John:That movie's still as epic as it was when I first watched it!

John:Fuck yeah it is!

SMG4:The memes! So many memes!

Tari:*Giggles*

Naughty:So, what should we do now?

John:Well, maybe I can break out my old Gamecube.

John:*Looks at his human self* Shut the fuck up. You have a GAMECUBE?!

John:Yep. I still got the games for it. Including Super Smash Bros. Melee and Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door.

John and Gabe:*Look at each other and smile widely with frothing mouths* GET THAT SHIT! *Start jumping up and down excitedly*

John:Hahahahaha! Alright, alright!

John then went to his garage to get his Gamecube so they can play. Meanwhile, Coco looked out of the window and noticed a strange figure looking in at them from his or her house before shutting the curtains quickly, causing her to raise her eyebrow in suspicion.

Banjo:What are you looking at out there, Coco?

Coco:It's just John's suspicious neighbor, babe. I just saw him looking in at us through his window and I guess he noticed because he quickly shut the curtains.

John:Oh, you guys are talking about my neighbor?

SMG4:Coco and Banjo were.

John:Yeah, I have an odd feeling about him too. But knowing my black ass, I don't want anything to do with him if he is as dangerous as I suspected. I heard rumors about him kidnapping kids in the area and murdering them. I even heard he would kidnap women, rape them and then kill them.

Tawna:What the fuck?

SMG3:We gotta investigate this guy.

John:Yeah, but like I said, I don't wanna be involved with that and plus, you guys can't be out in public. People won't take too kindly to talking animals and cartoony plumbers. They'll think you're aliens-Well, technically you are since you were never from this world. Anyway, let's get to playing this game and maybe I'll order some pizzas. But when the pizza guy comes, you're gonna have to hide.

Sonic:I could go for a pizza right now.

Meggy:Yeah!

After John ordered the pizzas, they started to play a few games on the Gamecube. Eventually, the pizzas got there and SMG4 and the others hid in Real Life John's room until he paid for the pizzas. They then continued playing and eating the pizzas until they got tired and went to sleep. Real Life John had a sleeping area for John and the others in the basement. It was 2 in the morning and John woke up to hear a loud noise from outside. He got up, went to the living room and looked through the window. They saw Real Life John's neighbor drag a girl in the house.

John:Oh shit..! *Runs down to the basement* Guys! I just saw some fucked up shit! Wake up!

Everyone then started to wake up and groaned when they did.

Naughty:John, what time is it..?

John:Two in the morning.

Janet:Two in the morning?! Ugh~!

Shadow:John, what the FUCK could you have possibly seen that required you to wake us up at TWO in the goddamn MORNING?

John:Real life me's neighbor just dragged a fucking girl in the house.

Tawna:What?!

Luigi:We gotta save her!

Tails:You guys heard what Real life John said! We can't go out there! Someone could see us.

John:Tails, who could be up at two in the morning other than that neighbor or that girl? No one will be able to see us.

SMG3:That's true, but we all can't just go there. What if Real life him wakes up and comes down here?

John then started to think and an idea popped into his head. John then took some items and put them in his sleeping bag.

John:Just do that. But you're kind of gonna have to leave a piece of clothing so he'll think we're asleep.

Everyone nodded in agreement and did what John suggested before following him outside through the front door.

SMG4:Alright, guys. We go in and find the girl. When we do, we get out and call the cops.

Gabe:Is the number the same?

Bowser:Maybe.

Mario:Let's just go inside.

John:I have an idea, what if he tries to run away? The rest of you will stay out here and stop this guy in case he does try to get away. Me, Rouge, Coco, Naughty, Mario, Meggy and Sonic will go inside and find the guy and the girl.

Naughty:If she's alive.

Rouge:I'm sure she is. You didn't see him kill her, did you, baby?

John:Nope. He just dragged her in his house. Let's go get this fucker.

John's group then started to find a way inside until they eventually found a door leading to the basement. They used it to get in and when they did, they all gagged at the sight of dead bodies of his past victims and heard what sounds like a girl screaming.

Naughty:That's her!

Coco:What are we gonna do about our appearances? She'll freak out if she sees a bunch of talking animals, a teddy bear with an attitude, a cartoony plumber and a squid girl.

John looked around and saw some masks for them to wear. He then gave the others the rest as he put his on. They all put their masks on as well and went to where the screaming is. They looked inside and saw the girl tied to a pole and when she saw them, she started screaming again until John told her to be quiet. She eventually complied and stopped screaming.

Girl:Who...Who are you?

John:Don't worry. We're here to get you out of here.

Rouge:What was he gonna do to you anyway, dear? *Unties the girl*

Girl:He...He was gonna rape me and kill me afterwards..!

Naughty:Sick fucker.

Meggy:Well, it's a good thing we came just in time, huh?

Sonic:Come on. Let's get her out of here.

Just as they started to get to the basement door, they heard the door behind them open. They turned around and saw the suspicious neighbor. He was wearing a black cloak, brown pants, black shoes, black gloves and was carrying a small sack over his shoulder with a knife in his right hand. But what was jarring about him was that he appeared to have no human characteristics other than his body. His head resembled a bird's beak, almost like it's some sort of humanoid cryptid.

John:RUN BITCH! RUUUUUN!

They all then got out of the basement, but as they got out, the neighbor was right outside and as he was running towards them, Tawna kicked him to the ground and SMG4 and SMG3 started ground pounding on top of the neighbor until he gave up.

Veronica:So, that's the girl?

John:Yeah.

Girl:Who are you all?!

Tari:Don't be afraid. We're with them. We came to save you as well. But we just stayed here just in case he tried to get away.

SMG3:I just called the cops, we should get going before they get here and before real life you notices.

John:Yeah, we should.

Girl:Thanks for saving me!

John:No problem. It's what we do.

They all hurried back to Real Life John's basement just before the police have already arrived. They arrested the neighbor and brought the kidnapped girl in for questioning. The next day, Real Life John was awakened by the smell of bacon, causing him to float out of his bedroom, following the smell. He eventually got to the kitchen and saw Bowser was cooking breakfast.

Rouge:Good morning, hon. Bowser made us breakfast.

John:*Yawns* Morning, guys. *Eats some pancakes* Damn, these are good.

Bowser:Thanks, our heavenly father.

John:How'd you guys sleep last night?

SMG3:We slept pretty good.

Desti:Yeah. Thanks for giving us that area to sleep in.

John:Hey, it's no problem.

News Reporter:Breaking News. Last night, local police has arrested Andy Wilson, the man responsible for the kidnappings of many women. They also found that a lot of the women who have been reported missing are dead and some have been dead for weeks and even months. But they also saw that they were raped as well according to the autopsy reports. But one girl, Amanda, was found alive and well. We'll bring you more as updates come in.

John:Huh. He finally got arrested. Good. I knew I had a bad feeling about that creep.

John:Yeah. Well, I guess the cops figured it out.

John:Maybe. But, one thing I am glad about though, is that when I have a daughter or girlfriend, I don't have to worry about him trying to kidnap her.

News Reporter:Also, in other news, a strange portal has appeared and two figures with what appears to be spiky, black hair have flown through the portals.

John:Huh? A portal opening? Sound like you guys?

Sonic:Maybe.

SMG4:But could it be our friends from back home? Or could it be an enemy?

Gabe:I guess we'll find out eventually. Because if they're looking for us, they might come here.