-"I hate myself, but at least I try to look like I know what I'm doing..."

-"Suits suck, dude. I'm gonna make sure I get a job that doesn't need those things!"

-"I bruise my knuckles all the time, I'm kinda bad at not bruisin' them."

-"Lions are brave, hence why I call my brother one. He's the bravest man in my entire family, including the dead people."

-"I hate my middle name. I'm gonna change it to something cool like...um..."

-"I dunno what job I'll have...I just know I'm joinin' the army soon."

-"Tattoos hurt like hell. Especially a big one...like, dämn."

-"What? You didn't know that I smoke?"