(The song above is not sfw...though it is funny. Just so y'all are warned :P)

Hey guys! 

I thought It'd be really funny to write a super, super over dramatic one-shot. Like, those one-shots where everything escalates so incredibly quickly that it makes you wonder what the author was thinking while writing it. 

Y'know, the ones I'm talking about. The stories that go from you first meeting them, to a lemon, in like, three paragraphs.

You've all read a story like that at some point. (If you haven't, you must not have been on Wattpad very long...)

They're hard to read, (usually due to bad spelling/grammar)
and usually STRICTLY about
(Y/n) and the character of choice. No other characters are important. Ever.
Also! The character of choice usually has NO personality whatsoever, and his only definable trait is that he is desperately in love with (Y/n), because... reasons. *Ahem*
(Y/n) usually takes EVERYTHING too seriously, somehow gets hurt or offended by (insert character of choice), (Y/n) runs away sobbing, (Character of choice) runs after her, and then they make up and make out, etc., etc.

So yeah, this chapter is just for laughs. I wanted to have some fun.

This story will be the most romantic, over-dramatic,
cliche-y story you will hopefully ever read.
(Again, this chapter is just for laughs. Don't take its seriously guys.)

So please, pull up a chair and let's get started!

(Y/n) is your name (obviously)

(C/n) is your character of choice's name. It can be anyone. Any boy ever: Dark Pit, Goku, Deku, Mickey Mouse, Superman, Luke Skywalker, Justin Timberlake, literally whoever.
They will have no personality whatsoever, because the "author" doesn't actually know anything about that character, so read as anyone you'd like... Assuming you can still read it after it goes through my bad-fanfic filter (patent-pending) to make sure all the grammers are on it's baddest. 😂

(I'll be adding any author's notes in parentheses by the way.)

Enjoy~! 

(Ironically, my editor wrote most of this, as it was his idea. Yes, the guy who makes sure the content looks good is the one who wanted to purposely screw it up. Anyway, if you've got any complaints, direct them towards him.)

*Editor's note: Any and all complaints directed at me shall be laughed at and ignored.*

It a bright sunny morning, and you excitedly heading to the mansion that you had won ticket to go live in.

(Yep, that's right.
You: a regular old overworked waitress got a letter in the mail the previous morning, saying that you won the raffle the town was having [that you didn't even know your entered...] and now got to live in the brand new room in the esteemed mansion for free. And also forever. Apparently.

Most people would look at all this and go, "Hmm. Yeah. That's not safe. You're totally being scammed. Please don't go."
But you weren't being scammed. You just happened to be the luckiest person in the whole world. You were also good at literally everything. [Unless it was convenient that you not be, so that a cute guy could save you.])

Anyway. *Ahem*

The "mansion" as all the everyone called it, was where all the the celebrities and cool people lived in the town. (Because yeah. They could all probably afford their own mansions, but for some reason decided to just all live in one huge mansion, because... reasons...) you skipped there cheerfully lugging your stuff in a suitcase behind you.
You littley couldnt wait to live thare. Espeshally youd heard that (C/n) lived there...
He was so dreamy.

You wondered up to the huge gate and gave the ticketman your ticket.
"I won the raffle." you smiled at him.
"Oh! How lucky." he smiling at you, punching in the code to open the gate.
You waved at him greatfly before stepping in. You glanced around in at the huge fountains and gardens before slowly making your way to the front door.
You step forward hesitatly before softly ringing the doorbell. (How does one softly ring a doorbell? One doesn't... But this is an x-reader, so time, space, and reality are bent in the presence of the all-powerful reader!)

Immediately the door swung openand you were greeted by abutler. And a butler said hello to you. "May I help you?" he asked

You showed him in your letter and he nodded and taking your bags from you and leading you in.
"Aha. Rigght this way miss."

As you followed him, yousaw (C/n) sitting in a lounge chair by the outdoor pool. Your eyes widened and your heart started beating fastly.
The butterflies in your stomach started flying crazy.

He glanced up at you, and you quickly dropped your gaze to the ground.
I wonder if he saw me staring...

You continued toyour room dropping your stuff in there and getting the key fromyour butler
You decided to go out and explore the mansion some more before lunchtime

You took the elevator to the lobby and upon stepping out were immediately greeted by (C/n).

"Hi. Your new, here right?" (C/n) asked. "I saw you come in earlier When I was by the pool."

You blushed your heart beating even fastly.
"Y-yea." you smiled at him.
He was talking to you-

"Oh! Awesome." (C/n) smiled at you,
"Let me show you around!" he grabbed your handand started to pull you tords one of the hallways.

You followed him outsideupstairs and all around and He told you all about the mansion and where everything was. and you tried to pay attention but it was hard be cuz he was pretty distracting.

That was when you come to an iscream shop.
(Why is there are ice cream shop inside the mansion they live in? I don't know. Ask the author.)

(C/n) look at you an smile, going to the ice cream with a smile and walking to the icecream shop.
you followed him fastly, you thinks to you're self that he had a idea may be he was goin to kiss you!
He is so pretty and sexy you are thinking.

"Can i get two ice cream for me and her" (C/n) said to the icecream man.
"Yes" he said giving him two ice creams cone.

Did (C/n) thinks that you liked icescream cuz you were an fat? is this what why he got some for you!?
You slap him and cry run away from him sadly. Youjust were so mad

(....BAHAHAHA-)

no! (Y/n) wait come back." (C/n) yelled loudly, run to catch you.
He catches your hand and hug you.
"Why you sadly" He sad
I ,cuz! I love you! and you are thinking that you think me to be am fat?" said you cringing* sadly.

(*I meant crying. Crying sadly. But somehow this seems more appropriate...)

"no! I am not thinking you is being fat" (C/n) hugs you and he hugged you tightly .

"You is pretty and sexy i think!" (C/n) told to you with lovingly.

"You think i a pretty and sexy?" you say in hope!

Yes. he says to you.
"I love you and want you I think we can should havefun and he say, smirking.

"what does you mean by have fun!" You scare but excitedly.
He pull youin a dark dark room with only ONE bed to sit on and you sat on the bed and were sitting there and you felt really hot.

(....um....excuse me...what?!? WHAT?!? WHERE DID THE BEDROOM EVEN COME FROM?!?)

"what is we doing in here in dark room and bed" you blushes madly.

(Ohhhhh! Gotcha. We're doing this now...Great...)

"What do you think we is doing doing (Y/n)" he say sexy.

(...OH GOD PLEASE NO...JUST...PLEASE DON'T...)

he's pin you you down an kiss you ruffly and smile!

(WHOA-THERE WAS NO CONSENT HERE- IS THIS LEGAL?!? IS (Y/N) OKAY?!?)

you blush pinkly and kiss him back to
Show his you love him.
you can't think you are doing this and with him.

(Wow okay. Never mind. Apparently (Y/n) is just fine.)

"lets do it" (C/n) say and you gasp.

"okay."

And then you did.

(....WHAT- THE FRICKETY FRACKEN HECKLE)

~The end~

Welp. I swear to never write another one of these fanfics as long as I live. And as always, thank you guys for reading!!

~Gookip 💜