//All of these starters is the poor boi lying, btw.

-"I slept last night, can't I just yawn?"

-"I'm fine, Christ, stop asking!"

-"I fell out of bed, I'm fine."

-"...I'm not joining the army just to get away from home, what gave you that idea?"

-"I tripped and hit my head on a rock, that's all."

-"I-I'm sure my father wouldn't mind you coming over..."

-"Huh? I-I'm not into guys...!"

-"I had a normal childhood, fûck off..."