SMG3 and the others are now in Delfino Plaza. They're trying to find out where they can get weapons so they can take down Dark Squid for what she did to them.

Desti:Alright, I know a guy who has only the best weapons we can have. He should be in Delfino Plaza somewhere. Just find an Octoling with shorter hair than mine.

Rough:Got it.

SMG3:Anything about this guy we should know about?

Desti:Yeah. He's one of my best friends, I actually consider him a brother I never had. He was one of my friends who escaped when Dark Squid called in a kill order on them.

SMG3:So, he hates her as much as we do.

Desti:That about sums it up. And when he sees us, I'm sure he'd be glad to give us the best weapons he got.

SMG3:Okay. I'm starting to like this guy already. And I don't like a lot of people.

They started walking around the plaza trying to find him until eventually they do find him at his house.

Desti:Brenden!

Brenden:Hey! *Sees a police car show up and whistles*

SMG3 and the others:*Hide behind a building*

Police Officer:Afternoon, sir. Everything alright around here?

Brenden:What do you want?

Grey:Do you mind if we ask you a few questions?

Brenden:Yeah, I do mind. I'm very busy.

Police Officer:Sir, your friend, Desti broke out of prison.

Brenden:Stop being so formal, alright? I have no idea where she is.

Lot:Listen, if she tries to contact you, let us know, okay?

Brenden:Sure.

The officers eventually leave, letting them know it's safe for them to come out from behind the building.

Brenden:You guys okay?

SMG3:Yeah, we're fine.

Brenden:So, are they the two guys you told me about?

Desti:Yeah. The shorter one's Rough and the other one's Tumble.

Rough:Nice to meet you.

Desti:Brenden, we need to tell you what's going down.

Brenden:Sure. Come in and tell me. You know, so the cops won't be listening in.

They then went inside his house and sat down in his living room except him, he was getting them refreshments.

Brenden:I'm glad you guys are out of there.

SMG3:We're glad to be out.

Desti:For once, we're making things right. We're going after Dark Squid. She's not gonna get away with what she did.

SMG3:Any idea where Piranha Plant is?

Brenden:Piranha Plant? What do you want with that asshole?

SMG3:We need to find him. We're sure he knows where Dark Squid is hiding. Have you seen him lately?

Brenden:Yeah. He should be making his rounds today. Collecting hush money for Dark Squid.

Desti:Okay. We need you to have the best weapons you have as soon as we get back.

Brenden:Don't worry about it. I always got the best of the best. You four just make sure you get back safe.

Desti:Yeah.

Brenden:No, don't just "yeah" me, Desti. Get back safe or I'll kick your ass.

Desti:*Laughs* Okay, we promise.

SMG3:By the way, Desti told me you still got something for when we get him?

Brenden:Yeah. Hold on. *Gets the shanks* Here.

SMG3 and the others:*Take them*

SMG3:Thanks for everything.

Brenden:Hey, anybody cool with Desti, they're cool with me.

They then left Brenden's house and concealed the shanks so the police won't see them.

Rough:Are you sure this Piranha Plant guy will give us Dark Squid's location?

SMG3:He better if he knows what's good for him.

Tumble:And what if he doesn't?

SMG3:He will. Trust me.

Desti:He's at a construction site? Who's he collecting hush money from in there?

SMG3:Let's go.

Construction Worker:Hey! You can't just walk in here. I'm gonna call the police.

SMG3:You're gonna do what? Listen, buddy. We're gonna walk in here, find a guy named Piranha Plant, and I'm gonna harm him severely until we get the information we need.

Desti:Now think long and hard about what you're gonna say next. If it's not gonna be "Hey guys, you're welcome inside.", then we have a problem and I know how to solve it, but it will be ugly.

Construction Worker:Are you serious?

Desti:Does it look like I'm joking? Does it?

SMG3:Does it? Answer the goddamn question.

Construction Worker:Oh! Well, I hate that guy, so, welcome! Go right ahead!

SMG3:See? We're all friends here. Mainly because we're all in the same boat.

Construction Worker:Thanks.

SMG3:Where is he now?

Construction Worker:I saw him go to that guy over there.

Desti:Alright, buddy. Thank you.

Construction Worker:Yeah. You're absolutely welcome.

Rough:Well, son of a bitch, it worked.

Desti:Yeah it did.

SMG3:There's the son of a bitch right there!

Desti:Come on!

Piranha Plant:Pleasure doing business with you.

SMG3:HEY! We wanna talk to you for a second!

Piranha Plant:Shit! *Starts to run away*

SMG3:AFTER HIM!

The convicts then start chasing after Piranha Plant. Piranha Plant starts trying to use his environment to block them off from reaching him faster. Eventually, they reach a room that he's hiding in. They start looking for him, he then grabs a weapon to use on them, but they don't know it.

SMG3:Where the fuck is he?

Rough:He's in here somewhere.

Piranha Plant:*Tries to hit Desti with an axe*

Desti:*Grabs the axe, takes it from him and punches him* HEY! HE'S HEADING OVER THERE! CUT HIM OFF!

Tumble:GOT IT! *Grabs a box and throws it at the door, blocking him from reaching it*

SMG3:WE GOT YOU! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! *Grabs Piranha Plant and slams his head onto the wall*

Piranha Plant:*Starts choking SMG3*

SMG3:HEY! HELP ME!

Desti:*Grabs Piranha Plant and punches him twice*

Piranha Plant:LET ME GO!

SMG3:Where do you think you're going?!

They then grabbed him and tied him up so he won't run away.

SMG3:So, you gonna tell us where Dark Squid is?

Piranha Plant:Fuck you! I ain't telling you shit!

SMG3:Fuck us, huh? Okay. *Pulls out a shank* Oh, look at this.

Piranha Plant:Whoa!

Desti:A shank. I wonder what you can do with this.

Piranha Plant:Maybe you could stick it up your ass!

SMG3:You know what? Let's put them here for now, dear.

Desti:Sure. *Puts her shank down along with SMG3 and Rough and Tumble*

SMG3:Hey, fellas. I don't know about you, but I see a lot of different things here that could make this guy talk. What do you say?

Piranha Plant:Guys, come on.

Rough:My brother and I got a few ideas.

Desti:Yeah, us too. Let's see if he talks or not.

They then get some things to interrogate Piranha Plant with. SMG3 got a blowtorch, Desti got a nail gun, Rough got a lamp and Tumble got a sledgehammer.

SMG3:I'm gonna burn your face off if you don't start talking!

Piranha Plant:Fuck you!

SMG3:Again with the fuck me, huh? How about your dick then?

Piranha Plant:WHOA, WHOA! NO! NO! Not the dick! Ah, hot! Hot! Hot! HOT! HOT! Oh please, please my dick!

SMG3:Now we're talking.

Piranha Plant:Great, now the inkling reject's back.

Desti:Do you know what a nail gun does to a plant?

Piranha Plant:You don't have it in you!

Desti:Oh, should I demonstrate?

Piranha Plant:Go ahead, do it.

Desti:Nah. This won't cut it. *Puts it down* Maybe this will. *Grabs her shank* If you don't talk, this is gonna go through your fucking skull!

Piranha Plant:Really? What Dark Squid would do to me is way worse!

Desti:Dammit!

Rough:*Starts hitting him with the lamp* You gonna talk yet?!

Piranha Plant:I can't talk if you keep hitting me like that!

Rough:Fuck! 

SMG3:If that doesn't get him to talk, maybe this will. *Grabs his wallet* Nice wallet. *Opens it* 

Desti:Hmm. You have a lovely wife and you have cute kids.

Piranha Plant:Leave my family out of this!

SMG3:Gotcha. That's entirely up to you.

Piranha Plant:Don't you fucking touch them! They have nothing to do with this!

SMG3:Then start talking. They'll be perfectly fine if you do.

Piranha Plant:Alright, guys! Alright! You win! I'll tell you what you want!

Rough:Start talking then!

Piranha Plant:Alright! Calm down! She's got a big mansion in Isle Delfino! You can't miss it! It's the truth! I swear!

SMG3:So that's where that backstabber's hiding, huh?

Piranha Plant:Yeah! That's where she is! Don't tell her I told you!

SMG3:You don't tell us what to do! Let's go.

Rough:It's a pleasure doing business with you.

They then left the construction site, leaving Piranha Plant tied up.

Tumble:So, we're heading to her house in the isle, huh?

SMG3:Yeah. We're gonna need big guns. Obviously, it's gonna be guarded.

Desti:Yeah. Don't worry, Brenden's got the best shit it's ridiculous.

SMG3:*Uses a hanger and unlocks the car door*

They then drove back to Brenden's place to see what kind of weapons he has available that they can use.