I don't know why but, I feel really weird. Like I wanna back out of this dare. Like I don't wanna hurt Rainbow. But why? Grr stupid emotions!

Come on Soarin! You got this! She's just a mare. And anyway its not like I like her, so I must be feeling this weird thing for a specific and good reason. Maybe pity?

I sighed. "Hey Soarin" A raspy voice greeted. I blushed when I saw Rainbow standing there in front of me. "Mind if I join you?" She asked while pointing at my table. "Well uh sure" I said smilling. She sat down and began to eat her pie slowly.

I looked at her pie. Pies are my favorite! Maybe she won't mind sharing some for me? Cause I already ate mine, and I should have chewed it slower.

"Stop staring you idiot! Its rude" She snapped at me. I blushed in embarrassment and coughed. "Uh Rainbow pies are my favorites, and I was wondering if you'd...." I began.

"Share some with you? Sorry pal but I don't do sharing" She said smirking and continued to eat her pie, making Mmmm noises which made me drool.

"Please?"

"Nope"

"Pretty please?"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Prettt pretty pretty pretty pretty pleeeeeeeease?!" I begged. She rolled her eyes and pretended to think for a moment.

"Sorry but no can do!" And she laughed at my face and sniffed her pie.

"Oh come on!" I whinned amd then accidentaly knocked my salad at her.

"Why you little!" She cried out. She looked so funny I laughed. But then instantly regretted it when she growled at me, and then, she took her chocolate milk and poured the whole bucking glass on my head.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"You'll regret that!"

"Oh yea?! What are you gonna do?" She asked smirking.

"This!" I yelled in anger, took my spaghetti with hayballs and squashed it on her face. "BASTARD!" She screamed and then pounced on me and threw her cake at me, but she missed and it hit Fire streak. He looked horrified, and then angry.

Me and Dash looked at each other and then, bursted out laughing.

Fire gritted his teeth and then, took a bowl of soup from somepony and throwed it at us. "GET DOWN!" We both yelled and then ducked. We heard a scream, and looked behind us. It hit Spitfire instead!

Growling she grabbed a chocolate cake and tried to hit Fire but she missed as well and it hit a mare called Lyra heartstrings.

"FOOD FIGHT!" She yelled and then throwed her hayburger at somepony but missed.

"This isn't food fight! This is food war!" Me and Dash yelled.

****

About five minutes later the mess hall became like a war zone! A war zone of foods!

And I can't believe it but me and Dash are sidding with each other!

I can easily win her now! And then break her heart.

Rainbow's POV

I threw a pie at this white pegasus mare called Surprise and she got hit in the face!

Ahahahaha! What a loser.

Then I saw Soarin slip on a banana peal and he was about to hit his head when I suddenly grabbed his hoof and pulled him.

And now our faces are inches apart from each other. "Soarin" I whispered. "yea?"

"Duck and take a step back" I said to him and let go. He did what I said and ducked just as a cake came flying by and took a side step when somepony came slid pass me screaming.

I grabbed a hayburger and then, Saw Lightning Dust. I grinned as an idea hits me. "Hey Lightning dust!" I called and she faced me and I threw the hayburget at her.

And it hit her head. "BITCH" She gritted het teeth and charged forward but I felt somepony pull me aside and she hit a table. Owwe that had to hurt.

"You're welcome and thank you" Soarin said smirking.

"Hungry?" He asked and then shoved an Apple cake on my mouth. "Traitor!" I said laughing and began chasing him around the place.

I saw Spitfire throw a soup of grass at the guy I think his name is Wave chill. Then there is Lyra who shoved a whole bag of marshmallows on Trixie's mouth.

"Gotcha!" I said as I cornered Soarin to the wall. "Ya sure?" He asked with a sly smirk before spreading his wings.

He flew up to the cealing and I followed. We flew at the same speed throwing stuffs at each other. Then, I grabbed his tail and pulled him close, we both crashed to the ground and groaned.

"Owwwww" we both said and rubbed our heads.

And then.....our eyes met. Hang on a moment, what's with the butterflies in my stomach?! And....is his face red

now? And why would his face be red? And also, how come my cheeks are....heating up. I haven't felt this since....oh no. DASH SNAP OUT OF IT!

Rainbow keep your cool! Don't you dare feel sappy about a colt again! And we've only known each other for two days!

Suddenly the doors swung open and everypony froze. We snapped out of trance much to my relief and scrambled to get up. My color drained. Because there standing besied headmaster Silverdoe were two colts I still recognize even after all these years.

"Everypony, What is the meaning of this mess?" Silverdoe asked calmly. Everypony's eyes are on our's. And then, slowly they started to point their hooves at us. Silverdoe frowned but sighed. "Well it happens, Soarin, Rainbowdash, Detention for three hours" He said.

And then gestured for the two colts. "These two are the two new students who are found at the back of the school vandalyzing, their names are-" Silverdoe introduced but I didn't need to know.

Because their names were the names I never managed to forget.

"Hoops and Dumbbelle" the two colts said in unison and then....they stared at me. I glared at them and they glared back.

Well fuck my life.