, getting a huge baseball bat with nails and barbed wire before slamming it at the spandex clad man.

"Never ever say that a woman is older than you just because they look mature" she spoke, dusting herself from the blow she made.

"Remind me not to anger her" Mineta mumbled to Kaminari, while his bro nodded in pervert.

So while Cauterized regenerates from the strong blunt force the big wonky woman did, she paused the screen before explaining the world a bit.

"So before I start this again this is an alternate universe. This world has magic and stuff, which pretty much explains why there was a huge monster at the opening" She briefly explains, while everyone nodded to the new information.

"Oh now I get why they have the books! Those are grimoires! They're basically spell books right?" Momo beamed, while the woman nods.

"Yes, You're correct Ms. Yaoyarouzu! The world's called Black Clover, a world that uses medieval themes and a lot references of mythical creatures. An example would be elves, magic spirits, demons, and as already stated magic and other monsters" She broadened the spectrum, while everyone was taking in the new info.

"Anyway let's continue!" She adds, as the screen continues showing a man with really long hair, like to the point that there was birds in them.

"He seems unfamiliar to me" Izuku spoke, with everyone actually nodding since he doesn't look like anyone they know.

"The funny thing about this universe theorem is that you guys must expect the unexpected! You could literally be anything or anyone! The possibilities are endless! It's basically a universe filled with universes to which these universe has even more universes!" The now regenerated Cauterized explains, while everyone was having thoughts about this.

"And if you're still wondering who that person is well it's Koda! Human-version Koda with ultra long hair!" He adds, with everyone except Nezu gave a surprised gasp into.

"Wohhhhhh! Koda looks fine goddang!" Kaminari remarks, everyone agreeing.

The silent teen just blushed at the thought of him being that cool!

"Hey Koda wanna fight me!" Kuroiro calls out, with Koda just giving another lengthy reply.

"Such a lively discussion in one room, It's like every sleep over we've ever done" Mina remarks, everyone agreeing since it was true!

Everytime they would do something, with it without supervision it just ends with either the dorm getting destroyed, atleast all of them drunk, Emi telling some horrible jokes, Oboro cleaning everything, and Aizawa sipping a cup of spiked coffee while stating "I don't get paid enough for this shit".

It's like an everyday occurance that it's already norm for them.

And as they stated that the screen changes into a different scene.

"That's the biggest castle I've ever seen" David would remark, as everyone was in awe.

The screen showed a huge castle, a busy street with so many people and stalls, and the fireworks going off in the sky.

"Dang they've got a whole party! That looks fun" Setsuna spoke, while everyone agrees once more.

Then we see buff Aizawa, tsundere Ochako, and ultra buff but short Deku walking towards the said palace.

"I just realized how short I am here, It's weird to see Ochako towering by a few centimeters" Izuku states, while everyone actually laughed at the thought of having a short Deku.

"He's not wrong though, it's really weird for me too. Although he's cuter when he's shorter" Ochako adds, while Izuku just blushed from her sudden remark as everyone started teasing them.

As they enter the castle a few faces can be seen.

We see a tall man, A bit blonde with a few white strands of hair and a red royal robe with medals.

He had a smile on his face, a little creepy but what surprised them is a sudden poof.

Smoke surrounded the man as it clears and just shows a kid with the very same clothes and quite frankly the same person.

"Dang it! I almost succeeded this time!" He complained, while buff Aizawa just laughed.

"I see that you're still trying to revert to your original age, but you look cute don't ya lil' Nezu!" The Yami/Aizawa of this universe would laugh, as everyone offscreen were shocked.

"THAT'S NEZU$9_?3(_;$($???$!?$!$?_((" they simultaneously screamed, to the point where the emphasized text had seizures/weird symbols.

"Well, I do look lovely if I do say so myself" the mouse bear something chuckles, with everyone still surprised at this.

"Argh don't be like that Shota! Anyways I called you guys here for a reason! Although it does seems you guys are early and considering how you are Shota it's like a 1 in a million thing!" The kid Nezu rebutted with the on-screen Aizawa just laughing at this.

Everyone actually laughed, The onscreen Nezu was speaking the word of truth.

Shota would either come later by 5 minutes to observe the students if anything changed with their rowdy behavior and others he'll just sleep the class out.

"That is true. And I'm already sure you called everyone including the tall prick right?" He replied, before asking if his hunch was correct.

"Who may I presume is this tall prick?" Mic asked, as he was in for a total surprise.

"That's a secret! Now hush and watch, I'm tryin' to enjoy this!" An eager Cauterized spoke, while the blonde just zipped his mouth knowing the nonsense the weird thing could spew.

"Don't call him that! Aren't you like best friends? Or am I misinformed?" He asked, while the buff Aizawa just looked at him weirdly.

"With that slice addicted psychopath?! Hell no! Plus the guy is a creep" he replied, with Lil Nezu just laughing (This should be a Rappers name).

A few minutes later a huge bang goes off and the door shows everyone you would need to meet.

You see Miriko with an animalistic toothed smile as she emits this fiery aura around her. (She Mereoleona)

Behind her was a thinner Inasa, same fiery spirit and the same clothes and hair as Miriko. (He Leopold)

Beside Miriko was a taller man with the same hair, he looked familiar somehow but nobody seems to see who it was.

"Who is that?" Bakugou asked, as our favorite Red Head screamed like an Idiot.

"That's Mirio right?! He looks so Manly!" Kirishima asked the entities as they all nodded.

Everyone was surprised including Mirio, he looked so mature and more refined.

Plus he doesn't look like Tin Tin no more and he looks like he is about to kick them ass booty.

"Wow that's surprising... How did you know it was me Kirishima?" Mirio asked the Hardening quirk user who just blushed in embarrassment as he explains.

"Well since the guy does have your fiery spirit and yellow hair adding the blue eyes it was safe to assume it was you! I'm surprised I was right too!" He explains, with Mirio actually smiling at him as he chuckles.

The screen then moves to show 2 women in blue uniforms.

One was a blonde with green eyes, her hair having a few specks of green as a small part was braided into a nice little design as the rest of it was tied into a neat bun that was hiding in her spanish like helmet that was littered with a thorny vine design which is that of a briar or a rose bush and of course the dorsal fin-like design splitting the helmet from left to right (I say Spanish because it's exactly the same design as what Ferdinand Magellan wore. Actually a lot of the soldiers did, well most of them I presume Idk me crazy).

Another was a tall black haired woman just wearing a crop top and the same puffy pants as Yui does except it has some side cuts along her waist.

"Who is that?! I need to know her! She's got fashion!" An enthusiastic Mina asked, as Diablo just laughed with her asking why he laughed.

He didn't wanna spoil the surprise but yeah.

"Hey Nee-san! What are those rowdy Black Bulls doing here?! Especially that Shota Sukehiro guy!?" The woman spoke, with the shorter but still quite the tall woman.

"Hush now Mina, I know how incompetent men are but this is a meeting with the Wizard King so hush. And I told you to call me Captain Emi Roselei or just Captain" the stern voice of what seems to be another version of our jokester spoke.

It surprised everyone once more. Mina was literally almost as tall as Aizawa here (Sol is 5'10 and Aizawa is around 5'11 to 5'10 depending on his posture and he can actually be also 6 flat soooooo). And what surprised them was the serious face of our ever so loving Ms. Joke.

"Okay that's weird, I don't even know what's worse. Bad mouthing Shota and you guys/dudes or me just acting like a deflated balloon" she remarks, not even making a joke but it made people laugh.

"Ironic as it seems, you are in for quite the surprise Miss Joke" Equilibrium replies, with Emi nodding in anticipation.

"Good Grief I look like a freaking Giraffe there, and I'm as tall as Mr. Aizawa if I'm correct! Actually I could be taller! That's crazy!" Mina screamed out, still not believing the tall counterpart of hers.

The screen shows more people this time in different colors of robes.

One is silver haired just like Ochako so we could at least assume that they're related, also the guy has a weird center braid, like a braid of hair in the center of his face. Seems unnecessary and uncomfortable.

Another one was a short woman with literal dreamy eyes consisting of the hues blue, purple and magenta. Actually those 3 split into different shades which makes her eyes look like that of a nebula.

She's also wearing a purple robe with a complementary purple witch hat that was outstandingly large.

Another guy had a half blue and half red mask with the figures of two familiar figures behind the said man.

Another one was wearing a purple robe and with such a beautiful mustache accompanying the already classy looking look.

And another one was ultra familiar to our favorite caterpillar teacher, like real familiar.

Guy was tall and had a familiar blonde and brown mop of hair, green robe and a creepy grin accompanying his scarred face.

And finally was an unfamiliar one that has a dull azure tone to his overly exploded/messy hair.

All seemed familiar to the watching class and adults but they couldn't tell yet especially since they were merely silhouettes of the persons.

"They all look a lot more familiar to us but the problem is that I can't recognize which of them would be us...." An overly occupied Izuku thought, mumbling once more but the others didn't mind since it was normal Izuku.

"That guy with the green robe is giving me psychopath vibes, and he looks too familiar that I'm creeped out" Aizawa would blurt out, shivering as the man on the screen was just grinning.

"I'm gonna agree with Shota here, that guy is definitely creepier than most murderers I saw" Oboro follows, the man also shivering with the blonde on the screen.

"Oh? Then you'd be surprised that it's actually Mr. Mic no?" The voice of Equilibrium butted in, everyone suddenly shouting in surprise.

"THAT'S MIC?!? HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT'S WHY I WAS SO CREEPED OUT!" Aizawa screamed out, intentionally pissing his best friend who was clearly offended.

"Rude! Plus I look kinda cool! Creepy but kinda cool" Mic replied to his joke, but nope the on-screen him is creepy af.

"Shota Sukehiro! I'm surprised that you're first here you cigarette smelling bastard! Why don't I slice you up as a reward?!" Jack the Ripper, or rather  Hizashi the Ripper screamed to our other universe Aizawa, the said man just taking another smoke and shrugging it off.

"Ha! You can't even scratch me you tall punk! What makes you believe that you can slice me up?!" He would rebutt, the two emitting this aura of darkness around as the two started doing a staring contest.

"God I wish my relationship with Mic was like this" Aizawa would joke, Emi almost spitting her drink and Midnight just cackling like a witch.

"Oi! You're lucky I'm nice to you! But yeah actually this would be very interesting to say the least but again RUDE!" He would reply to his joke, but Aizawa and the others could only laugh and grin.

"Shut up you two or do you want me to squeeze the living hell out of you again?!!!?!?" The voice of Miriko boomed, the two instantly stopping but still looking at each other with piercing eyes.

"Damn!!!!! Ms. Usagiyama handing their butts!" Kaminari cheers, everyone else amazed on how commanding and so intimidating the onscreen version of an already strong woman was.

"You two got handed by a kid, and funnily enough you two were acting like ones" Enji chuckles, some also doing the same.

"And even funnier is that she's actually older than both of them here" Cauterized would add, the others really surprised with another cool revelation.

"I mean with those honkers of course she's gotta be mature~ Am I right bunny wunny?~~" Hawks would tease, getting a straight KO from the said woman.

"Shut up bird brain! Flattering but nope!" She would state right after, the man definitely not hearing what she said from such an impact.

"I forgot that this beast was here, Izuku! Ochako! Get behind me! She won't see us if we don't move!" The on-screen Aizawa would speak, hiding the said teens behind him as the woman of ferocity approached the buff hobo man.

The room nearly erupted in flames, an aura that of a searing volcano surrounded by Rumi as her toothy beast-like grin sent chills to almost anyone in the room.

"Say that again you gorilla looking gambler! Or I'll burn you to nothing but a pile of useless ash!" She would demand, Aizawa already backing up as everyone else watched.

Hawks who just awoke from his KO looked over to see the fiery looking onscreen version of the bunny he had for a girlfriend and seeing that face scared him to the point where he passed out again.

"Haha that's why I'm the dominant one in the relationship!" Rumi would proudly state, everyone at least giggling at the proclamation which was definitely true by the by.

"Not exactly something I would say as an achievement but then again that's expected if you technically have a kid for a partner, I should've phrased it in another way It kinda sounded weird and wrong...." Rumi added, whispering the last part to herself but to the first part the others laughed at once more.

"Okay hold on no fighting! We've already discussed this after that incident happened! No more I don't want any of my funds for candies to be ruined by repairs that cost more than my budget!" Nezu would plead/scream at the 3 captains, to which they stopped quite the authority even for a kid.

"Haha this is quite relatable! Especially since 1-A and 1-B destroy too much equipment and facilities! But then again our funds are still quite manageable! And by that I mean unlimited!" The real Nezu would state, the said teens flustered and kinda ashamed they do that much destruction but the flex from the guy is outstanding.

"Listen to the Magic Emperor you animalistic fiends, can't believe I'd be in the same group as you unrefined beasts" The man clad of a single braid in the front would speak in a loud boom, everyone looking over at the man.

"Hmmm... Who do think that could be Tamaki?" Mirio would ask his best bud, the Uchiha looking shy boy just shrugging a bit as he hid himself in his seat.

"Now now Silva that's not very nice of you to say that to our comrades eh? But then again my sister is still as beastly as ever...." The on-screen Mirio would mutter, looking over at the older Vermilion who was already back to her toothy and creepy grin.

"Is this gonna be a horror movie or are we still watching the magic thing?" Sero asked the Bakusquad who were also shivering with some of the audience; the look of the onscreen Mirko filled to the brim with bloodlust and killing intent.

"Oh? Did you say something Mirio? Come on why not say it again to your loving sister?!" Rumi would boom at the middle Vermilion who was now regretting his decision.

"Okay I just pissed my pants! Any of you wanna change my diapers? No okay I'll guess I'll do it myself again..." Cauterized would state, everyone thinking he was joking until he went to the bathroom with an extra diaper.

"That guy is full on craziness, how are you people the same... Well, people?" Curious Mic asked the tall madame who was just a pure goddess, to which she replied.

"Well I'm confused as you guys are but I guess you could say we're the only part of him that's actually sane...." she would answer, still pretty confused on what to actually say.

"Vague, but I think I get it! But how can you deal with him? I mean it's only been like 1 hour and we can't seem to stand him already; but then again he is funny sometimes...." Mic would add, slightly curious and some of the teachers actually tuning in wanting to control the teens who were already crazier than some of the criminals they fought.

"Oh it's actually the same as you guys, just simple dedication and a ton of patience; but since the douche is immortal we go with wayyyy worst methods of hurting him! And if you're thinking of actually punishing the teens a good housework montage or harder training would suffice.... Probably?" Equilibrium would answer

"Ah I see then, so we didn't do anything wrong at teaching yet" Hizashi would sigh out in relief, especially Toshinori since he was basically the newborn baby on this teaching ordeal.

Nejire would then notice something familiar with the older Silva on the screen, he seemed too familiar to her.....

"Wait the older Silva looks kinda like Tam Tam here, the same eyes and stoic face he would have is really identical plus the mixed hair says quite a lot don'tcha think Tam Tam?" Nejire would call it out, everyone else actually noticing the resemblance and Tamaki just blushing out of embarrassment again.

"Oh? Is the ever so prestigious leader of the Red Lions scared of her sister? I thought you were better than this Mirio Vermillion" The darkish blue silver haired man would talk, his rival only smiling at his mistake.

"Oh?! You want me to beat the shit out of you too Tamaki Silva!? I'll bash both you and my stupid brother's face together!!!" The angered Rumi would notice the man's words, now wanting to deal damage to both men who were now trembling.

"So it was Tamaki! But I sympathize with the other me, no offense to Ms. Usagiyama but you're one scary older sister" Mirio would react first, everyone agreeing with his statement, Rumi just laughing at his compliment/insult.

"That's a compliment kid! I'm much more tame here though so don't worry I wouldn't do any of that to you all, well except for Keigo" Rumi would laugh it out, everyone already giggling at her remark.

"Oi! I heard that you stupid bunny! Now you own my 12 boxes of chicken wings!" Keigo would suddenly wake up, surprising the others seated near them while Rumi just snickers out joy.

"Sure you sly dumbass of a fox" Was what she would reply, Keigo just saying thank you at a continuously annoying loop.

"Uhhhh Ochaco should we go? Seems like the captains are fighting each other again" Our boy Asta/Izuku would whisper over the tsundere Ochaco, the teen only blushing from how close they are before replying with "I don't know Deku! Also don't come near me! I'm royal you know!" In her high pitched voice.

"Oh right, am I that rude with Deku or is it other me being a tsundere?" The real Ochaco would ask the tall redhead we know as Equilibrium, the woman only nodding as a response.

"IT'S BECAUSE OTHER URARAKA HERE IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH SHORTER DEKU HERE! Weird all my words were in caps for a second but oh well!" The crazy Cauterized would answer on behalf, showing more of his loose cannon/ultra crazy thing he calls a personality.

"I AM NOT CRAZY!" He would scream over, looking at the screen where the audience would read, man is clearly pissed and stupid looking.

And before he could scream he was already bound so don't worry, plus of course the fact that they had enough of him.

"OooOOo did you hear that girl! Looks like even in other Universes you still like our broccoli boy!" Mina would start teasing her friend, both Kirby and Broccoli Superboy blushing from the compliment.

"Again kids, not all universes are the same; you could be attracted to the same gender or anyone else other than the ones you have in this universe! Sometimes you even have different parents! Like that one universe where Rei was a man and had Mitsuki for his wife and they had Katsuki and Shouto as brothers, brothers that always fight but brothers still! I can go on if you like-" Cauterized would explain, somehow getting out of the binds before getting smacked back by Sekiro and Catastrophe.

"IcyHot as my brother? Like hell!" Bakugou would remark, before getting slapped by the whip sword Mitsuki had.

"Don't mind him Rei! To be honest I'd date any of the girls if I were a man myself! Right ladies?" Mitsuki would state; Inko, Rei, Nemuri, Emi and even some of the adult heroes would agree.

"I don't really think having Bakugou as my sibling would bring any benefit to my health in total, he'd drown me in the bathtub while we're having our baths as kids" Shouto would add, some laughing at his not intended joke but he was actually right Bakugou would definitely do something like this.

Anyways back to the show!

The on-screen Tamaki would notice the on-screen Ochaco and Izuku bickering like a couple, garnering the man's attention.

"Uh Oh big brother Tamaki noticed the two, what's gonna happen?" Mirio would state, everyone was excited about the man's reaction.

"Ochaco, loud brat. How are you guys today?" The man would greet the two, Ochaco reacting with a strong stream of water blasting towards the now unconscious Izuku.

"Welp, I guess he's dead now" Kaminari would remark, getting a slap from Jirou who was beside him.

"Hush Denki, or else I'm doing that too, except stronger" Jirou would kind of threaten him? It was quite effective towards Pikachu though.

That's when we see 2 people approach the 3 of em, and they were definitely familiar, too familiar.

"Oh hey Shouto look at us! We look bedazzling if I do say so myself! And I love your longer hair too!" Momo would tell the peppermint bastard, the said other me now certain that he should let his hair grow out ever since he saw the Demon Slayer universe.

"Yes, I will grow my hair out" He would reply, confusing the ever so beautiful class mom Momo, but it was pretty normal.

"Hey Ochaco! Greetings Tamaki-onii san! Why did you blast Deku over the wall?" On-screen Momo/Mimosa would greet the siblings, the older Silva also wondering why his sister would suddenly do it to the amazing Black Bull.

He actually found it quite funny that she did it out of nowhere, but it still confused him on why she would do it.

"I also want to ask why you did that, it looked unnecessary but it was quite funny" Our boy Yuno/Shouto would ask Silva, Ochaco only getting redder and redder with the continuing questions.

"Uh eh... It was because he was annoying me! And I'm supposed to be royal!" She would reason once more, but the 2 already knew the fact that she likes the short stack baddddd.

"Oh yes definitely not the fact that you like her don't you Ocha?" On-screen Momo would tease her, the poor teen blushing more and more from the statement.

"Yes, it would be a shame if he was in love with any other woman other than Ochaco Silva!" Shouto would add, the said Silva already unconscious from all the blood that rushed from her face.

The look on the older Silva was just gold, not only that but everyone in the room actually heard other than Deku who was unluckily already in the dreamscape before he could hear most of it.

While the 5 of them were conversing with each other a figure could be seen approaching them.

The screen would close up to a familiar woman, literally dreamy eyes would be accompanied by the glittering smile, to which everyone commented on.

"You know what there's only one person who radiates such, and I'm definitely sure that what we're saying right now is the other version of her" Kendo would remark, remembering the pageant she was in and how a certain fairy won.

"OooOOo actually you aren't wrong girl! That's definitely her!" Tokage would add, since she was also there in the pageant as Kendo's stylist/supporter.

All of the girls would agree with their statement knowing who it was, some of the guys still clueless but Tamaki definitely knew who it was.

"She's Nejire's other self right?..." Tamaki would speak out, finally giving his first ever statement for the day.

"Correct elf Sasuke! Most universes still have Nejire as the fay-like person who is always cheerful and just a beacon of happiness! Other universes have her personality reversed and even some have her kill a lot of people! I've seen all of them and it's quite the doozy!" Cauterized would confirm Tamaki's statement, adding information that wasn't totally necessary at all that scared some of them.

Oh right, did I mention he got thrown into a liquid nitrogen bath after that? No? Oh well back to the others!

"Ohayo Mina-san! Hallo Tamaki! How are you today? You look quite distressed! Was it because Ocha-chan likes Deku-kun? Or are you sad that your sister found love before you did?! Come on now don't be shy! You can tell me!" The ever so bubbly voice of our best girl Nejire rang through the screen, with this version of her annoying/teasing the Tamaki of that world.

"I guess I'm pretty much the same in this universe! My eyes are pretty too!" The real Nejire would comment, Tamaki silently agreeing with a "They are..." like the silent and adorable man he is.

"No, I am not jealous at all Unsworth, also please refrain from talking too much. It isn't a bother at all but you need to take a breath at least" The on-screen Tamaki would reply, even showing some concern for the tinier version of Nejire.

"And here I am thinking that you weren't a gentleman, making a move on Ms. Unsworth aren't we Tamaki?" The on-screen Mirio would approach them, and how can I say this? He has a bump I guess? Okay he has a bonk mark in his head, a comically large one and the evident punch mark over his cheek.

"And to that I say, what in the fuck happened? Weren't they just talking a minute ago?" Katsuki would state, getting a deathly stare from Mitsuki to which he would say a shaky apology to the anger-filled woman.

"Well my dear live grenade friend, he was beaten by our bunny lady herself of course! I couldn't show it because it was too violent but the result was funny!" Cauterized would reply, Mirio shaking his head in disapproval and all of them wondering how that was censored and not him getting blown into bloody bits every goddamned minute.

"Ah, why of course. Men talking about courting again, are there any other topics other than women or brute force that you idiots talk about?" We see the figure of on screen Emi approaching the group, giving quite an entrance as the others would look over at her bedazzling aura.

"I'm not gonna lie, I sound quite sexist here. Men and Women are equals after all" Emi would comment, everyone agreeing with her statement.

"Don't worry the other you just hate men that talk big but don't have anything to back it up with, and of course the courtship thingy since you were a real beauty in the kingdom over there! You'd get asked in marriage like 20 times a day and you'd just answer with a briar spike to their nutsacks" Equilibrium would reply, getting everyone a glimpse of her backstory.

And of course they ignored the nutsack part, and just in case you're wondering Eri and Kota are watching everything in awe so they don't talk too much other than them talking to each other about how cool that scene was.

Anyways back to the story!

"Wow! Sounds like me at highschool right Shouta!" Emi would tease the Van Helsing clad man, the said man only sighing as a response.

"Don't mind him, he just doesn't want to admit that I'd always be asked out on dates while he was being a little jelly bean" Emi would add to the statement, getting a good laugh from the others.

"Oh no I'm just teasing our Silver Eagles captain here, also how are you doing Noblewoman Roselei? I heard that your mission ended early for the meeting" The on screen Mirio would reply to that Emi's statement, only getting a nod from the said woman.

"I'm not lying when I say I want Emi to be like that, I need less jokes and puns in my life" Eraserhead would joke, getting a pout from the sea foam haired woman.

As he would finish the joke we see the taller and buffer Aizawa approach the group, he was curious and wanted to know what happened and because Nezu was suddenly called over by the other version of Power Loader/Marx.

"Oi, what happened here? Why is Deku on the wall and why is Ochaco unconscious? Oh, Hi there Prickly Queen" He would ask them, before looking over to see the prickly queen herself.

And this is where the surprise starts!

"A-ah yes- mhmm, greetings S-Sukehiro. Is there a-anything y-you ne-need?" The clearly embarrassed face of the on screen Emi was shown, stuttering to form an actual conversation with the buff version of our favorite caterpillar dad.

Everyone was surprised to say the least, but then again their Ms. Joke is a huge Shouta Aizawa simp.

"You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore. I'm pretty sure even in universes that I'm attracted to any one else I have Emi here getting googly eyes over me" Aizawa would state, getting in a few laughs and a blushing mess from Emi.

"Oh? Are you sick Prickly Queen? Your face is flushed and quite red, do you have constipation or something? You know I know quite a few tricks to counter that" The man would whisper to her, the almost close contact conversation just made her blush a butt ton more.

On-screen Emi was pretty nervous now, but she tried to keep her cool.

"I-I'm fine S-Sukehiro, now get out of my face or I'll tangle you up in the prickliest briars you could ever think of!" The woman would threaten the buff man, to which he would only laugh as a reply.

"Ahaha! That's the Prickly Queen I know! Don't worry, if you ever grow old alone I'll be sure to be there with ya!" Buff Aizawa would unintentionally propose to the now malfunctioning woman, everyone who heard it off-screen and on-screen screaming at the sweet moment.

"Would you look at that! Shouta proposing before even I could! That's pretty much a one in a quantillion thing! Even if it was unintentional! You know that you could've done that years beforehand right?! We could've already had a younger sibling for Shinsou and Eri! Maybe even siblings!-" Emi would start to talk, before eventually realizing where the thing was leading.

Both Aizawa and Emi were definitely blushing, while Eri and Shinsou just giggled at their parents.

Everyone else was starting to tease the lovely couple, even the other versions of me!

"Ohoho speaking of banging! I've got a joke just for that! Okay! Do you guys like to draw?" The being asked, looking over at the audience.

"Yes most of us draw when we're bored" Momo answered, everyone agreed with her.

"Well it's because I like to put the d in raw! AHAHAHAH" He laughed at his own joke, some laughing some clearly weirded out.

"Ohoho that's actually Nice!" Nemuri commends, with Hizashi trying to not be embarrassed.

"That's very inappropriate! But yes Ms. Midnight is correct quite the joke Mr. Cauterized!" Iida remarks, clearly getting better with jokes and other humorous things because having Ms. Joke as a mom is the greatest.

"Ah shucks it was an inappropriate joke but don't worry! I have an automatic bleep device when I swear or if I say something really weird or something explicit for a kid to hear so yeah I can swear with no worries!" He explains, while everyone was surprised that something of such a degree could work.

"Wait but why can we hear you swear? That's quite peculiar" Izuku asked the man who forgot to explain another part.

"Ohhhh that part! Right! When you guys are above 16 or something it weirdly makes you hear the swearing and well for the kids here they just hear shit as a sheet of paper so they'd be ultra confused" he/the thing added, with everyone actually surprised something of such would work.

"Is it some sort of device?! Can you give me the blueprints?!" Mei asked for a little too much caffeine in her bloodstream but yeah I gave her the blueprints.

"Here! I even added extra ones for weapons that could possibly destroy the world!" The being happily replied, Mei just drooling from the sight of such beautiful babies.

Everyone now had fear in their eyes as Mei and the thing rejoiced like children.

"So anyway I'm just gonna take a piss so Big Tiddied woman! You go and do this!" The thing exclaimed as the other him/Equilibrium went to the stage and explained the universe once more.

"So as you already saw this version of Ms. Joke is also attracted to Mr. Aizawa, the reason for this is because she was cursed to die at a pretty early age, and the thing is the only thing that could break the curse was true love but the problem is she despised men. And we'll after the curse started Mr. Aizawa who was pretty new at the kingdom that time and saw that the Castle Roselei was filled with extending briars and rose thorns. And so, long story short Mr. Aizawa saved her and well that's how she found her true love" Equilibrium would lengthily explain, everyone giving out Ohhhs and Ahhhhs.

"Well I guess that explains my embarrassment over Shouta, I kinda like it!" Emi would commend, Aizawa only nodding with her statement.

They were about to continue when a loud scream was heard in the bathrooms.

"HELP THERE'S A GODDAMN CROCODILE IN THE TOILET!" Was what all Cauterized screamed, before we heard a loud shriek of pain and a strong snap.

And that's it for Part 1 outta 100,792,820!

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A/N- Nah I'm joking this probably gon be long af but I'll continue on a later chapter!

Also here are the characters I introduced!

This be Ms. Equilibrium, but she's wearing a more modern dress and she has a huge hammer-



This be Catastrophe, Cyborg Demon dude who has a golden heart except for Cauterized -



This be Sekiro, the man clad in red samurai armor-



And this be Sociopath-



I couldn't find a nice pic for Fiddle Wits so I'm just saying that he's pretty much a leprechaun with a blunderbuss.

Also I'mma continue the Gigantomachia fight again and then return to this sooooo BYEEEEE