Hello everyone... it's Sir Meta Knight, and today I'll be doing some smash or pass...

Well, here I go...

Boyfriend- Eh, he's kinda too small, and does he even say real words?? Pass...

Girlfriend- Kinda like the same with BF, except that she's always mean and rude to things that I like. Pass...

DD- Too old, Pass...

Pico- He's got a gun, kinda lookin' chill at least... Smash

MM- Again, too old. Pass...

Senpai- He kinda acts like a girl, and he's like an anime or something... idk what to say... I'm just gonna pass...

Spirit- Ummm... No... Pass...

Lemon Demon- Umm... too creepy... go eat my sword!!! Pass!!!!

Skid and Pump- Aren't they minors?? Yea, I'm gonna pass on that...

Tankman- Hmm, kinda have to say, he fights wars, like me... Smash

Soft BF- He looks cute and innocent... yet, he wants to be protected... Smash

Soft Pico- Wearing a mask like me huh?? Smash

Whitty- Well, I had a friend who does simp for him, I kinda think he's cute and cool, so... Smash

Hex- Umm... I'm not sure if I can kiss or date a robot... I'm just gonna pass...

Carol- She's cute, yet looks charming, but idk, I'm just gonna pass...

Updike- Yea I'm not gonna date a cloud... gonna pass for that...

Annie- You drink... idk what I'm looking or thinking that... you know what, maybe... so Smash...

Garcello- Umm... don't you smoke a lot thou, I don't think my body would want that... sorry, Pass...

Miku- Another Anime, I'm not much of a fan of anime even thou I look like anime and have my anime show (Which is Kirby Right Back At Ya! Show) I'm just gonna pass, sorry Miku...

Zardy- He kinda looks like he's ready for Halloween like Skid and Pump... I'm just gonna Smash

Sky- What?! A fangirl?! No!! GET OUTTA HERE!!! G-GET, THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!!! PASS!!!!

Tabi- Umm... *Blushes* Well...
Shi_Chara: Meta you're not really considering thinking about, smashing a goat are you???
*Laughs nervously* *Sweats*
Smash

Ayana- Hmm... not sure what to say, but she's kinda cute... Smash I guess...

Sarv- Hmm... *Thinks about what happens if I dated her* Hmm... Nah... cause she'll expose me of how cute I'll look... so nah... Pass

Ruv- *Blushes hardcore* Umm... well... Umm... *Blushes and sweats* Smash!!! >///<"

Selever- Probably not, Pass

Rasazy- Again, I don't date minors... Pass

Sarvin- He'll probably be the same reaction as Sarvente, so nah... Pass...

Ruvina- *Blushes* Umm... kinda the same thing like I said about Ruvyzvat... Smash

Selene- Same with Selever... Pass

Razul- Same thing on Rasazy... I don't date minors...

Rschvania (Ruv's mom)- Umm... tempting... but idek if she's gonna trust me with my sword or something... Pass I think...

Krusveto (Ruv's dad)- *Blushes hardcore* Umm... Well... *Silence moment and still blushes* Smash, YOU SHUT UP!!!!! Ò///.///Ó

Cassandra- More like a killer... Pass... not gonna date any killers...

Nene: Nope...

Darnell: Negative...

Lila: *Thinks about it* Hmm... *Thinks about it and having too much kids with her* Nah...

CJ- *Blushes a little* Umm... kinda cute and handsome sometimes... idk what to say... Smash

Stickman- I would rather die than date him...

Ruby: Umm... you are cute... but I don't wanna date you... sorry BUT I'M SIMPING ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, PLZ DON'T KILL ME, IM SORRY!!! D,:

Bob- Nope

Ron- Not gonna date him...

Meri- ANOTHER FANGIRL!!!! THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU!!!! D:<

Tricky- A crazy zombie clown??? Yeah... sorry... pass...

Hank- Umm... he's cute and he's an assassin... maybe a good assassin... Smash...

Red impostor- I guess Smash

Green impostor- Another Smash

Black impostor- Triple smash

Yellow impostor- Maybe not...

Pinkie Pie- Too excited and girly... Pass

Huggy Wuggy- Escargoon does simp for Huggy and thinks he's cute, I'm just gonna Smash, just for Escargoon

Peashooter- Hmm... he's just a plant *Sees his transformation* .... YES!!! SMASH!!! O_O

Slenderman- Umm... too creepy, but not all the way creepy... but I'm still gonna Pass...

Sonic- Well he is my friend, but I don't wanna date him... I'm gonna pass

Sonic.EXE: An EXE, too creepy for me... I hope he doesn't kill me... but Pass...

Fleetway- Is he on drugs??? Is he okay???? Ok I'm just gonna *Presses skip and protections* O-O Pass for that...

Matt (Wii)- Well, he's is from Nintendo like me, but I don't date Nintendo characters, except for Galacta (Also want to date Ruv as well)

Shaggy- A character from Scooby Doo... he looks cool with his transforms... but I Pass, sry Shaggy

Austin- Eh, maybe not...

Eleted- I would rather die (again)

Kapi- I don't date furries, your cool, but I'm gonna pass...

Cloud- Ik that your a fangirl of Senpai, but your kinda cute thou... maybe I can be your Senpai... so, Smash...

Monika- *Pulls a sword and destroys Monika pics and things* Not today and I don't date yanderes!!!! She's poison and toxic to me!!!! Get that girl out of my face and outta here!!! >:(

Yuri- You very mature like me, I think you decided to be free, but I still have to pass, Sry Yuri...

Sayori- To excited and needs to calm down a little... you may need to relax a little... Sry but pass...

Natsuki- Imma bet you do like anime and manga stuff... you look like you think your cute but your not... I have to agree with you... but I still have to pass even thou you think that I said that your are cute even thou I think your not and I have to agree with you... yea...

Agoti- He's kinda gay... and probably wants to take a piece of a guy... imma bet that he wants a piece of me... I'm just gonna pass again...

Aldryx- He looks like Agoti... could he be his twin or- you know what... never mind... Pass anyways...

Solazar- Umm... *Blushes* You do have blue fire... I'm not sure what to say with that nice suit... Smash...

Nikusa- Umm... *Thinks about it* I think not... Sry can't date you U_U

Taki: You do look like Sarvente... and I'm not sure what to say... you have a chainsaw... which is kinda nice... and a nun outfit... *Silence Moment* ... Smash, I guess...

Okay I think I'm done with the characters that Shi_Chara knows, how many did I smash??

Shi_Chara: Hmm... well... since you simp a lot of guys... I think you simp about... 22 people (If I miscounted let me know and I can fix it)

Oh umm... wow... I guess...

Shi_Chara: Yep... you're pretty much a simp alright...

Yep... and that's all of the smash or pass for me... so yea... no questions... you shall shut up... goodbye... farewell...

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Also R.I.P my fingers ;-;