MarioTube (Ft. Y/N)
[Third POV]
Ah, princess peaches castle, the housing area of many of the SMG4 gang, inside it's walls was none other than the meme maker himself, SMG4, scouring the internet for whatever he could find, when suddenly the door slammed open, revealing Y/N, shooting into his room
Y/N:
SMG4: HOLY SHIT MAN, Y/N, you alright
Y/N: *groaning and getting up* yeah, I'm good, I'm good
SMG4: how are you even like this barely anything's happened, heck most of the gang haven't been in here since yesterday
Y/N: well, do you remember yesterday
SMG4: hmm
[Flashback] [SMG4 POV]
It was a normal day, well as normal as you can get while hanging out with a fatass Italian plumber, his cowardly brother, and an assortment of other crazy creatures, the doors open and you came in unexpectedly
Y/N: um, hello
Boopkins: oh hi again new friend
Bob, Professional trashbag
Bob: what the hell is this teenage hobo doing in our house
SMG4: oh hey I remember you, your that guy that was run over by karts that one time
Y/N: yeah, *mutters* no thanks to you, glad to see that I was remembered
SMG4: but how did you find this place
https://youtu.be/L57fyluyWag
SMG4: well that checks out, but why did you come here
Bob: are you a secret stalker, oh my god are you a fan of my work
Y/N: well no I-
and before that could go any further the door slammed open so hard it flew off the hinges and hit you right in the faces, right there I see Mario looking hyped up for some reason
https://youtu.be/ZWbZCEVVybg
He walked in a really thrilled mood, which was worrisome for... reasons, he was acting he was this total star and I really didn't understand why
Mario: Out of the way bishes, rich, famous man coming through
I still didn't understand what was going on, Mario's done many that could easily make the headlines, for better or for worse, but a celebrity, that's a stretch
SMG4: Uhh... what are you talking about?
Mario: look at this new viral video that I uploaded to the channel I forgot I had
https://youtu.be/kljviFtwDDQ
Mario: Just look at those stat's, Imma rising star, and don't forget the success of the Mario channel
SMG4: hey, I let you upload that to my channel
Y/N: Ah, that brings me back
SMG4: wait a minute, you have a youtube channel
he then began sweating nervously, almost as if he were looking for some sort of excuse to not talk about it
Y/N: oh- um- well, I did, but I really only uploaded for the sake of making my own stuff rather than for the fans, I only get a few views every now and then and got zero subscribers, It's not that much anyway
Mario:
https://youtu.be/5RROqrimyvg
Mario: OOOO MAAAA GOOOD, I don't believe it, you got 1k more subscribers than me, you must be a superstar
Y/N: *Whispers* how the heck does he have-
SMG4: *Whispers* look man, the less you question about him, the better your sanity will be
He then grabbed Y/N and began to walk out
Mario: Now, If you'll excuse me, Mario's gonna make his next big hit, and you're coming with me
Y/N: HEY, let me go, why are you even doing this
Mario: because collabs always net more views, and doing it with a star like you will make it even better
Y/N: No, Leave me along, SMG4, HELP ME
I slowly walked backwards since as much as I didn't want another person to be subject to his antics, It would only get me roped into something worse I whisper sorry to him, but he didn't seem to hear as he was in a panic trying to escape what Mario was about to do
Y/N:
https://youtu.be/SPOAdVoft70
[End Of Flashback] [Third POV]
Y/N: after that, I was pretty much dragged around by everyone to do videos with them, and well, You can guess how well that went
SMG4:
https://youtu.be/X_uG2r1K10s
The two of them sat around for a while until SMG4 began to get some skype emails from all of his friends, telling him to essentially watch their videos or he's a bitch
SMG4 & Y/N: *Whispers* OMFG
SMG4: welp, it's not like we got anything better to do
Y/N: yeah this should fill a good 9-10 minutes of my time
SMG4: so, any recommendations
Y/N: start with Luigi, probably the least likely out of any of them to give brain damage
[Weegiepie Luigi Plays: MINECRAFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT]
Luigi is shown onscreen with Y/N next to him, he slaps the screen in a way similar to another green fellow
Luigi: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADIES MY NAME IS Weegiepie
Luigi: okay welcome guys to Luigi's playthrough of Minecraft, I'm here today with another youtuber and my friend Y/N, say hi Y/N
Y/N: sup
Luigi: okie dokie so this is my very first time so uh, I hope you like it a lot, okay so today in Minecraft we are going to build a brotherl
Y/N: ...wait wot
The video then cuts to the two of them chasing after a chicken
Luigi: Oh look a chicken, lets go chase the chicken
Y/N: hey chicken
Luigi and Y/N: Fack you
The view switches back to SMG4 and Y/N who begin to get a bit tired as the video pretty much did nothing else other than that as Luigi chased after another chicken
SMG4: hey man, did you do anything else other than this
Y/N: *sigh* not really
They continue to talk about as Luigi begins to do... questionable things to a cow with a feather as comedy
Luigi: Well I hope you guys enjoyed that playthrough of Weegiepie and-
just then Mario busts into the door interrupting the two
Mario: hey Luigi, what are you doing forcing Y/N to play that boring crap, he only funny thing here is the torture you're putting him through, eh your boring, your boring everybody
Mario then charges at Luigi with the screen going to static, only to return with another game loaded up
Luigi: oh well, okay so Mario recommended this game and um, it has a dancing penguin on it so it can't be that bad right
The screen cuts to the two of them playing the game, looking around a backyard in the dark of night with a flashlight, only to find a weird dude with some sort of fish jaw
Luigi: Okay, well it looks friendly enough, okay I'm gonna go check him out, oh hello there-
Fish Jaw:
https://youtu.be/4Fny3-JMKlA
Luigi Screams in fear, causing him to spontaneously combust and launch backwards, and hit Y/N in the process, the scene changes with Luigi back to normal as Y/N continues to apply bandages to his body
Luigi: OK that's it for Weegiepie, I only shat myself once, make sure you PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN DA FACE, and Check out Y/N's channel as well, and I'll see you all, IN THE NEXT VIDEO
The video ends and SMG4 just looks at the video in disappointment
SMG4: too bad that didn't kill me
Y/N: It almost did for me, trust me, dying sucks
SMG4: still would be an improvement over watching these videos
Y/N: then why watch them to begin with
SMG4: because I made poor life decisions
[Super BOB Glitchy 4: THE BOB MOVIE]
https://youtu.be/ixPmVDurJUg
[0:04 - End, also your just standing around in every shot, holding a sign in boredom]
SMG4: ...De hell was that even
Y/N: honestly, I don't know myself
SMG4: What were you even doing
Y/N: he just wanted me as a background character, saying stuff about not being sexy enough to portray the important characters, or some stuff like that
SMG4: so you were just forced to be in that torture, and didn't even get mentioned
Y/N: *sigh* the less I get associated with him the better
The 2 of you look in agreement, slamming your head on the desk at the horrible stuff you witnessed
[WARIO Invasion: WARIO PRANKS OMG! (GONE WRONG/SEXUAL) 100% NOT CLICKBAIT]
The video starts in a very expensive mansion, with the yellow man himself in the camera
Wario: Haha welcome to Wario Invasion where we do pranks wahahahaha, oh yeah by the way check out my house ooh yeah I'm so rich *laughs*
As he laughs though, the real owner of the house, big smoke, enters
Big Smoke:
https://youtu.be/d7loUFXH9qw
Wario panics and escapes, the camera cuts to him at a dumpster site
Wario: okay so this is my actual house, but it doesn't matter cause we're gonna do pranks, but we're not gonna prank anyone, we're gonna prank this famous ass Youtuber *picture of your face appears on screen* wahahahaha, I'm gonna get so many views, now lets get pranking, but before we do, I wanna ask you audience for...
Wario: for 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE HIT IT ON THIS VIDEO!? 50 MILLION LIKES! CAN WE FUCKING DO IT!? WHAT IS GOOD!? 50 MILLION! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE, I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN IT! AHHHHH! Destroy that like button! Like I destroyed your mama's pingas!
Wario pants in tiredness as he prepares to do what we've all been waiting for
Wario: okay, but now it's time for the real content of the video... But first, this video is sponsored by Wario's Microgame Emporium, selling all these crappy games for a high price...
Wario continued to shill forever as SMG4 and Y/N just watched in disdain
SMG4: What the hell
Y/N: you think that bad, try being the guy editing these ads
wanting no more of it, the two of them fast-forwarded the video past 10 hours to get to the video
Wario: ...And much much more, come on down to Wario's emporium
Wario: ...Uh what was I doing again, oh yeah time to prank
The video then cut's to Y/N minding his own business as Wario comes flying in his car, crashing into him and leaving him with several injuries
Y/N:
https://youtu.be/x44xljJDyGs
Wario: and that ends this episode of Wario invasion... BUY MY STUFF
The video ends and the two of them are tired, just, tired
SMG4: I want to die
Y/N: again, I nearly did, it sucked
SMG4: how did you even get roped into that one
Y/N: forced against my will, but the jokes on him, while he was sneaking into the Big Smokes house, I robbed him, a good prank deserves another
SMG4: oh man, how much did you snag
Y/N: eh, 50 dollars, probably us some McDonalds after this
SMG4:
https://youtu.be/7suLctO6r4o
[Fishy Boopkin's Toy Time :D: Frozen Elsa Spiderman DisneyCarToys Chanel Parody Cookie Monster Barbie & Ariel]
[A/N: No I'm not making this up, this is the actual titles they gave to their videos]
Boopkins: ah alright we got the little toy over here and we got the princess, so um the princess goes "oh how are you" and "I'm okay" and okay, kiss *makes the toys kiss* oo hoo
Y/N: OH HEY LOOK I'M DOCTOR EGGMAN, uhh, GIVE ME YOUR EGGS
Boopkins: oh no
Y/N: I'm going to make sure that you watch my vine compilation and I'm gonna make you perish you little rodent
Boopkins: oh no, um so the spider goes "Um, I'm just going to hang out in the corner here and watch just don't shoot me"
as they play a bag of snacks falls out of Y/Ns pocket and into view of the camera, Boopkins hand appears and takes them
Y/N: MY FUNION RINGS, I'm taking them back
Boopkins: gimme those Funions om nom nom nom nom
Y/N: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU... AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN
the two pause for a minute and begin to laugh uncontrollably as Y/N begins to cough and choke incoherently, the camera then pans out and the two of them watch in confusion
Boopkins: umm, can I have likes now?
The video ends, SMG4 is laying unconscious with the rest of the room on fire as Y/N desperately tries to put it out
Y/N: come on, it's not that bad
SMG4: the cringe, *groans* the ignorant child video cringe, how are you so fine with it
Y/N: well it was the only one that avoided bodily harm so that's a plus, but mainly, hanging out with him is like having a little bro, but I guess that's really enjoyed because I was an only child
SMG4: say what you want, but I'd rather not have him as a brother
Y/N: well maybe you have those feelings about him because he is your brother
SMG4: ...lets just move on before I begin to have an existential crisis about it
[Chef Bowser: Cooking with bowser: The ultimate guide]
The scene begins with Bowser and Y/N together in a kitchen
Bowser: uh Hello guys, it's bowser cooking show here with a guest star youtuber her Y/N or whatever
Y/N: why the f*** am I here
Bowser: so uh people who subscribe will be able to join me here in the kitchen, so be sure to subscribe or your a scrub, or something, Anyways let's look at the ingredients
The camera then begins to zoom into several different ingredients
Bowser: so the ingredients that we have today are, uhh, we got some tomatoes
Bowser: we have, some lettuce or some shit, I don't know, we have som uhhh
Bowser: ...Eggs, what about you Y/N, what'd you find
Y/N come's walking in with a bottle of Ble- I mean, secret sauce
Y/N: Dude, why do have a bottle full of-
Bowser: ah, the secret peach sauce, excellent find
Y/N: but it's
Bowser:
https://youtu.be/hdA_xbzcoMw
Y/N: *sigh* whatever
Bowser: ...ANYWAY YOU GET ALL THAT SHIT, *throws it in blender* PUT IN ALL THAT SHIT BLEND THAT SHIT FOR I DON'T KNOW, 10 SECONDS OR SOMETHIN I DON'T KNOW, PUT THAT SHIT OUT AND BAM, YOU GOT A NICE DELICOUS...
Bowser: ...This uh, nice delicious... meal there, very nutricious
Y/N: ...
Bowser: ...uh LikeCommentSubscribe
The video ends and it shows SMG4 attempting to replicate that meal, only for it to go up in flames, literally
SMG4:
https://youtu.be/Swc3XQmoHHU
[The Toad Theorist: Government Run By Illuminati]
They attempted to watch it, but unfortunately, it was taken down by the government, which only raised more suspicions
SMG4: and so the plot thickens
Y/N: can we just, move on, I don't wanna remember this
SMG4: but-
Y/N: I SAID LETS MOVE ON
SMG4 (Panicked): okay okay okay
[Peachy Makeup Crap: HOW TO DO THE MAKEUPS FT. WALUIGI]
The video begins with you and Waluigi strapped into chairs with Peach looking at the camera
Peach: Hi, Today, I'm gonna teach you how to look good for your man
The two of you strapped in began to prepare for the worst as a thud comes from the makeup kit As Peach shows the simple step by step process
Brush dat hair
Clean the Face
Apply the Lipstack
Do everything else
Peach begins dancing for no reason and within second, it was done
Peach: it's a fuckin masterpiece
the the camera pans to you and- oh DEAR GOD, YOU LOOK AWFUL, AAAAAH MY EYES, I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN IMAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK
However, the two of you were in agreement, and you did the right thing
you turn Waluigi into the Waluigi launcher and shot yourself
the video ended and SMG4 wasn't mad, he was just disappointed... and also mad
SMG4: Boring, Why does everyone suck balls, Cmon
Y/N: trust me, I wish I knew
SMG4: There's only one person left, and they better have a damn good video
Y/N: As the guy who helped him with it, I can confirm that it is not anything close to what you expected
[theawesomemario: MARIO REACTS TO SMG4]
It begins with a very stereotypical intro with bass boosted music and his name spinning around randomly, then Mario appeared alongside Y/N inside the castle
Mario: Welcome, Today Mario is gonna watch who let the chomp out alongside Y/N
Y/N: Yo
Mario: Y/N is a very famous youtube boi, so you know I'm legit, so make sure you subscribe to me, and if you're subscribed to him, then subscribe to me to, just subscribe to me
And without any confirmation or any other notice, they began the reaction, though really, it was just staring, it wasn't until the video made a pingas joke that Mario had a reaction, that reaction being laughing incoherently as he slapped Y/N onto the floor, but other then that, not much happened, he fell asleep, read a magazine, and took a shit, and advertised merch, and before anyone was the wiser, the video ended
Mario: Well that was a video, SMG4 please make if Mario was your mom
Mario: uh, Bye... *looks at Y/N Sleeping* HEY, THIS IS MY VIDEO, get out a here
he then kicked Y/N in his, ahem, his no no square and sent him propelling forward as the video ended
Y/N: that kick flung me to your door, and I think you remember the rest
SMG4 understood, but had only one thing on his mind
SMG4:
https://youtu.be/yJigBQykDl4
SMG4: Let's watch some real Youtube video's
He then proceeds to play what is pingas for 10 hours
SMG4: if there's a better use for the internet, then I haven't found it
Y/N: *chuckles* I'll drink to that, well, if I actually did drink
SMG4: trust me, we already got idiots on the list, we don't want to evolve it into drunk idiots
Y/N: bold of you to assume that they can get even stupider then they are now
the two of them proceeded to laugh from their friendly little banter
SMG4: *chuckles* y'know, you might be the first competent person I met in the mushroom kingdom in a long time
Y/n: really, how long you've been here anyway
SMG4: Dunno really, I guess in a way, I feel like I've been here my whole life, still though, competent people like you are rare to come upon
Y/N: I see, well I guess us competent people gotta stick together then to survive these idiots, so what do ya say *puts hand out* friends
SMG4: ...Yeah, friends
the two of them shook hands, and Y/N, now fully healed returns home, SMG4 however, does a quick search on the internet, and after a bit of scouring, he was able to find Y/N's channel, and it was just like he said, a variety of video's that he uploads whenever he feels like, no worrying about the algorithm and just doing things cause he likes doing them, and surprisingly for a channel with 0 subscribers, it was actually pretty good
SMG4: heh, not bad
and so, he made a fatal click
[Ch/N (Channel Name)]
1 Subscriber
And so I'm finally back, again I already said it in the preview, but again, I'm really sorry for taking so long, I don't really have much to say about, In a way my story is like Y/N's channel I'll upload when I upload, I just wanted to bring my ideas out there for people to enjoy, hopefully I can make sure that the next part won't take nearly 3 months to upload, but even if it does, stay patient, cause I'm still here, and I still strive to bring my best for you guys, so until next time,
Have a good night, SEE YA
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