Prologue: SMG4 has had enough of Mario's constant stupidity! So he does the expected! He tries to make Mario normal! But is this really what SMG4 wants?

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SMG4 goes to a witch house

SMG4: "Do you have a spell that can turn stupid people into normal people?"

Elicia (her first appearance!): "Why do we need to cast a spell?"

SMG4: "Theres this really annoying guy at the castle!"

Elicia: looks at SMG4 confused

SMG4: "He was always stupid, yes! But now he is practically braindead! And I mean more than he already is!"

Elicia: "Didn't he save you from jail last episode?" (Reference to "Super Mario Attorney [Under the name "Court"])

SMG4: "Uh, well yeah! But..."

Elicia: "Say no more! I'll get a tonic!"

A few seconds pass by

Elicia: "There you go! I reccomend sneaking it into food so he doesn't suspect anything."

SMG4: "Thanks, I guess."

That night at the Mushroom Kingdom Castle Kitchen

SMG4: "Finally he won't be so annoying!"

SMG4 puts the tonic in spaghetti

SMG4: Mario! I have some spaghetti!

Mario runs into the kitchen

Mario: "Yes, my boy!!"

SMG4: (in the background) "Wow you're fast"

[Caption: Mario eats the spaghetti. And then a miracle! Or is it??"]

Mario looks at SMG4 confused

Mario: "Uh... who are you?"

Mario looks down at his overalls

Mario: "And whats with this horrible fashion!?"

SMG4's smile slowly fades

SMG4: "...shit."

Mario: "Uh, mister are you not going to answer?"

SMG4: "MiSTer!?!"

SMG4: (thinking) "Un-fucking-believable!! He's turned into a prissy ass, fucking everybody, aristocrat!"

SMG4: "Well, I'm SMG4. And you live in the castle. The clothes are because whatever and you are in the most milked-titty plot ever!"

Luigi: [Offscreen] MARIOOOO!!!

Mario: "Yes, Luigi?"

SMG4: [background] (thinking) "He remembers Luigi!?"

Luigi: [Onscreen] The princess has been kidnapped!

Mario: "The princess?? KIDNAPPED!? We must make an overly-detailed plan at once!"

Luigi: "But this happens three times a week..."

Mario: "Let's a go!!"

Mario and Luigi go offscreen

SMG4: "So he remembers Luigi, huh? I'll have to go find that wizard-"

Toadworth walks in

Toadsworth: "What wizard?"

SMG4 turns to Toadsworth

SMG4: "Let me show you."

SMG4 and Toadworth make their way to the Witch House

Elicia: confused "You want to know why he remembers his brother?"

Elicia: "Well its kind of self explanitory. They are brothers. They've know eachother a LOOOONG time."

SMG4: "I guess that makes sense. Maybe thats why he was so surprised..."

Elicia: "Surprised about what?"

SMG4: "The princess kidnapping today!"

Toadsworth: "I mean, is Mario really going to be fine rescuing her? His plans normally suck."

SMG4: "He said that he would make a very detailed plan."

At the castle, SMG4 and Toadsworth see Mario tied to a chair and Luigi...:

SMG4: "AH!! Luigi what the FUCK are you doing!?"

Mario: thinking "I'm pretty sure this is illegal..."

Luigi: "The entire day you've been suspicious as fuck! My brother would never be this nice!"

Luigi: "I'll ask you a question and if you get it wrong, takes out fire flower I'll burn your ass!"

Mario: "..."

Luigi: "Okay! First question! What do you perfer? Being naked or wearing clothes?"

Mario: "What are these questions?!"

Luigi: "WRONG!!" Forms fire in his hand

Mario: "*Screams*"

SMG4: looking through window "Mario will be burnt to a crisp!"

Toadsworth: "If we don't stop them, the princess will never be rescued!"

SMG4 and Toadsworth bust into the castle

SMG4: "Luigi are you fucking crazy?!"

Luigi: "Um..." currently burning Mario's cheek

Toadsworth: "Break it up you two!"

SMG4: "Mario? I'd like to have a word with your brother. If you could please leave the room..."

Mario: "With! Pleasure!"

Mario leaves the castle

SMG4: "Luigi!!"

Luigi: O_O

SMG4: "Burning?? Burning?? Stop! No. Just no."

Luigi: "Its not my fault I thought it wasn't him?!"

SMG4: "How??"

Luigi: "Well, first off... his idea of saving princess Peach didn't actually suck. He also spoke really pristine when he isn't!"

SMG4: "Wow you're being needlessly mean today."

Mario walks back in with princess Peach

Mario: "Hey, everyone! I rescued our ruler!"

Princess Peach: thinking "...HOW!?!"

SMG4: "You saved the princess... tied to a CHAIR!?! Yeah we totally need the old Mario back now."

Luigi: "NOW you're on my side!?"

A Few Hours Later...:

Luigi and SMG4 go to the witch house:

Elicia: confused "You want to turn him back to normal?

Luigi and SMG4: "Yup."

Elicia: "Well, I don't have what you need but I know what you need to do."

Luigi: "Well, what is it?"

Elicia: "You know the wizard rock? Just take it and throw it at Mario's face."

Luigi and SMG4: "The face?"

Elicia: "Or the dick. That works too."

SMG4: "The face is fine."

That same night at the Castle:

Peach: "Mario, we're going on an Adventure!"

Mario: "But, wouldn't the highness get snatched up under our noses if I go on an adventure?"

Peach: "...kill me..."

SMG4 starts pushing Mario towards the door

Mario: "Mister, may I ask? What are we doing?"

SMG4: "Turning an aristocrat to a normal!"

The group goes to the witch house

Mario: "You four are a truly odd bunch of individuals."

SMG4: "You're one to talk."

Inside the Wizard Rock's house:

Wizard Rock: watching TV (Super Mario Twilight) "What... the... fuck..."

The group busts into the house

Toadsworth: "We ArE ReGaL AUthOriTy PuT SOmE ReSpeC oN oUr NaMeS!!"

Wizard Rock: "Don't arrest me I haven't done anything bad!"

SMG4: picks up the Wizard Rock "Oh we know! We just need to throw you..."

Wizard Rock: "Throw ME?? The Wizard Rock??"

SMG4: "Yeah we need to throw you at my 'friend's' face."

Peach: "Or dick."

SMG4: "FACE!!"

Peach: "DICK BITCH!!"

Wizard Rock: "Sorry but I don't appreciate my face going into a man's dick."

SMG4: "Its the FACE god damnit!"

Luigi: picks up and throws Wizard Rock "Oh just shut up already!"

Wizard Rock: hits Mario in the face "I thought this joke died last episode!" (Reference to "Super Mario Attorney" ["Episode 3: Court" in my comics])

Peach: "Did it work?"

Everyone: "..."

Mario: "Well SHIT!! All I wanted to do today was eat some fucking spaghetti!"

Everyone: :D

Mario: "But what do I get!?! A ROCK THROWN AT MY FACE. The FUcK!?"

Others: "Yay!"

SMG4: "Thank god!"

Mario: struck by a shock of pain on his cheek "LUIGI!!!!"

Luigi: O_O

Mario: "Explain THIS shit!"

Mario beats Luigi up

SMG4: "smh..." (shaking my head)

Toadsworth: "Well... this is our life from now on. It was nice while it lasted."

SMG4: "No it fucking didn't."

Peach: "For real."

SMG4: "Where was all the randomness, the excitment today?? No where thats what!!"

Peach: "Life would be boring if Mario was 'normal'.

SMG4: "Because this is HIS thought of normal. And it will be ours too. He may be stupid but he is sure as hell fun to be around!"
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End of Episode Comments:

Peach: "Moral of the story is 'don't go to a witch to solve a friendship problem or else your friend will turn into a prissy bitch."

SMG4: "THATS NOT THE MORAL AT ALL!!"

Mario: "Fuck you guys. Drugging my spaghetti like that."

Luigi: "I was having an identity crisis the entire time, SMG4."

Toadsworth: "Yeah seriously think about your actions before hand SMG4 like I know you're 17 and all but get real!"

Elicia: "So guys! Was my first appearance good?"

Everyone Else: "Fuck off you're the main reason we had this episode's problem."

Elicia: "Hey! SMG4 told me that he needed it!"

Everyone Else: "Yeah I guess thats true."
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So thats the end of episode 1! That was a ride to transcript. So much work and interruptions in my week. But its here! Stay tuned for episode 2!

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